Need some urgent help /b/
>Hot neighbour grill leaves her apartment to go somewhere
> Figure I can take a few pictures of her apartment through the mail intake
>DontJudgeMe.jpg
>Drop my phone through the mail intake, it is now on her floor
>Door is locked.
She may be coming back any time, no idea where she went. I can see the phone is still on with camera enabled. Last picture taken is one upside down of her apartment.
How do I get the phone back??? Tips?
How screwed am I? Help!
PIC related, kinda looks like that.
wtf op
heh
Brake in
get back phone
take more pictures
Kik sloot bread
Trade gfs? Jimmyp4two
SophiOMG
stupid slut, use her
ITT: Family War histories and stories
Ill start
>2 great uncles served in the SS, Both 5th SS Wiking
>One surrendered to the russians during the Budapest breakout attempt
>russians held him for 7 years in siberia before he was released, his family thought he was dead until he showed up
>worked on a french farm until he was murdered which was speculated to be revenge for a war crime
>killer was never found
>the other surrendered to the americans in austria
>Americans held him for 1 year before releasing him
>Grandfather on other side of the family was german born but moved to canada when he was young
>when war started he signed up with the canadian armed forces and served in a churchill tank as the radio operator (hull machine gunner)
>served in the italy campaign
>early 1944 he was admitted to a psych ward because he couldnt handle the guilt of killing his own people
>didnt come home until 1947 due to health issues
Thats my family war history would love to hear more of yours /b
pic semi-related
>>714975774
>be my great-grandfather
>poor austro-hungarian farmer born in nowadays Romanian territory
>1914
>WW1 breaks out
>Austria declares war on Serbia who is then defended by Russia
>Russkies invade Austria-Hungary
>be conscripted to the army
>fight some battles and survive dispite losing all of them
>gain some courage and honour medals
>be on this particular battle (and survive somehow)
>russkies BTFO austro-hungarians
>russian cavalry comes in with bayonets and shit
>they're coming to check if there are any survivors
>imfucked.jpg
>see plenty of bodies around
>hide under a lot of 'em
>russians come with the bayonets
>they can't reach him
>he survives
>>714976540
thats fuckin wild man
I'll never forgive the nazis for how they treated my grandfather. he spent 4 years at a concentration camp and was passed over for promotion time and time again.
Original Thicc, thread post all your thicc, grils let's go cuck lords
>>714985337
sauce me opie
>>714985677
Dubs gets sauce
Anyone know how I can get the full set? If someone is selling or something? Kik me if you know: prussell187. I'll reply in like 4-5 hours if you message me.
>>714986311
learn to use the internet..
uncle google is your best friend
>>714986490
Dude I have all the public ones... I ain't that autistic
>>714986586
If you think there is anything else to see besides all the ones already online then you are retarded...
>huurrr durrr people have private unreleased ones for sale
No they dont. Even if they do, somebody would have bought them and iploaded them online.
WWYD thread, post pics and wwyd
>>714984105
WWYD to my gf?
>>714984105
WWUD
FB Fap thread number1 million
>>714984671
go to hell bitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44PDjTA6lyQ
i am the kaos. i am the almighty. i have returned from my slumber because you have summoned me. i put all of you on notice. my power is reaching out to you. you cannot escape. your age is at an end. mine is just beginning.
If you don't sink piss with the boys you are a poofta faggot. Who here loves piss ups with the boys?
YEAH THE FUCKIN BOYS SINK PISS PUNCH DARTS OR DIE CUNT
>>714985804
Yeah this cunt right here knows his shit
tfw dogged by the boys and now have no mates so I sink piss alone waiting for death
What language does /b/ know
English and
Russian, but I cant read
Nigger
english
french
arabic
java
C
C++
html
php
>>714987904
Sand nigger
Pic's you shouldn't and faves saved.
Collages welcome
This chick
Anyone have more?
Compilation thread for all the future gets this board is going to have:
>>714986999
>>714987000
>>714987111
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>>714987333
>>714987444
>>714987555
>>714987666
>>714987777 QUADS
>>714987888
>>714987999
>>714988000
>>714988111
>>714988222
>>714988333
>>714988444
>>714988555
>>714988666
>>714988777
>>714988888 QUINTS
>>714986997
Make sure to keep this thread alive. this is important
don't let this die..
Quality
If anyone rolls quads i will an hero live. Ive got nothing to live for anyways i might aswell off myself
>get pic semi-related
*crosses fingers for quads
What if I get 2 dubs and you just add em?
quads?
Feet you wanna fuck/lick thread
>>714978115
Have you got one of these OP?
>>714978115
G O D /// L E V E L
No, no I do not. Quite the useful tool tho
Celeb thread
>>714987497
>>714987497
Traps, CD, Trans thread!
Chastity or bondage for bonus points, OC welcome!