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Ok /b/ro's I'm basically fucked. I'll take it from the top.

>4 months ago
>going home from shit job
>work in pc repair shop
>walking home to bus stop
>see a grill and fall for her immediately
>fucckkk she takes the same bus
>I think she's an an 8/10 or something
>not a 10 but there's something about her
>my brain fucking crashes
>come home can’t stop thinking about her
>god damn cute smile
>most amazing hair
>curvy
>I wanna fucking marry this girl

>a week goes by, still thinking about her
>more and more actually
>remember she was wearing the uniform they wear at the shops where they sell the Nespresso cups
>”Nespresso Boutiques” or whatever fancy name they call them
>there is one near my work, maybe she works there
>for once in my life decide to man up
>and do something about it
>like in the movies
>she’s probably out of my league
>I know I'm a bit of a nerd and people sometimes call me podgy
>but fuck it

>next day at lunch break I head to the Nespresso store
>fuckinghellitsher.jpg
>walk up to the counter
>memorised a pretty suave monologue about the bus ride to get her number
>she asks if she can help me
>my brain fucking crashes, again
>forget my monologue
>start sweating

cont.

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Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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any rose r34 bread

>> bump

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Bet you can't make me cum without 404ing the thread

Horiz0nFire kik

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ITT: Pictures you always return to fap to

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Why is there so much killing and murder going on in Syria?

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>Ctrl+F
>No SS
Straight shota thread motherfuckers

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you ylyl ... you loose ... Thread!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMd0qtujOXA

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Post your favorite porn stars and why you love them.

Pic related, nobody takes as many absolutely nasty creampies as she does

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I have trained extensively for this day. Today's the day that I roll dubs. Don't worry, guys. I won't fail you.

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how do we fix this glaring injustice?

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creep bread/upskirt/nip slips/the whole nine yarn

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Family Fap Thread. Post pics of relative(s) you want to fuck.

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***2020 ELECTION GAME***

President Donald Trump faces off against Democratic challenger Bernie Sanders and Independent candidate Rand Paul.

No write-ins. No comments about how Bernie will be too old. Just play and have fun.