>Height
>Job, salary
n/a
runecrafter
800k/phour
>>715355935
You could've started..
>180cm
>Developer £33k (fresh graduate salary)
5'10"
Sysadmin
$85K
Deutschfaden
Fragen
1. Normie oder FrogFag?
2. Mensch oder Tier?
3. Alkohol und/oder Drogen?
4. Musiktip (optional)
>>715361134
und DEUS VULT
kein fotzen faden? :(
>>715361134
sers, ösianon grüßt!
>1. Normie oder FrogFag?
an der grenze balancierend
>2. Mensch oder Tier?
mensch
>3. Alkohol und/oder Drogen?
implizierend ersteres wäre nicht zweiteres - aber: Ja!
>4. Musiktip (optional)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE
Those americucks jumping out of the tower always make me laugh hard.
They got what they deserved? Yes, they did.
Kek. Look at this dumb americuck.
OooooooooooOooOooOooOoOOoO wow kid your so edgy
>>715363569
Listen up you /b/astards. I finally got done with my uni degree and I wanted to celebrate. I don't care what you post here; gore, vore, nudes, lewds, traps, loli, YLYL, best of, get threads, bait, general shitposting, whatever. I just want a random thread to get back to the spirit of /b/.
http://doujin.pomfpomf.moe/info/?id=355
>>715359212
>>715359301
Are we fucked come DEC 19?
>>715363991
she was a shit choice, but the alternative is a walking meme with no concept of running anything effectively.
>>715364150
Ya but hillary is gonna start ww3 and the Nwo might take over.
>>715364150
But Trump is President
Nude game: IMPROVED Edition
READ THE FUCKING Rules are simple:
1.Post clothed Picture of your girlfriend/wife or ex and choose a number between 0 and 9.
2.If someone replies with that number (last Digit), you post any Picture they request.
3.Best to make your request in your reply and not later as to avoid confusion.
4.If you post a pic of your girl for rolls but don't put a number, ALL ROLLS on her will count as vaild.
5.Reply only to Pictures with numbers, don't reroll on your roll expecting OP to see it.
6.PLEASE LINK TO YOUR ORIGINAL PICTURE when you deliver wins.
Don't post unless you are prepared to deliver
8 for her
>>715363738
>>715363738
rolling for ass
>>715363738
Tits
Are you happy?
>>715360864
Yep very happy actually
>>715361465
So so happy
cant complain
Family Fap Thread. Post pics of relative(s) you want to fuck.
Anyone want to rate and fap to my milf aunts on vola?
>>715360738
post em here
my sister, black dress. we're triplets (boy boy girl)
>Be me, 23
>Have little sister, 16
>Little sister's friend comes over, 15
>I have turned the basement of our house into a 2-bedroom apartment thing with kitchen and living room.
>Chilling in the basement, drinking, listening to music, and playing some pool and darts.
>Sister and friend come down and want to hang out and I don't have a problem with that.
>Eventually talk me into letting them hit my alcohol stash. My sister regularly does this.
>Have a pretty good night, eventually sister goes to bed and her friend says "I'm not tired yet, i'm just going to hang out with Anon a little longer"
>We're talking; eventually, "I wish I could find a guy like you, all guys my age are stupid."
>Drunk me: "I wish I could find someone like you Femanon."
>We start to kiss and makeout pretty heavy and she sleeps with me.
>We don't sex, but she does strip down to her underwear and we cuddle.
>This morning before her mom picks her up, she gives me her number, kisses me, and tells me she can't wait to hangout again.
>About thirty minutes later, get a facebook notification "Confirm Relationship Request"
Am I fucked /b/? Pic related.
>>715355410
She's banging Jaquan behind your back op.
>>715355410
yep
>put your dick in her. Deny relation request and tell her it's better for her
Girls that young are easy to manipulate.
FB/IG thread
Starting with a friend
Forget tobacco and alcohol.
Cannabis is safer THAN FUCKING WATER prove me wrong.
You go drink 6 litres of water, dare you m8. You'll die, straight up. There is no mechanism(beyond common sense, which if you agree with cannabis prohibition you obviously lack) to stop you from flooding your brain, suffering water intoxication and dying.
Comparatively a relative quantity of cannabis consumed(administered by oneself) via whichever route of administration you prefer will knock you out cold before you can get anywhere near a toxic dose.
Ergo cannabis is less toxic than water.
Beyond that water is physically more dangerous than herbal cannabis matter.
Like you can drown in that shit, it conducts electricity, the list goes on, water is fucking dangerous man.
Prove me wrong.
Daily reminder: water. FUCKING WATER is more dangerous than cannabis. And anyone who supports cannabis prohibition is going to (hypothetical)hell when they die.
Also, if you call cannabis "marijuana" or "pot" you are a fag and if you call it "weed" you are an edgy teenager.
Have a glass of water, take a drive. Smoke a bowl take a drive. Which is safer? Fuck off. Also alcohol and tobacco are for faggots too.
>>715352144
right, this thread is intended for sensible users, not irresponsible n00b5... by the way smoking and driving is perfectly safe for experienced and regular users of cannabis.
in fact in my personal experience; not smoking will have a negative impact on my driving abilities because i have panic attacks if i don't smoke... especially on the road... especially on roundabouts. fuck roundabouts man.
yeah, if you are inexperienced; taking the wheel and allowing the media to label a sensible group of people as a danger to society is fucking sad mate.
Your gonna be coughing like an old man at age 23 trust me cannabis has its bad sides to.
My friend can't even eat or have an appetite without smoking bud. Their always moody af until they smoke bud. That's why they ain't my friend anymore lol weed is bad in someways
This is a feet thread.
inb4 blurry fb feet pics
inb4 shit that has been posted a thousand times
Why do girls feet are that fucking beautiful and hot seriously ,its like an obsession , i'm mad at my brain seriously , i can't help but its the first thing i look up in a girl
>pic related , look how fucking hot this is
How old are they?
>>715359575
>>715359575
im gonna BUMP this MOTHAFUCKEN SHIT HOMIE DAWG
I SUPPORT YOUR OPENING STATEMENT AND THE TOPIC OF THIS THREAD.
51 names my new tag.
SuperFaggot9000
Thelegend27
asshat
ITT: Post actual shit you've done that nobody else knows. Preferably sexual.
I'll go first
Used to use household objects as dildos when growing up at home. sharpies. small flashlight. glowsticks, a spinning disk of LEDs in a ball that vibrated, a chair leg once, a maglight, a aluminum baseball bat handle.
>>715354626
Post tits or vag of yourself or /b/ isn interested.
Fucked my Mother in Law
>>715354922
>no vagina here
Explain to me how that's not the case.
>>715356571
That's a nice stock picture of a woman.
Only Americans use gallons stupid. This is clearly fake, not that you care.
>>715356216
“I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.”
― Winston S. Churchill