Okay guise wincest time (pic unrelated)
>Be me
>14
>Just got 2nd gen iPod touch for christmas
>fuckyeah.jpg
>volume buttons bc fuck the chinese sweat shops
>at uncle's huge mansion on christmas day
>never been here
>uncle founded his own oil company
>is loaded with dolla dolla bills
>wears flannel and ripped jeans everywhere he goes
>humblest rich guy you'd ever meet
>bigassmansion.jpg
>playing pool with uncles in downstairs living room
>have to use baby pool stick bc 14
>"looks like your pecker"
>fuck off uncle Huey
>door opens
>enter people-I-don't-know
>fat chick with small baby in her arms
>slowly devouring the child with her succulent rolls
>followed by blonde dude, a little younger than me
>followed by tasty af looking piece of ASS
>GAWDDAMN.jpg
>blonde, perky tits
>perfect kind of perky
>like a large C-cup
>so not floppy but not small by any means
>cute light freckles all over face
>super tight jeans
>crocodile skin purse
>lol fuck PETA
>ask grandpa "who the fuck are these people"
>left the "fuck" part out of that actually
>"Anon, this is (fatchick) and her kids (blondedude) and (heavenlyass)
>"they're your uncle's new wife's grandkids
>wtf
>ponder for a moment
>so that makes them step-cousins
>or something
>who the hell has time for that kind of mental planning
cont.?
bumb
lets hear your lies op, bumping
keep 'er goin
What do you drive faggots? Post your cars or Trucks..what ever you got.. No, Bikes and or Motorcycles do not apply
>>716207360
>he's one of those
Vroom vroom motherfucker
06 Toyota 4runner, boy oh boy do the japs make good cars
Well? Do you want it bigger or not?
As if it could be worse...
>>716215973
>Do you want it bigger or not?
No, I don't want it bigger. I'm the only one using it and I'm quite please with how he cums.
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Name a better beer. PROTIP you can not
>>716210695
St. Pauli Girl
Stella
Corona
Hey /b/...
ROSE IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbzvl_2jTwA
ROZE THREAD
>>716204832
>I am OP
>I don't post the v ideo she is best known for and looks really cute
>I am a faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iI9CUE9g14
>>716204832
Is this person a transsexual?
>>716205022
Ylyl
fuck you
>>716203968
le mother will die post haha
find the flaw
>>716200160
that right eyes a bit fucked
>>716200220
*left
nigger
/thread
blue cupcakes
>>716206358
no
Cam Guy is back at it raiding IP Cameras!
I guarantee this is the funniest shit you've seen in a long time.
Come watch nigs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjzaBywBhig
pls dont ban me /b/ mods, ty
Mump
>>716207426
YEs!!!!!!!!!!
Bumping for awesomeness
i thought it was forbidden in Islam to burn people alive?
>>716209654
It's not, it tells them to at one point.
I not going to look up the verse because I dont care enough to.
>>716209654
That's because ISIS is not real islam. Less than 1 percent if Muslims believe in their medieval bullshit
>>716209654
And you are supposed to beat disobedient children to death with big fucking rocks in Christianity... It is kinda like people do whatever the fuck they want naw-a-days.
Ask a guy who accidentally destroyed a $3 million dollar MRI machine at work and is now looking for work anything.
what did you do? was it your fault?
Were you able to find your tiny dick with it before you destroyed it?
>>716207559
I demand greentext
Pics you shouldn't share
>>716201924
Wow, nice
s/fur
>>716211866
WASTED ;)))
Alright, /b/. Friend gave this to me but I don't even have an Xbox. Thought about selling it, but...
Trips gets the code.
i love niggerz
reroll
reroll v.2