Could we get a semi-rekt thread. Like the ones that are funny without the gore.
inb4 newfag doesn't want gore. Already seen 3 gore threads today.
Always read the fine-print.
>>716250370
Does this count?
>>716250871
I'm rolling too.
>>716247513
So there are 8 of them? Do we separate them into tens or what?
Ah, hell. I'll roll anyways and guess at where I land.
Fuck this shit.
It's like I gotta wipe your asses nowadays.
/nzg/
what are you cunts doing for Christmas? Ill be heading up to chch.
>>716247324
>>716247324
if you're heading up to chch, i hear that this chick gives great bjs behind the school jim
>>716247739
>behind the school jim
Where's that? Never mind, I'll ask someone who went to school.
whys there so much ass licking in lesbian porn?
>>716248179
porn just gets nastier and nastier with time
>>716248179
because its made for men and not women, i kinda want to eat my wifes asshole
because god still loves us
What the fuck is wrong with me?
I was in the shower about 20 minutes ago and I did half of my workout in the shower cause I was out all day (70 squats and 70 calf raises)
I waited until I got out so I could finish the rest and decided to spank one out, but when I came I had the most painful headache of my life. My head was throbbing to the point where I almost threw up and I literally said the words "I'm going to die" out loud, and my nose started bleeding (I think it was bleeding prior to this and I didn't notice, because I dont think headaches can cause nose bleeds)
around 20 mins later my head is still throbbing, just not as bad. In the past I've had a headache for around 2 months on the left side of my head, joint pain, and jaw clicking if that is of any help. So what the fuck happened there? The shower was hot and there was a lot of steam too
>tldr: I came and gave myself a headache so bad I thought I would die
>the fuck happened to me
Help /b/ am i going to die
what the fuck is hapening
>>716252418
Its just cancer
Still go to thé hospital m8
ITT: What's your secret?
Mine: Gonna get my sick ducked by a whore real soon.
>>716242862
that's not a nice thing to call your mom this close to xmas
>>716242956
kek. wrong thread, faggot.
what's YOUR secret?
>>716242862
mom's car fingered friend
Sup /b/?
My ex left her necklace at my place a long time ago and recently asked me to bring it back. I've told her that I would bring it back, I just don't have a car to drive to her place. I told her I would let her know when I have the car. Then I got this
Tell them to come round and get it, then knock them out with a basebal bat and keep them in your rape dungeons
BONUS: choke them out with the necklace
I upload it for a temp 24 hours so /b/ can have it finally.
Enjoy /faggets/
/b/ shall remember this day
Link :
https://file.town/download/d5v0pfatoksqzhuxtd3urj8r3
Ass is big but its also flat. Bad shape overall.
Do you have any pictures?
Why do all these jailbait bitches feel ashamed being seen in lingerie but they take tons of bikini photos. Where is the difference?
Get it off your chest.
Whatever has been bothering you, don't repress that shit.
I make too much money
>>716252192
I just really don't care about black and Hispanic people.
>>716252294
What's your key? Hard work, intelligence, charisma, shrewd business skills?
Wwyd thread continued from: >>716214796
https://www.quiz-maker.com/QRD6XDN
Try this!
Waifu claiming thread
Previous:>>716236724
The rules are simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>Keep RP and ERP to minimum. Or don't, really nobody cares.
>Post fitting, not over-sexualised content. Unless you want to, in which case post lewds.
>Most important: Have fun!
still here
I'm back.
s/fur
Second.
I win!!
34 thread. Bonus points for sailor moon.
celeb thread
this is the era of Hayley and I never want it to fucking end
should be asleep but literally can't stop stroking for Hayley
https://mega.nz/#F!gpo1TDiD
Trips gets pass to mega folder of her (incl face+hj vids)
bumperino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdtKbq3Omkw
who