/b/ what do you do when your friend is a fat lazy piece of shit whos. rude, unnapologetic, and thinks its okay to be greasy, greedy, and lie for personal gain. ya know basically an all round /b/tard?
like seriously, what are some excersizes that can be used to make this person aware of their own horrible behavior, because thats the biggest problem is that when they do something wrong, they never see it as wrong, they just think everyone ELSE is wrong and then continue to be the depressed piece of shit theyve always been thus far.
mods dont delete this thread im seriously stooping so low as to make a fucking 4 chan thread in hopes of any GOOD advice i can get
its so draining having someone like this in my life and i cant just leave them behind because i know just how much more shitty they will become
>>716648822
Sounds like my wife......
Have you tried knocking this friend up and ruining your life?
>>716649058
i tried knocking them OUT once, but didnt change their behavior at all.
You have to lead by example and even then most people are beyond saving. If you left him alone and nobody talked to him cus of what a peice of shit he is its still 99% that hes not gonna blame it on himself.
Start with things like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_fwRh1t9hY&ab_channel=Shadiversity
New Drawthread. Taking requests.
>>716648624
>inb4 everything
>>716648624
>
Requesting a cyborg sighing.
>>716648228
>Stay bronze...
rood
Good evening, Anonymous! How was your Christmas?
>ADVICE, FORTUNE-TELLING, AND FRIENDLY CONVERSATION
>Want a tarot reading? Great! Just roll some dubs. Or trips. Or quads. (GETS)
Ask me a question, and I'll use the cards to answer it. Name a topic, such as career or love-life, and I'll interpret the reading based on the topic. Tarot readings take time to craft, but you can remind me if it looks like I missed you. Just don't be obnoxious!
>GETs can be donated to others.
If you see someone else failing to GET, feel free to give them your dubs. Just make sure it's a specific person. Offering them up vaguely to everyone leads to confusion.
>Can't GET? Give us a name, and my junior shrine maidens will deliver to you a fortune cookie.
A fortune cookie is a short blurb about your luck for 2017. The name can be made up or real, doesn't matter.
>Advice is free, give and receive as you wish.
>Be patient. Be kind. I love you all very much.
*pets the moo*
My christmas was well, thankyou.
My entire year has been great to me.
I hope yours has also.
Sup thread
Good evening citizen, officer Check'em.
You happen to have any illegal dubs in your possesion?
I ain't going back to singles pig
>>716652786
Have a good day sir
>>716652673
Officer, I have a cop fetish.
Please fuck me.
Good and kind SantaAnon, please give me Dark Souls III. Today's my birthday and im sad and lonely… I would really love to make it even more miserable playing the last game from Souls series…(i can prove its my birthday if some scepticAnons might step in.)
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198011896568/wishlist/
>>716648115
nah, I dont believe in any God or anything so death is the worst thing that could happen to anyone.
>>716648260
Exactly my point
REKT BREAD FAGGOTS
>>716646529
Damn, that's one way.
>Post a scene of a movie
>anons guess what movie is
I start
>>716648461
Overratedanomalisa
>>716648461
am i doin it rite
>>716648682
oh shit
>still haven't finished Y
oh god its so boring though
>>716649095
He's not wearing a helmet.
>>716649858
but what if I post katia and pokemon
Ylyl
/b/ fucking sucks now.
And not in the "I MISS OLD /b/ WAHH" Its not that im sick of 4chan just that it's fucking cancer.
To start off, Rate My Cock threads. Literally cancer, get the fuck out.
Trap threads. "It's not gay!" You're jacking off to someone with a dick getting fucked in the ass. That's gay.
Trump/Hillary. Theres a whole separate fucking board dedicated to your cancer. Newsflash: Politicians don't give a shit about you. And nobody reads your shitposts.
FB fap/What would you do/Pics you shouldn't share/roll for nudes, etc. They're all the same fucking thread. Literally turning 4chan into facebook. Underage faggots fapping to pics of CLOTHED, AVERAGE WOMEN.
YLYL Threads, more like the shittiest stolen screenshots of black twitter. Congrats.
Porn Webm threads. 1% fucking porn, 99% underage fuckboys and shitposters yelling "SAUCE".
Gore/rekt threads. Oh shit, you said you can handle pictures of dead people! You're pretty fucking edgy, man. You're so much cooler than us. Just kidding. Fuck you.
Wincest/R34 threads. Put together because I don't know what's fucking worse. Jacking off to pictures of cartoon characters or pictures of porn with half-assed text boxes of "Gee golly big bro, your penis is in my vagina!" Fucking sad.
BBC threads. Because /b/ can never get enough of fucking cock in their life.
Feels threads. 33-year-old kissless virgin (OP) relates with 14-year-old depressed kiddies. Go. Out. Side.
Dubs threads. WOW, there's a series of two identical numbers next to each other in a nine-number ID! Fucking groundbreaking.
Copypasta threads. Why do dumbasses even respond to obvious bullshit?
P.S. Chloe Grace Moretz will never know or care you exist. Taylor Swift is attractive, sure, but not in the holy-shit way. And Suzy and/or Kat aren't the "QUEEN" of /b/.
Did I miss anything, faggots.
Yea you missed the part about how nobody gives a shit.
>>716644443
>Did I miss anything, faggots
Yes, you missed the part where people bothered to care, or even read your entire post
>>716644443
Off by one.
日本語知る人いますかー
はい、もう一回!
>>716649643
No, I don't know japanese (used Google translate)
かわいいでしょー
Pics you wish your body would let you cum to.
>>716652411
kinda wanna get the mods for that but it doesnt count
still fucked up
>Lesbian MILF on loli incest.
Always good.
>>716652411
any more images like that?
Hello.
I have 50 personal questions I would like to ask you. Please roll for them.
If you answer a question and post a pic, I’ll give you another, based on your number.
I only have 50, so if you roll over 50, then please reroll, as there are only 50.
Please don’t roll unless you are prepared to answer honestly. Thank you.
>>716652340
Fuck it, why not
Bean Bag Buccaneers is a two player children's game, the object of which is to pick up your treasure chest on the central island and sail back safely.
Each player has a giant sailing ship as their main game piece. Each ship has a removable sail, two trigger-action side panels, and a huge spring-driven cannon. Players take turns moving forward along a prescribed track and shooting bean bags at their opponent's ship. A hit on one of the side panels will force it to pop off and give the player a free shot at the other side; a hit forcing the sail off becalms the ship for a turn.
To add to the pirate flavor, each player also has an eye patch. Wearing these will slightly affect depth perception and add a marginal bit of sport to the shooting.
This game retailed for the somewhat impressive sum of $16 back in 1962. With its huge plastic ships (close to a foot long), giant vinyl play mat, and the eye patches, it may well stand as one of the more overproduced games of the early 1960s
>>716652785
Reroll
hey /b/, looking for an account sharing community
http://bitpasses.net/community/
go ahead
>>716639230
Will i kill my ex this year
Is the banana funny
do i fuck her in ass in 2017 ?