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The madness never ends.
Gardevoir thread part 2
Previous thread >>716743922

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what's stopping you from having a black gf ?
surely you aren't racist

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Illinois Thread.

Bonus points for 630!

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What's the most fucked up thing you ever did /b?

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I'm 27 y/o male, working as a manager.
There's this 20 y/o girl, working in same office at the reception desk - she's like 10/10 for me.

Year ago, she started smiling at me - I've approached her, we started talking. Ended up talking on facebook almost all the time.
At that time, I still had girlfriend (I broke with her 2-3 months later).
Time has passed - I broke with my gf and started approaching the receptionist girl again. We ended up going to a cafe for a tea. She told me then that she's got a boyfriend (who she met month earlier...).

From that time, 4-5 months has passed. We talk on facebook all the time, she sends me lots of her photos (like only in bra, or only t-shirt and panties, or naked in bathtub with only foam covering her). I told her that she's perfect 10/10 for me, and that I'd do naughty things to her xd
She told me that she could and wanted to be with me, if I wasn't so slow to break up with my gf back then and if she didn't meet her new bf.
She's still a virgin, she comes to my place from time to time. Relaxes in my bed, we drink tea together, listen to music. Today I gave her back and foot massage - she didn't fight and enjoyed it :P

We know everything about each other - she knows I'm circumcised (likes that xd), I know her private life secrets. We understand each other really well and really often we say the same thing at the same time.
Sometimes when we go into topic of going next step (beyond the friend-stuff) like to give her massage without her clothes on - she says, that "we'll never find it out... but... who knows? :>".
She's either playing with me, or there's still a chance to hit on her.

Wat do? I can give more details, just ask me questions.

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>>716750933
fuck off with this cringe, you lonely retard

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let's get this thing going.

I'll give you a 10 number range to make your roll, you can roll whatever you want to decide how the situation on this island changes, the result varies depending on what final number you get:
0 is a complete failure
1-4 is a sub par result
5-8 happens exactly as rolled
9 is a great success.

OP will decide how the result varies on anything that is not 5-8

pic related is the starting map.
dots are people: we have niggers, californians and ayylmaos
dark green areas are forests, light brown are beaches, mountains are mountains, the river looking thing is a river. Make whatever you want of this information.

Your rolls will decide the actions of one of those three groups of people.

40-49 decides next action

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Faces of /b/ thread

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There is 3 types of sexes. Male, female and mentally retarded.
Boys have peepees, girls have hoohas, its not difficult.
There is 3 types of sexuality. Straight, gay and fuck it i will have a bit of everything.

There is no grey area. I am extremely tolerant to anyone's sexuality aslong as they are happy.
But if you cannot understand this basic principle you honestly need to be taken out back and shot.

People arent fucking special cos they cant learn simple ideas and are easily offended.
Thats honestly fucking pathetic.

I fucking hate these ignorant retarded fucking idiots on here with thier "because it has a smooth looking bum it makes it a woman". The fact it has a penis makes it a guy. You are literally fucking autistic if you think otherwise
The fact that if you have a penis then your dna structure is xy. It is basic high school stuff.
If you cant grasp that then i wouldnt trust you with soup without waterwings

Tl;dr? Male=penis
Female=vagina.
Its not rocket surgery

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HG Thread
48 tributes
I really gotta return to hostin' edition

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Cock rate thread.....go!

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Shemale thread

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Killing myself soon, best method for minimum pain?

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FB/IG fap thread

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friends you fap to Part 2