NEW CELEB THREAD
/ellechan/ edition.
>>741194217
>>741187460
>>>/b/itch
Milfs / Gilfs / Mature Women
>>741182638
That pic of you or you just posting
>>741182831
Saved from /b/
>>741182831
Nigga are you retarded
childhood innocence thread
>>741185714
Hitting puberty was an amazing time in our lives. The coupling of being horny for the first time and exploring this whole new world of sexuality, while the world is still new and magical...fuck man. Glorious. Even though I was socially awkward and considered a "nerd" with dandruff and acne, it was still an amazing time to be alive. The best of both worlds, so to speak.
rollli
>>741185160
rolla
Faces you wanna cum all over pt. 2
ITT: Easy, cheap, delicious recipes.
>>741167629
https://vid.me/xZHJU
>>741167629
Noice op
>haters can fuck right off
Drinking cheap vodka and thinking of the fuckup my life is. And what about you /b? Tell me your stories, the sadder, the more welcome.
I'm a 22 year old college virgin alcoholic, working at a petrol station incapable of getting with the woman of my dreams and really lonely. Beat me, /b, tear me to shreds
>>741178835
Don't fap too much, you'll have problems getting it up when you get it on with a woman
>>741179016
Havent really fapped in about two weeks, nothing really gets me up anymore
Heroin
Hey /b/, this is the time I accidentally got involved in organized crime
>be me, just turned 16 years old
>live in a shitty small, midwest town
>got my license and a shitty 95 Jeep Grand Cherokee Laredo
>thought I was hot shit because I could drive, you know how it goes
>I continue acting like a king for a few weeks because I could pick up all my friends and drive
>Go to near by city one day with my dad for a family reunion
>I don't really know what to expect, since I'd never been to a family reunion or even met my dad's family, besides his parents and siblings
>we show up at this huge ass fucking house
>walk in to a bunch of people cursing at eachother and breaking eachother's balls
>my dad seems to get lost in it all, immediately joins in and starts reuniting with old cousins and uncles
>I'm confused as fuck because I don't know anyone.
>decide to fuck off and say hi to the one cousin I know
>we had gotten along, she was a year younger than me and my little step sister's best friend
>we chat for a bit when a group of 5-6 teenagers who look our age walk up to us
I'm not going to use real names for this part, for obvious reasons, but I will go as far to explain this: My dad is a second generation italian american, but his dad changed his last name to a super white washed name. I'll just use Smith for me, and various pasta for the rest. This being said, my heritage never even was a concept in my mind before this
>I don't want to seem awkward so I say "hey guys how are you?"
>they all say hi etc, when one of them, who we will call V ask us "So what are you guys?"
>I laugh and say "Confused, I guess"
>he smiles back and says "No you fucking moron, Are you from the Fettuccine side or the Spaghetti side?"
>suddenly it dons on me what me meant, so I laugh back and say "Oh, we're both Smiths"
>V smiles again and says "ohhh, are you Dickie's (my dad) or Henry's (his brother)"
cont? It's not pretyped because I'm a faggot
bumperino
>>741174786
Cont?
>My cousin that I knew says "I'm Henry's, he's Dickie's"
>one of the other kids in the group says "I'm fucking dying over here V. Can you hurry this up? I wanna talk to your dad and get the fuck out of here"
>V suddenly drops his nice guy, charismatic demeanor and says to him "Show some fucking respect, A, this is your family we're talking to."
>they have a short argument with more cursing than I'd ever heard in a single exchange, and I cursed like a sailor when I was in HS because I was edgy
>Eventually V turns back to us and says "Hey guys, if you want to we were all gonna walk down to the mall if you want. We just gotta tell my dad first"
>Suddenly a light bulb appears above my head and I say "Walk? Fuck that I have my car. I'll drive us all down there"
>With that, I join the group of guys, while my other cousin holds back.
>We chat and they all tell themselves about me
>apparently they all hang out with eachother all the time, since their parents are always together anyway.
>Ages range from A, who spoke earlier, who is 16 like me, to V who is 19
>They all sound like they jumped straight of the opening wall street scene in Wolf of Wall-street, cursing every other ten seconds
>It was a rush. They all acted like nothing could brink them down
>It was clear though that V somehow had authority over the rest, but I just chalked that up to his age
More coming, I just type slow. Also in hindsight this all seems really obvious how crazy this side of the family was, but I didn't know until way later.
Celeb Thread Revengeance.
boop
>>741188700
who the fuck is she? this thread is already ruined
Rule 34. I need milfs
bumping with all my might
Don't know what the name of it is but does anyone have any "fuck wall" stuff. e.g. a wall of women's asses where a picture is stuck next to them and they are fucked at will.
fetishes.
Buuuump
is it true that dog penises inflate?
>>741188667
Yes. And they have a large knot at the base that keeps them inside
third thread R34 come here my niggaz
>DBZ still from me now
>>741189350
You nostalgia you lose
Angry birds is not nostalgia
>mfw my family was too poor to buy from the book fair
>>741189668
>Doesn't recognize scholastic book fair
You probably don't recognize these either pleb.
Hunger Games // HG thread Ep.2
>>741191929
Your gay