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sic Fragen:
1.) Wie war dein Tag?
2.) Was ist dein Lieblingssport?
3.) Wie würdest du deine Persönlichkeit beschreiben?
4.) wählst:
A.) Du kannst Sex haben nur noch drei Mal für den Rest Ihres Lebens. Andere als die drei Akte des Geschlechts, kann man nie zum Orgasmus. Du kannst nicht einmal masturbieren.
B.) Du kannst nicht für den Rest dein Leben haben Sex, aber du kannst masturbieren und alles, was du zum Orgasmus willst. Nur kein Sex. Du kannst nicht oral sex entweder erhalten.
5.) Wie alt?
6.) Was deine Tore Ziele für 2017 n. Chr.?
>>717476055
>1.) Wie war dein Tag?
5/10
>2.) Was ist dein Lieblingssport?
joggen
>3.) Wie würdest du deine Persönlichkeit beschreiben?
komisch
>4.) wählst:
>A.) Du kannst Sex haben nur noch drei Mal für den Rest Ihres Lebens. Andere als die drei Akte des Geschlechts, kann man nie zum Orgasmus. Du kannst nicht einmal masturbieren.
>B.) Du kannst nicht für den Rest dein Leben haben Sex, aber du kannst masturbieren und alles, was du zum Orgasmus willst. Nur kein Sex. Du kannst nicht oral sex entweder erhalten.
B ist sowieso mein leben
>5.) Wie alt?
26
>6.) Was deine Tore Ziele für 2017 n. Chr.?
MSc
PS: OP is ne dumme Fotze.
>>717476055
>1.) Wie war dein Tag?
Meh, hatte einen Artzttermin
>2.) Was ist dein Lieblingssport?
Masturbieren?? Hab keinen.
>3.) Wie würdest du deine Persönlichkeit beschreiben?
Besserwisserisch und abstossend.
>4.) wählst:
B
>5.) Wie alt?
22
>6.) Was deine Tore Ziele für 2017 n. Chr.?
Weniger scheisse sein
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLpdMToxngU
>vape thread
Do you vape anon? What are your thoughts on vaping? Let's discuss about e-cigs.
>>717478036
whats your setup bitch?
>>717478036
bump
Can one smoke cannabis out of one of this? Or only "liquid" stuff?
Steam Thread
If you roll the number I'm thinking of, I'll buy you a steam game >$10
I usually do this for Christmas, but I moved this year and I'm a little behind.
Please post game and name in roll.
Skyrim
http://steamcommunity.com/id/maggotarios
GL
>>717475526
Battleblock Theather
http://steamcommunity.com/id/zegirom
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198018169775
new /ss/ thread, last one topped off
2/?
3/?
4/?
ITT:We porrly describe a game and anons try to guess which is.
>General of a army
>Psychopath
>Ancient Times
>>717474611
>"an army"
Not even going to try to guess the game with your terrible education in English.
>>717474611
>main character is a fruit and people want to eat her
>Shameful display
fatties
Tell me now
>>717476196
nah, ill wait till later.
>>717476378
I'm impatient though.
Post your Pepe
>>717480829
Drawthread
>>717477068
<3 saved
>>717476828
hmm... Aperently this is some type of voo-du doll? Aperently it can swap between who it affects simply by saying the persons name 3 times.
That sounds kinda dumb. Who should i try it on first?
>>717479554
>>717479494
her vag looks like spider mandibles
requesting someone with pedipalps or mandibles around her crotch
/r/ Negluyin (a fusion of Yin, Luan Loud, and Nega-Timmy) getting creampied (both kinds of creampie, that is)
CELEB THREAD
-over 18 only
-no Roleplaying
-no "wheres maise nude"
-no stuttering
She is 18 as of December 2016.
OK, ENOUGH FUCKING AROUND
/S/HARK BREAD!!!
I don't hate sharks, but they aren't my favorite either.
Post the hottest pic/s you have saved here
I'll post this freckle face's nudes if /b/ can spell banana
banana
>>717481789
b a n a n a
banigger
Sluts you know that you want other anons to save and fap to.
>>717478619
I'm trying to decide if these threads are more cuck, or more gay.
Helping another man masturbate is gay, isn't it?
I posted a picture of a girl I know in one of these threads yesterday. The cops showed up at my place this morning. Apparently, this sort of thing is illegal. So be careful, Anons.
Dear 4chan,
It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.
We are finished with your child pornography, gore, and cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Reddit? 9gag? No, no.
Here.
Tonight at 12:00am Pacific Time 4chan will officially come to an end.
"kek u cant do sh*t"
Not only do I have my hacking skills and team aside me, but I also have 9gag, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us.
You're probably all thinking
"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO"
There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Moot and Heaven here, with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of things disgusting things from your website.
As of now, you have 3 and a half hours.
The clock is ticking, gentlemen.
We are legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.
- The Leader
>>717477485
Can I just show you my penis instead?
>>717477690
/thread
Kek u can't do shit