rolli
>>717544317
lets roll i guess
>>717544317
roll nig
Let the roll games begin !
>>717533872
eh, why not
drawthread
code me a love letter baby
>>717528200
How abot we don't?
Oh shit
who up!?
YLYL
>>717533035
>YLYL
>starts with a banana
>tfw no big dick
how do I compete?
>>717532781
Fucking Hell. That's a murder weapon
>>717532781
by being someone they can fall in love with
My dick is 5.6 inches and last girl I was fucking told me i was better than her ex of 7inches and my current gf has had bigger and she loves me
it really isn't that big of a deal outside of hookups
>>717532848
need something to replace pic related after thier eradication from the planet.
>then we should eradicate these other other std spreading mutherfuckers to the sun, too.
Sorry I'm late as fuck on this. The holidays turned into a bender for me.
>went to restaurant for dinner with parents
>showed up an hour early and sat in my car to see who they brought with them
>they arrive and didn't see anyone walk in with them other than my younger sister
>go to the bar in the restaurant and have a drink before going to their table
>built my courage up and walked to table, said hello, gave formal greetings to them all.
>sat down and ordered drinks, my mother shuddered when I ordered a scotch
>normal conversation until my father says "listen anon, we've got something serious to discuss. Since you've decided walked out on me and your family we need to get something's in order"
>the suit who was sitting at the table adjacent to us perked up and came over to the table with papers in hand.
>they wanted me to sign papers saying I wouldn't ever try to claim any of my fathers money, that I wouldn't bother my sisters after my parents passing, and that I wouldn't use the family name in any way that would harm the family business.
>waitress brought the drinks mid conversation.
>just took a kiss of my scotch and poured the rest onto the papers that were on the table
>walked out and drove home.
15 missed calls and 10 emails later, they can still go fuck themselves. Should've stayed home /b/.
What the heckle is this.
>>717526019
why did it come to this?
>>717526744
>>717526390
I made a thread two days before Christmas Eve about my parents getting ahold of me after years of no contact wanting to have dinner. Explained the entire situation, and asked /b/ for help deciding cause everyone I knew was giving me generic "do what you want" answers. Anons collectively decided I should go, and I promised follow up greentext about how it went down. After dinner I went into a bender that ended late last night. So here's the follow up.
WWYD thread continued
Pref no scat/death/rape
keep going anon >>717519126
I ask emma who she's looking at and shes so fucking drunk that she forgets we are supposed to be out on a date - she talks to me about a guy across the room. she finds him super hot and could see his dick through his pants before when she walked past him, which made her really wet. I giver her another shot (number 9?) and tell her to go dance with him. She and he start grindnig on the dance floor - the guy looks kinda shocked that such a hot drunk slut is all over him all of a sudden. Just like in this picture, she puts her hands on her knees and pushes that ass into him hard. When she needs to use the bathroom, she leaves and i have a little chat with the guy. We agree to escort emma home together.
Hey /b/
I'm chatting with my crush. Dubs decides.
Posting results after
Hey will you go out on a date with me?
>>717526422
winrar
>>717526422
Easy peasy.
Kik
Kek?
Post kik names of your gf/wife and I'll send em a cock pic and post wins here! Or just post sluts.
ThomasBris
closet sissy faggot, ask him about his halloween kiss
w/fur : aftermath of creampies edition / poking fun at charles
>be me
>19
>Is a chick (pic related)
>have a generally shitty life
>get kicked out of single mom's at 14
>she thought I was satan
>schizo/10
>move in with father
>Wants to fuck me
>ends up molesting me multiple times
>run away to gf's house
>her parents adopt me
>live there for 4 years
>eventually adoptive mother thinks I'm fucking adoptive father
>adoptive father wants to fuck me
>adop. mommy wants me out of the house, have until the end of november of 2k15
>call bestie
>bestie is guy that I've kept in the friend zone for 6 years
>he tells me he needs to put pants on
>ask why
>was fucking gf and stopped in the middle just to talk to me
>wtf.jpeg
>cont?
Yes, continue
Plz, I'm curious now
Fb fap cont
>>717530224
>>717530617
>>717530431
any more of these two?
>>717531185
You can transform every breeding-aged woman on the planet any way you like.
How do you improve the world?
Remove vocal cords, teeth, and the ability to say no
>>717531543
Delete noise box
Fluffy thread?
Anybody got the greentext from last week where the guy uses a monitor lizard to decimate a lawn invasion
>>717525494
I don't but that sounds fucking amazing.
>>717525494
We need this
Texas area code thread
Ill start 361
210
>>717519871
Thanks pal, its lonely in Texas.
>>717519871
210. We have to fuck now you faggot.