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*turns around*
You fool, I had my ancient technique that negates swords! Try fighting me again in 30 years, kiddo.

>>718298008

what's an edgefight? is it being edgy?

i realize that i judge other people based on societal standards, historical global standards, and against who i am. usually, they lose based mostly on who i am compared to them, when considering value systems and class.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFQBqJdiRDE&t=1922s

>>718298066
*activates time travel ability*
*sends us both 31 years in the future*
*summons mace*

that was easy

*leaps towards you to smash your face in*

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What is it with people with low IQ and reposting a thread over and over again

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>>718291818

>>718297729
kill her.

That's what you get for having faith in those things. Sorry though.

>>718297729
Brendan?

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Pickle your fights fam

>>718296809

inbred bunch of fucks who have lost all genetic information but becoming a giant fetus that requires endless repetition of the same stupid shit over and over and over and over and over again like the same fucking styles of animation or kung fu moves; violent morons with the reactions and value system of an insect. not more intelligent than anyone else but loves to repeat formulas and is designed for rote learning. terrible sense of humor, gay as fuck, and ultimately, retarded.

>>718296809
Ching Chong potato

>>718296809
kotnascher

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>>718298728

I jerked off in class cuz of my hot teacher when I was in last year, she realized it and took me to the principle, but at least she handled it that no other pupil would get to know it

>>718288097
She just said *name* we see us after class btw, and then after class she took me to principle

I was 25, my gf was 17. She was attending high school. She had a cute friend, I know them both for the same time. I was chatting my gf's friend, and we started talking about dirty things. She turned me on, so I told her that I would fuck her if I could. We exchanged a lot of sexual secrets, so I trusted her not to tell my gf any part of it. On the next day my ex came to me, her friend told her everything, so I should be very ashamed of myself. We almost broke up but we did not. I was mad at the friend, so we did not talk for a long time. On my next birthday she wrote a message again, so we started talking with each other. She expressed that actually she was stupid to tell anything to my gf, she would not do the same again.

We ended up talking about dirty things once again, we became friends soon again.

On one occasion she came over to me just to hang out. We ended up talking about sex again. She was very kinky being a 17 year old, she was experienced, and bisexual. We ended up watching porn, and we both became aroused. I started to touch myself under the blanket, and probably she felt that too, but she felt ashamed to watch porn with her best friend's boyfriend, so she said that it would be best if she left. So there she left.

To be continued..

>>718297985
You start

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ari is here

>>718298880
i love psychadelics and molly.

i use them because it feels fucking good.

>>718298930
Awesome. Psychedelic of choice? Any really profound experiences on Molly? I tried it once but it was a very low dose. Had a great time though.

>>718298880
What is it OP?

>>718296611
Nice dubs
No-one cares though

>>718296611
what do you want us to do about it

>>71829689
Call Chris Hansen

>>718296247
I killed a lot of animals in the name of love. Now that the time has passed I regret deeply and I'll regret for the rest of my existence.

I killed God

>>718296247
I kill my own food

return the slab

>>718295297
PENIS
GOES
INSIDE
VAGINA

>>718295297
the girl is gonna laugh at you.

you're probably what? 23 or some shit, see normal people start fucking by at least 15. When you're still growing up and trying to not be awkward and cringey.

That being said you're going to be awkward and cringey

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Claim

>>718298057
Eh, I really don't mind talking about anything to be honest. At some point I might ask to switch to Dischord, but I wouldn't mind talking about it.

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Shower time