we need a green text or story thread about what happend when you found a drunk girl at a party!!! Tell us what happend and what you did to them!
I took her home and gaver her boiled eggs when she woke up
i found a drunk girl at a party once.
i rolled her onto her side so she wouldn't choke on her own vomit.
when i came back later to see if she was okay, she was gone, but there was a fan of vomit - mostly bacardi and coke - spread out where her face had been, with delicate feathering at the leading end where her hair had dragged through it.
i never saw her again, which was just as well, because any whore who gets that catatonic that early in the evening is bad news. probably fall asleep while trying to suck your dick.
>>718400811
kek
Faces of /b/ thread
>>718401058
Does it count when it is not your face?
>>718401538
Apparently
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
bracing for epic
mmMMmmmm
trap thread
more of this one please
Kill yourselves now. You're going to do it anyway when you cut your dicks off
>>718398657
we like dicks tho
>>718399011
YLYL
>>718398381
Why are you angry /b/? Why are you lost? Why do you feel the way you do? I am here to listen... because i feel the same way
i am also always horny and no matter how much a wack off or fuck my gf i want other women. I am constantly watching porn and desiring more
bump
because i allowed myself to lose all my friends and become some no life nerd with no social skills, i basically turned into the autist i used to bully in highschool.
rekt thread
>>718394444
dumbass
>>718394444
Fucking checkd.
>>718394444
that was pretty bad.
worse than mark appleyard's bail.
What kind of asses do you prefer? and Why?
A. Tight Small and Round
B. Thick Big and Round
C. Flat
D. Other
a mix of A and C
>>718391256
it depends...
however, what are example images for each on the list, to help make an educated decision
Dick Rate Thread?? ... Dick Rate Thread.
>>718396109
9/10 would ride
>>718396063
9.5/10 your balls are amazing too!
pic unrelated
boyfriend is going to meps for the marines this thursday and just smoked last friday at his friend's 21st bday party.
anyone have stats on his chances of passing? he's around 5'7" and i think 120ish lbs. not sure how much bud he smoked but i can ask if needed.
THC is detectable for about 30 days. He's not joining the Marines anymore...
>>718387085
could he push back his meps date if he told his recruiter?
>>718387445
If he tells his recruiter he smoked, he's just as screwed. He can try to delay the MEPS visit, but I wouldn't recommend that he tell the recruiter it's because of MJ. Maybe illness, death in family , something, but he'll need a full 30 days to be sure.
redhaired_nyan add me on snapchat so we can talk :)
>>718390469
What is this
pic related?
>>718390705
Yes lol
Sexy dragon slaves: The thread.
>>718395793
I COMMAND WARMTH UNTO THIS LAND
Dont like warmth, like cold.
it fucking sucks living knowing that i'll never hug a girl or have a gf or have a girl like me.
>>718390962
Elaborate?
fucking make a change. get off you ass, loose some weight, clear your skin, quit being a douch to people, quit playing video games all day, and get a good fucking job.
You are the only one in control of your life, stop being a baby.
You're a faggot
What would you do /b/?
buy her a makeover
>>718394874
hop in a time machine, go back 14 years and fuck her when she looked good.
Oh how the mighty have fallen. Now this website has been turned into a porn website for underage faggots. I can only hope that one day this place will be retaken from you scum.
My girlfriend passed away in a surprising turn of events while we were playing Kingdom Death: Monster a few months ago (We were on Lantern Year 8 for anybody that cares). She passed away having fun and I'm glad for that.
I recently discovered a trove of old nudes, but I am unsure of whether it would be good to release them. On the one hand, I want to respect her memory, but on the other hand, releasing them would bring joy to many.
So I'm leaving the decision up to fate, and if somebody can roll 69 before this thread 404's, I'll go ahead and dump them. BTW, she was 19 so no worries.
Copy pasting for the 10th time today op? Never delivers. Sad times~
I know it's bullshit but what the hell. Rolling
Aight then. Sorry for your loss OP