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FEET thread part 2

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Greentext/Story thread
I will dump what I have

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Im sick of being a virgin. If I rape my mom, what are the chances she reports me to police? I mean only a small percentage of rapes are actually reported. So, what are the chances a mom would report her only son? It has to be like 1 in 100. Am I wrong?

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ITT: Spiderman Thread

I accidently deleted my Spiderman folder, post them spideys

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>be me 31 year old fatass NEET
>11pm
>watching a Tyson Tendie Commercial on repeat
>rumbly tummy says it's time for another batch
>waddle through my room
>trip on a poop jug from last night
>spend 10 minutes farting and struggling getting to my feet
>thought for sure I told mummy to clean my room today
>make it out of the room and down the stairs
>mummy's cleaning the kitchen
>"mummy mummy your boy is hungry! Where are my tendies?"
>"Anon, you ate the last box. And no, it's too late to go out now. I have work very early."
>A flicker of rage sparks up inside me
>"then how will your good boy eat tendies tonight?"
>"I don't know. It's not my problem. You're 31 for Christ's sake"
>what's that? not her problem. Fucking kek
>"you brought me into this world you stupid bitch. Now TAKE CARE OF ME! Before I shove a poop jug up your cunt you fucking whore."
>she raises her arms in surrender.
>"fine" she sighs.
>watch her leave
>40 minutes later she's finally back
>she brings in great value brand tendies
>great value
>FUCKING GREAT VALUE
>don't even say anything
>hobble to my room farting frantically
>grab biggest poop jug I can find
>back in the kitchen she has her back to me finishing up dishes
>kick her as hard as I can knocking her off her feet
>plop down all 300 pounds on her chest
>feel her ribs crack as I unscrew my shit jug
>"ANON! ANON NO!!! PLEASE!!!" She gasps out, her eyes full of terror. She knows what's coming
>arms and legs flailing all around but I'm too heavy
>slowly pour god knows how old tendie diarrhea on her face
>overflows over her mouth
>watch her cough and gargle on my own shit
>see the life begin to drain from her eyes
>use all my might and stand up
>she rolls over gasping and grabbing her chest
>Take out peepee
>piss in her hair
>"Tyson now bitch"
>mfw that cunt drove back to wal-mart with shit on her face and broken ribs to get me the brand of tendies I deserve

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DEUTSCHLANDFADEN - ebin meme edition

11€ als Werkstudent ok?
Wie viel Koulen macht ihr so?
Ist euer pipimann sehr klein?

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YLYL youtube edition!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7DnHmQ8tE4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y743OiisEcs

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Hey, I'm curious as to what /b/ thinks of themselves. I'll post the template below. In the meantime, how's your night?

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Who can shoot the biggest load onto my kitty cat face? :3c

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Bored. Waiting on my conditioner to soften my beard so I can shave.

So.
Ask a guy stretching his balls with a 2lb weight anything.

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Gf rate thread

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>2017
>Still not vegan
Explain yourself /b/, why do you continue to kill innocent animals just for the sake of your eating pleasure?

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cum on the face below yours

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Friends you'd fuck. Jenny

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FIND A FLAW:

>o wait you can't
>good taste thread