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Your mother

>>719033598
there is no before the big bang

>>719036536
you just know the boy in the black suit is hittin that pussy

>>719036536
Been fucking for like 3 years now

>>719036536
How fucking big are her glasses

>>719035079
i snorted an opana 30 and smoked .. feeling good

>>719035079
can anyone tip me on what i can look for in my kitchen? i mean my parents do some prescribtion stuff but there are a lot of them, any tips?

>>719035079
Drinking whiskey and doing mediocre blow, now I'm gonna smoke some shatter to wind down.

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>>719030508

>>719030508

Nope sorry sadbro. Check my dubs instead?

>>719030577
checked

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>>719034179

I would do it but it gets you slapped.

>>719031238
I did in highschool once because i was a total autist. She caught me staring down her shirt. She was also an autist we dated for about a year. Looking back all these years later no idea how that worked out lol

>>719031238
been there, done that, got slapped.
but fuck my life, she had perfect tits and my drunken brain just wanted to make her a compliment.

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>>719033256
Here's mine

>>719029712
Your supposed to start the thread off faggot, post more

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>>719029712
>

>>719030489
You are*

bumpity

>>719019339
Been in jail once. Was on work release for 20 days becuse I didn't go up anger mgmt. was able to be out for work 12 hrs a day 6 days a week. Had a job that would vouch for me. Never got searched, never had my car serched. Went home and showered everyday after work. Smoked a lot of pot. Got out 3 days earlier than expected

Did 8 months in prison when I was 16/17. Its pretty much highschool. For the most part, everyone just wants to do their time and get the fuck out.

>>719026140
Bump

Also can anybody X-ray this?

>>719026402
>>719026417
My nigga

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> meet 18yo qt girl
>awesome girl. great fun, social , very passionate about theatre
>7.5/10 looks,8/10 body, 9/10 personality
>friend sets me up with a date with here.
>we go pooling and at my place I cook for her
>watch Spiderman, 30 minutes in I kiss her
>very long make out session, eventually she is topless on my lap both grinding and groping each other
> we lie down in my bed, I rub her pussy through het jeans until she cums
>she sucks my dick, can't cum cause IDK, I always have a hard time cumming
>lie in bed, saying sweet things to each other and looking in each other's eyes
>she eventually has to go home, very passionate goodbye kiss
>go on a date a few dates later, talk for hours in a local bar
>kiss afterwards but not as passionate
about a week later when we're alone
>I think we should stop seeing each other like this
>later texts that's she could really say what's on her mind and explains it by text.

> I really changed since university, I've always had an ideal image of a boyfriend
> but the last couple of months I've changed, I'm not looking for a committed relationship right now
> I'm really sorry for you, I really like you but blah blah

cont.

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>>719023892
>today, we meet up for a project we are working on together
> large part of the night she is very passionately telling me about het theatre performances and showing DVD's of it
> eventually we are in her room talking about all kinds of stuff
>In hindsight I was probably the emotional tampon Pook taught me not to be
> eventually I go home, hug her goodbye.
>contemplate if I should have kissed her
> go to 4chan

I seriously doubt what my current course of action should me
> completely forget about her and go chase different girls and sleep with my ex occasionally
> Fuck what she wants, if I want I will go get her and conquer her

what do ?

also semi related; I just finished Pook of Pook and it really helped me with this.

I'm doing good I can confidently approach girls and start a conversation. I also get checked out by lots of girls when I'm at shopping malls. which is amazing because 2 years ago I was in a psych ward for trying to kill myself.

Bump. I really need to get her out of the bathroom.

>>719029001
knock loudly on the door and then proceed to proceed in length that ogres are like onions

>>719029144
Fuck my phone, explain not proceed.

>>719029332
yep

>>719029626
started by sticking deoderant cans in there when i was 12

>>719029332
I fucked my ass when i was a teen with my mom's vibrator. I cam like a mad man, I only do this when I haven't gotten laid in awhile or if I'm drunk.

bumping for interest

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>>719029595

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>>719029751

>>719024919
shove in pooper

>>719024919
Go and get an apple and a pineapple.

Further instructions to follow

Put in mouth take pictures