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>ITT
We run the Krusty Krab

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Tfw no black gf thread

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Another Hunger games thread, brought to you by Iskandar the King of Conquerors! First 24

Come, and let us fight for honor and glory!!!

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Welcome to Club Kek.
Dubs to enter. Trips for vip.

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Shitty Roomates

>Be in uni
>Roomate is pic related
>420 all day every day
>Sleeps on a mattress in her room
>Fucks different guy every week
>Eats other roomates food
>Leaves garbage everywhere
>Leaves used tampons and other feminine hygiene products in a growing mountain next to the toilet
>Drops glasses/bowls/plates shattering them and never cleans it up
>Sounds like she had gender reassignment surgery and a fucking lobotomy
>Well off family

>Try talking to her to get her to sort her shit out
>Ignores everyone, refuses to speak
>Gets caught after dropping glass cup and simply walks away
>Leaves plastic grocery bags full of wrappers and empty bottles and boxes of food that had gone missing from other roomates kitchen cupboards, in hallway outside of her room.
>Take all garbage and put it in garbage bags then pile them against her door
>Leaves them there
>Corner her and shout at her for stealing
>Says nothing, won't look any of us in the eye
>Landlord won't do anything
>We take all our groceries into our rooms and store them in our closets now
>Buy mini freezer and share it between the non shitty roomates
>One roomate starts horking up phlegm and spitting in her shoes
>Other pisses in her milk
>Both start taking dumps in the toilet and not flushing
>She plays garbage rap music and reggae real loud
>We play death metal whenever her friends visit and crop dust the hallway outside her room
>Start eating all of her food (except milk) or throwing it out on garbage day
>She's still not changing her behavior
>Landlord sells house to a guy who is buying up property to rent
>Summer rolls around and we're heading home for the summer
>Leave a note in my room detailing shitty roomates behavior.
>Shitty roomate stays for the summer and turns the place into a fucking ghetto
>Landlord calls me up and says he read my note and that she's been evicted
>Sweet fucking relief


What's you're worst experience with roomates if you've had any?

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roll

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YLYL thread

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Most creative way to kill yourself. Go

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Bondage thread.

Does anybody have more of this girl?

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Uncomfortable thread

let's keep this shitshow rolling

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Celebrity Legs and Feet PART 6
How far will we go?

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I'm gonna be honest, I haven't had a good night's sleep since DRUMPF got elected. It just sickens me to think that he's gonna be in charge, that he's going to be sullying the highest position in the free world, a position once held by great men like Washington, Lincoln, and Obama.

But that's not the worst part. The worst of it is that people elected him. Sure, he got less votes than Hillary and Russia cheated for him, and thinking about this is some slight comfort, but the fact that anybody in America was dumb and hateful enough to cast their ballot for that racist, sexist, vile monster is just sickening.

Am I alone here? Is there anyone else out here who is physically sick from Drumpf?

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Does my sister have a huge forehead?

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ITT
>We all work in an office
Alright guys, i know we've had a lot of layoffs lately, but we really had to move some extra money around.
In a related matter, next week is the beginning of the mandatory sessions with the company counselor, due to Gerald and what will now be referred to as the "Teriyaki incident." I'm passing the signup sheet around so that everyone can pick your times to meet with the counselor.

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ITT: Weird things you think only you do

I'll kick things off..

I stand up to wipe my butt and look at the toilet paper after each wipe. If its still shitty I put in toilet and wipe again with fresh piece and repeat this until there is no shit left on the toilet paper..