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Anonymous
2017-01-17 02:16:15 Post No.719286339
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Ok /b/ This guy emailed me with some bullshit story about being a Syrian refugee with a large sum of money deposited in an offshore account. He wanted me to help of course. When I emailed him back, he sent me this. Here is his phone number
Pic Related.
I'm in it for the keks.
You know what to do. Let's make sure this goat fucker gets all the Muhammad pics and dirty shit that makes /b/ what it is!

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Anonymous 2017-01-17 02:18:39 Post No.719286476
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Anonymous 2017-01-17 02:18:39 Post No.719286476 [Report]

go to 419eater.com if you want to learn to "scam bait" some awesome baiters over there, they have had these guys getting tattoos etc.

Only problem with fucking with them is you gotta be safe

Anonymous 2017-01-17 02:21:29 Post No.719286637
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>>719286339
So we call and ask about pork and pork related products?

Anonymous 2017-01-17 02:23:25 Post No.719286751
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>>719286637
Yes
Or we can try to sell him a beautiful 9 year old blonde wife

Anonymous
2017-01-17 03:51:51 Post No.719291938
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Anonymous 2017-01-17 03:51:51 Post No. 719291938 [Report] [View this topic]

Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug of smug

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: fuck you

Shinoa claimed

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Anonymous 2017-01-17 03:54:24 Post No.719292108
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>>719292006
That was a stretch.

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I want to watch someone fuck my waifu

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Anonymous 2017-01-17 03:12:51 Post No. 719289582 [Report] [View this topic]

Post a more beatiful girl i dare u

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Anonymous 2017-01-17 03:16:04 Post No.719289772
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>>719289582

Anonymous 2017-01-17 03:17:35 Post No.719289865
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Anonymous 2017-01-17 03:10:04 Post No. 719289417 [Report] [View this topic]

Im gonna make them all pay. im an aussie so no guns whats a good way /b/

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Anonymous 2017-01-17 03:10:49 Post No.719289462
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kys

Anonymous 2017-01-17 03:12:34 Post No.719289566
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>>719289417
Maybe grow the fuck up and stop being an edgelord faggot?

Anonymous 2017-01-17 03:12:47 Post No.719289578
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take up yoga

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Anonymous 2017-01-17 03:46:11 Post No. 719291572 [Report] [View this topic]

Want to watch me and four other guys destroy this little 4'11 fuck doll?

She was drunk as fuck at the bar. he boyfriend left her behind after a fight. We took her home and used her holes thoroughly

Quads for the 40 minute video

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Anonymous 2017-01-17 03:46:54 Post No.719291615
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Plz

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Rolllll

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'rollin

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2017-01-17 01:46:41 Post No.719284679
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Anonymous 2017-01-17 01:46:41 Post No. 719284679 [Report] [View this topic]

I am scum bag petty thief usual target is walmart or another small store, but never personal business even though they are probably much softer targets.
I know its wrong.

This year i took about 30$ so far
Last year i took probably 75$ over multiple trips. Pretty much all of it 5$ shit.

I do buy a ton of shit regularly from this store anyway.

Anyway im fairly certain that my window is getting narrower. I cant do this forever might have to retire from it for a bit.

Little paranoid that they will get me next time i enter each time but they never do and dont get stopped by LP at all.
If my spidey senses start going off for any reason i get the fuck outta dodge, pay for my shit and leave.

How long is a good time to wait it out now before going back in?
A month? 6 months? Year?
Never?

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Anonymous 2017-01-17 01:55:54 Post No.719285199
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keep it under $20

Anonymous 2017-01-17 01:57:23 Post No.719285289
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As long as you don't steal from Walmart you are golden. A lot of stores cannot physically stop you. If the LP is not around then legally the store associates can't stop you!

Anonymous 2017-01-17 01:59:44 Post No.719285406
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>>719284679
>Last year i took probably 75$ over multiple trips. Pretty much all of it 5$ shit.
who the fuck cares.

the company makes more back than that just assuming their shit will go missing.

Anonymous
2017-01-17 01:56:02 Post No.719285207
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Anonymous 2017-01-17 01:56:02 Post No. 719285207 [Report] [View this topic]

ACA/ObamaCare: last year the IRS raped me for about $2K over ObamaCare, now this month I paid $200 for a monthly premium, and yesterday ANOTHER bill arrives explaining that there was a mistake and I owe them another $300.

This is affordable? I don't have that much money. Yet the IRS is enforcing this shit. HELP. Pic related. Getting fucked.

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Anonymous 2017-01-17 02:01:02 Post No.719285487
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>>719285207
No, it's not affordable, but you live in the United States and are therefor fucked to live a life of wage-slavery, trapped in debt forever, unable to pay it off.

Apply for a credit card with a low interest rate and use it to pay your medical bills.

Then apply for permanent residence status in Canada or another country and move somewhere that isn't a nation-shaped toilet.

Anonymous 2017-01-17 02:07:16 Post No.719285824
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>>719285207
Hey, hey. it's all gonna be okay in just a little bit, just wait and see. God-emperor Trump is gonna fix all this...Th wheels are already in motion.

Anonymous 2017-01-17 02:10:05 Post No.719285973
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>>719285207
Pro-tip, just go to the healthcare.gov site and claim an exception for "Domestic violence".

That exception requires no proof, just say your gf doesn't let you out of the house or use the phone often. Doesn't want you to get healthcare because it might show your bruises.

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2017-01-17 02:54:38 Post No.719288487
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Anonymous 2017-01-17 02:54:38 Post No. 719288487 [Report] [View this topic]

The Google Pixel is the epitome of smartphone technology. It cannot be bested.

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Anonymous 2017-01-17 02:56:41 Post No.719288596
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how long can the battery last?

Anonymous 2017-01-17 02:58:56 Post No.719288734
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>>719288487
Literally iPhone 5s is faster and even cheaper.

Anonymous 2017-01-17 02:58:58 Post No.719288738
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>>719288487
Wonderful.
I know nothing about phones what is the point of this thread

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2017-01-17 02:44:14 Post No.719287895
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Anonymous 2017-01-17 02:44:14 Post No. 719287895 [Report] [View this topic]

rekt thread

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Anonymous 2017-01-17 02:46:50 Post No.719288028
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>>719287895
Damn

Anonymous 2017-01-17 02:49:59 Post No.719288195
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>>719287895
Story/location/date?

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bump

Anonymous
2017-01-17 02:31:08 Post No.719287200
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Anonymous 2017-01-17 02:31:08 Post No. 719287200 [Report] [View this topic]

/b/ fucking sucks now.

And not in the "I MISS OLD /b/ WAHH" Its not that im sick of 4chan just that it's fucking cancer.

To start off, Rate My Cock threads. Literally cancer, get the fuck out.

Trap threads. "It's not gay!" You're jacking off to someone with a dick getting fucked in the ass. That's gay.

Trump/Hillary. Theres a whole separate fucking board dedicated to your cancer. Newsflash: Politicians don't give a shit about you. And nobody reads your shitposts.

FB fap/What would you do/Pics you shouldn't share/roll for nudes, etc. They're all the same fucking thread. Literally turning 4chan into facebook. Underage faggots fapping to pics of CLOTHED, AVERAGE WOMEN.

YLYL Threads, more like the shittiest stolen screenshots of black twitter. Congrats.

Porn Webm threads. 1% fucking porn, 99% underage fuckboys and shitposters yelling "SAUCE".

Gore/rekt threads. Oh shit, you said you can handle pictures of dead people! You're pretty fucking edgy, man. You're so much cooler than us. Just kidding. Fuck you.

Wincest/R34 threads. Put together because I don't know what's fucking worse. Jacking off to pictures of cartoon characters or pictures of porn with half-assed text boxes of "Gee golly big bro, your penis is in my vagina!" Fucking sad.

BBC threads. Because /b/ can never get enough of fucking cock in their life.

Feels threads. 33-year-old kissless virgin (OP) relates with 14-year-old depressed kiddies. Go. Out. Side.

Dubs threads. WOW, there's a series of two identical numbers next to each other in a nine-number ID! Fucking groundbreaking.

Copypasta threads. Why do dumbasses even respond to obvious bullshit?

P.S. Chloe Grace Moretz will never know or care you exist. Taylor Swift is attractive, sure, but not in the holy-shit way. And Suzy and/or Kat aren't the "QUEEN" of /b/.

Did I miss anything, faggots.

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Anonymous 2017-01-17 02:32:21 Post No.719287269
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yeh this is the generation of limp dick assholes
/b/ used to be punkrock

Anonymous 2017-01-17 02:32:56 Post No.719287305
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tl;dr

do agree on the faggot shit.

the faggot shit needs to go, we need to bring loli back.

Anonymous 2017-01-17 02:40:40 Post No.719287699
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>>719287200
/b/ was always full of cancer/ylyl/wincest/gore

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2017-01-17 02:51:26 Post No.719288277
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Anonymous 2017-01-17 02:51:26 Post No. 719288277 [Report] [View this topic]

ITT god-tier beers.

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Drank some Heady Topper last night. I definitely like it but the hype just makes it impossible to be overly impressed by it.

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2017-01-17 02:28:04 Post No.719287040
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Anonymous 2017-01-17 02:28:04 Post No. 719287040 [Report] [View this topic]

fb faps

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Anonymous 2017-01-17 02:07:18 Post No. 719285826 [Report] [View this topic]

You promised not to share/not supposed.

Twist ~ Since there's no OC in these, try to guess what state the girls from your posting.

Girl from Ohio
Only Ohio Girls can go this Emo

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