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>be me
>not gay
>fap a lot
>becomes too time consuming
>purchase a dildo purely for prostate stimulation
>not gay
>dildo is too much for me at first
>eventually my asshole gets used to it
>normally stick it to a book and put it on the floor
>legdayeveryday.jpg
>after a month my ass can now take a good pounding
>not gay
>dildo isn't enough anymore
how do i convince my black friend to fuck my ass, purely for prostate stimulation, because the dildo i've used for the past month isn't enough anymore without sounding gay?
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by bigger dildo
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Fagtron.
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>>719329911
>not gay
>wants his black friend to fuck his ass
>not gay
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I think I ascended myself.
I can repeat my digits at will. Witness this. It takes truly an ascended being to reproduce such feat.
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hey based god
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>>719326988
Hey retard
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>>719326988
Holy shit.
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No Trap Thread?! Really... I thought better of /b/
Trap Thread Starting With Some OC...
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so /b/ whats it like having a girlfriend?
tell me, as i dont know
do those 3 phases of dating exist irl? (1st date ?? 2nd make out 3rd fuck?)
is french kissing as difficult as i think it is?
inb4
>underage xDDD
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>>719324404
>is french kissing as difficult as i think it is?
No.
>do those 3 phases of dating exist irl? (1st date ?? 2nd make out 3rd fuck?)
depends how well it goes
despite being able to fuck all the time, the one thing you'll miss is jacking off.
>literally me right now while she sleeps right there <, got a boner but can't fuck, can't jerk off, miserable, forced edging.
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>>719324404
Initially, best thing ever....
After 20 years the novelty wears off tho.
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soooo? sex isnt better than masturbation?
french kissing does one just like slap their tongues together?
what does one do with a gf?
how is a relationship determined?? does one ask if they want to be their bf/gf??
that stuff is confusing to me...
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>2K17
Has anyone ever even attempted to read this shit, or its evil jewish and muslim counterparts?
Why would you even want to?
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>>719333595
obviously you want to read it, or give it a go.
i have read parts of it, mainly fro the new testament.
is it worth looking at? yes. could it be corrupted? most certainly. but reading it you get a sense of 'this is how it should be'; you can feel it's the right way of things. just my experience
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>>719333595
God's word. The scripture to guide you towards salvation.
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>>719333595
If you ever needed a reason to reject the hilariously retarded claims of religion, give it a read. It is very obviously written by primitive fuckwits who had no idea about the universe we live in
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Spoodermar thred.
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tribute thread
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>>719334347
Just sharing tributes or also taking requests?
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>>719334347
Do you have a bigger tributer?
Just sayin'
Accidental nudity thread
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>>719325130
Or creepshots with nudity
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>>719325271
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More?
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new celeb threat
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Deutschland Faden der-harte-Kern-Edition
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLpdMToxngU
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Reportiere ein.
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>>719332434
>warum macht ihr frauen immer alles so kompliziert?
ich hoffe, ich eigentlich nicht D: ich bin eher zu direkt und schrecke alle ab
>>719332533
>wie du mir ausweichst...das macht mich scharf!
steh nicht so auf pisse. :D random story:
>mit 14 VHS kassette im müll gefunden und mitgenommen
>nacktes mettchen wird interviewt
>pisst in einen eimer
>weiter interviewt
>kein sex, nur pisse
>>719332634
>ich finde das ja nicht weniger behindert als du.
>aber so ticken wir alle nunmal. auch du.
ich versuch so ehrlich zu sein wie es angemessen ist
STOP SCROLLING
POST A YOUTUBE LINK TO WHAT YOU'RE LISTENING RIGHT NOW
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>>719333020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-YHU6BwPR0
that kinda mood tonight.
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>>719333264
>3 hours
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can we have a loli thread? i haven't fapped today
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>>719327845
>loli
>western
Gtfo
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>>719328190
i don't have any loli though..
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>>719328965
sorry im new
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What went so right?
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Vader ending
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Diversity and multiculturalism.
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>>719335229
The D-day style and that the story didn't matter because you know the ending
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/b/
I have a problem and I really don't know how I fix it.
>be me
>be 25
>got married less than a year ago
>happy as fuck
>yesterday a debt collector shows up asking for wife
>tell him i've never heard of her and shut door
>wife is at work, will not answer the phone
>leave voicemails all like 'who the fuck do you owe money to?'
>about 3 hours later 2 wreckers show up and start fucking with my cars
>a genuine 1998 Sileighty from Japan (my pride and joy)
>2003 F56 Cooper
>go to repo guy's truck
>'WHAT the FUCK do you think you're doing?'
>'got a repo order out on these two cars'
>'no you fucking don't, I own them outright'
>explains how my lovely wife has taken out title loans on both of them and failed to pay
>they're titled in both our names, as is our 3rd car (Audi TT), as we both drive them and we're fucking married.
>'wait, how do you not know she took the loan? you must have cosigned'
>apparently the spouse must also be present to get the loan
>whatthefuckisgoingonhere.jpg
>trucks drive off with my cars
>what the fuck
>wife comes home from work
>acts confused where the cars went
>'they were repo'd because you took title loans out on them and didn't pay them back'
>denies it for ages, finally admits it
>stole my license and paid some kid who must've looked vaguely like the photo $20 to pretend to be me and cosign the loan
>used the $4000 dollars she got for both cars to pay off her personal credit card debt that she never told me about
>$4000 for one of the rarest cars on the planet - i guess to them it's just another 1998 S-chassis
>kicked her out
>she keeps calling and leaving teary voicemails about how sorry she is
>sorry doesn't bring back my cars you fucking bitch
Should I divorce her /b/? I love her to pieces, she's my world, but I don't feel I can trust her any more.
I don't want to divorce her in anger just because I'm buttmad over losing my Sil80, but I also don't know how else to react or how I can trust her again.
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>>719324300
i would end up divorcing her, yeah.. because if she cant communicate with you like a normal human being then she's not worth it. i mean, you had 3 cars so im assuming if she had just told you about the debt you could have fuckin helped her pay it. plus she is completely retarded for giving away 2 great cars for a measly 4000 thousand.
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end it
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>>719324840
We don't struggle. I could've wiped that credit card debt for her easily. I'm very debt averse though - don't even have a credit card myself - so I guess she was embarrassed and figured she could keep up the extortionate repayments or something.
That's what gets me, is how little she got, and how much I now need to pay to get them back ($9500).
Don't want to throw 5 years away over some fucking cars but it's about trust.I'll give it a week of being apart and see how I feel, probably. Just wanna see what Anons think to see if I'm being reasonable in my thought process.
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Post feet.. :)
Moar pics like this one ? Amuater pics wanted girls !!!
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My gf
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gf