Is he your President /b/?
One thing i know for sure, he is NOT MY PRESIDENT!!!!
>>719470530
he's not my president, he's the president of the land I live though. He's an idiot.
>>719470530
A viewer of my Chaturbate just bought this knotted canine dildo off of my wishlist.
It's. Huge.
I want to be able to fit it all of the way inside of my cunt, but at this point it stops just before the knot. Any advice on how to stretch my pussy to fully accommodate this toy?
Since the proof sheet was a little distorted.
>>719476231
try it in your ass instead and just slather it in lube
>>719476098
Naturally training with the anus would be easier to fit that in, however, the advice reverberates and repeats through the inquire: How to stretch ? Regardless of orifice.
Fit smaller things inside, gradually work your way there, or ruin that pretty little vagina of yours.
Will be sure to look you up on chaturbate. You look like a good girl to fap to.
cringe thread
>late for class
>has time to take selfie
>>719471305
Seems like more of a joke so it's not really cringy, aside from his hair.
s/fur
Why are super skinny girls so fucking hot?
they arent. thicc master race
Not my thing.
The white man is pork and pork is the white man. If you spell white man backwards it spells pork and if you spell pork backwards it spells white man. If you can't see that you're brainwashed
>white people hate thread
>>719462527
Fuck off cumskin
>>719463374
Spotted a nigger. Have a bread.
What's Milo Stewart's pussy look like?
Prolly as busted as her face
>>719463881
A penis
milo is a man
incest thread.
in this thread, we talk about incest.
>be me. 23.
>(long time ago).
>(yes, im old)
>regularly making love to little sis for like 2 years now.
>wear condom. cum inside condom.
>but have obsession with cumming inside her with no condom.
>wanted to try it / do it for long time.
>but know its really bad idea.
>one time she's with me at first place i ever lived on my own.
>im missionary on top of her.
>she seems to be into it as much as i am.
>(she would grind back, etc.)
>i stop grinding/pumping and ask her if i can cum inside her.
>(i'd always ask her first for everything)
>she asks if "wont i get pregnant".
>tell her "probably not".
>i ask her when she had her period.
>tells me she had it/ it stopped "like 2 days ago".
>i tell her its safe to do it then.
>(but i had no idea what i was talking about...)
>(just wanted to cum inside because idea was really hot to me.)
>she thinks about it.
>doesnt look like she's gonna let me though.
>she asks me if it will really be ok.
>i tell her yes. its fine
>she says "ok then."
>heart starts beating fast now.
>i resume pumping/sex.
>knowing she's ok with me cumming inside her makes situation even more arousing.
>i cum pretty much within the minute of her agreeing.
>no adequate words to describe the feeling.
>kinda like cumming but 10x magnified.
>but then regret it right after.
>"i shouldnt have done that".- i think.
>think about possibilities.
>worry about it for weeks after.
>see her again different days.
>ask her if she got her period.
>tells me she hasnt.
>dont wanna make her worried/paranoid like me, so i stop asking.
>then one time i pick her up from parents house to go eat with me.
>she mentions she got her period as im driving.
>("oh, i got my period")
>immediate reliefs invades my insides.
>we get to food place.
>best tasting food ever.
>picture not her btw.
pic of her?
how did you get that shit started I want to do that
Trap thread, no fucking ugly no good looking sissies or crossdressers that suck their belly in.
It's the return of the-
aw wait no wait you didn't
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?
>nicki minaj thread
>nicki minaj thread get off in your basement
kys
i'm not sure what you're talking about but i'm gonna fap
>>719461999
enjoy
Hey /b/, bought weed for the first time. $20. Did I get screwed over?
nah looks like about 2g enjoy
>>719460759
Oh and here's a shitty pic of the biggest nug
>>719460759
Looks okay, but I have fuck all idea what that buys you anymore. It used to be 3.5g for 20 when I was smoking
Bored
Pussy spread
Write Mian on your ass if real
Rockin boobage, feel like showing off?
fb/insta fap thread
>>719459952
NEW! Fluffy thread
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:
>>719454005
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
When i grow up i want to be the most hated anon :o
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