>Wake up 10 minutes ago
>9 messages
>3 missed calls
>All from gf
>Did she died??
>Call and see
>Picks up on first ring
>Hysterically starts talking about how fucked we are
>She preggers
>Hang up as soon as she says it
>Phone on airplane mode
I'm a college sophomore and she's a freshman. What the fuck am I supposed to do here m8s I'm literally shaking right now. She is super religious and abortion may not even be in her vocabulary. Help me please. Please help
Be a man and call her you fucking bitch made faggot
>hangs up
Man up or neck yourself
time to move to a new country!
R34: Variety edition: Share your R34 but don't share anything from the same sources as the poster above you. This means the next person to post can't use anything related to Wonder Woman or Megasweet.
I doubt people are going to always know the artists OP, but okay - I'll play.
>>719526962
Wonder-Loli > Gwen Tennyson.
What is the chance of trump being assassinated tomorrow?
I know something will happen, but i'm not too sure about how far it will go.
0.01
>sad poor fag demotard
SHE will get a paintball (sorry I say she because not use of him winning)
My plot is, isis calls in an air strike with a crashed drone that obama called in.
OR its an inside job, someone on the inside probably can't stand this "illegitimate president" going into office and its their duty to save the world
>>719522410
no no no i voted trump. i'm just curious to what b/ thinks
Which sport is manlier?
Football or rugby?
rugby my guy
MMA.
>160 pound manlets jogging around for 80 minutes and making an occasional tackle
Vs
>300 pound ultraniggers charging into each other every single play
Football is tougher by far.
Ugly girl fap thread?
New Celebrity thread : best part of the female body edition
Post whatever gets you hard about them, wether its their armpits or toungues, doesnt matter. Not a regular celeb thread.
for me it's legs and feet, what about you guys?
Fat asses
>>719521011
Thanks anon <3 fat asses indeed
Milf thread
>>719519012
slow day for the copy pasta king?
creep
>>719521799
>>719522084
Give me 30 minutes and I'll take that fucking plant down.
earthcam com/usa/newyork/timessquare
>>719522946
link ?
I'm waiting
Any weird fears?
I personally am terrified of horses.
>>719522668
to become gay
>>719522783
I have bad news for you
>>719522871
what?
itt: describe /b with one gif or webm
top kek
>>719523011
Is this one of the most satisfying moments ever?
>>719522713
Wtf did I switched timeline?
>>719522760
Nope, Hillary conceded in our timeline.
How is it satisfying? All it does is prove the liberals right. We've destroyed the Republican party. I guarantee the next president will be liberal.
New Trap Thread?
>>719522241
>>719522604
>>719522646
Yo rich fag here feeling generous
any trips in this thread get a free game of any price on steam,don't forget your ID.
>>719525299
I'll bite
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197991874249
>>719525299
>>719525504
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197991874249
roll
Roll
Agile_Beast
whats do you think of me /B/