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please state the nature of the medical emergency
I JERKED AND BLOOD CAME OUT
I took too many Steroids but that isn't really a problem. I actually have this poisonous Ethiopian caterpillar on my upper lip and it wont leave. It controls my life, it's name....is Slick Daddy.
Yes I've been suffering from Priapism for the last 12 and a half hours.
Would you lick?
>>719705210
fucking rights id clean her up bud can i give her a good fucking after
>>719705210
Yea
>>719705210
nigga her pussy look like jay z lips
Faces' of /b
will post my god tier cock for dubs
>>719708554
is that shirt painted on?
God Tier tits
>>719701243
>>719701274
>>719701324
Celeb Thread: Memories of Puberty edition!
Karen
Did KStew fuck your waifu? Call the KStew hotline to find out.
>>719706567
http://hewillnotdivide.us/
I live in Astoria and am 5 minutes away by bike.
I could go pie Shia Labeouf in the face right now.
Any creative ideas that wouldn't get me arrested?
go call him a fucking dweeb
>>719711518
All I see are a bunch of butthurt millenials
>shave head
>get conducting baton
>NOT MY FUCKING TEMPO
cock tribute thread?
Love you to tribute this dog fucking whore
Excuse me, Anon...you wouldn't be hiding any illegal dubs, trips or quads? Repeating numbers are a felony.
I am but a lonely pasta man leave me be
>>719710661
What is the problem, officer?
>>719711113
You were close there, citizen
/b, give me a reason to don't kill myself.
Drugs and porn
Boobs, ass, pussy, cats, steak, family, friends, vidya, anymore reason?
>>719708013
I don't do drugs, I like porn but ain't no reason to live.
Trump is President. Accept it California.
Don't like it ,then piss off. Secede from the US. You won't be missed, and you'll come begging us to take you back within 18 months. We'll then tell you to fuck off.
>>719703717
How about you leave to a country that are made for idiots like yourself ?
>>719703717
Washington reporting. We'll go with them. Oregon can come too. The rest of you should kill yourselves.
That's okay, we'll just wait a few months for him to get impeached ;)
/enpg/ - Evil Nazi Pirates general
At last some cuties edition
Will Shia Al-beef show up again?
Will they run out of autism?
Let's find out!
http://hewillnotdivide.us/
if you whois the website you'll see that this is shia's project. you're being played.
Fuck her right in the pussy!
>>719706912
how are we being played? We know it's his project, but he does come and go with half of the posers there that are there to suck shia cock
Im high
Stoner thread
>>719707324
But thats illegal anon
kys fagot
>>719708151
Fuck off ya cuck
Drawthread
homosexual edition
>>719697098
here
>>719708033
>Well, to be fair, I've done it before
>repost
>>719707506
but how do taht affect in a tag you're it game?
>>719707661
what is ur plan then
cuz im ready
Best full body pics
OC - gf, comments?
more if interested
>>719704709
very blury pic