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Anybody up for an evolution thread?

It's been a while so I'll state the rules.

I propose a very simple species, and dubs or a seven will cause a mutation in the species DNA, which is then passes down through the species, for better or worse. I like to spice up the format by describing the alien environment of our scenario.

We begin with one of the simplest of creatures. The spineless, legless, filter-feeding crustacean. Herbivorous, this species spends it's life eating smaller life forms and eventually breeding and getting killed by age or getting eaten by a bigger animal.

The planet this crustacean lives in is dwarf in comparison to most, but it's rapid rotation allows it to keep a stable atmosphere, and it's within the Goldilocks zone of it's home star. This planet is dominated by a water surface, with the occasional almost island of slightly flooded marshes infested with bugs and small reptiles.

Upon the great seas, crustaceans, ranging from microscopic to colossal roam the shifting sands among various mollusks and fish. Species of birds adapted to great flights between surface swamps roam the surface living care free. Floating the surface of the water, is a thick layer of algae like organisms that feed on the waste products of other organisms, leaving the rest of the water in nearly complete darkness.

Again, our species is currently a herbivorous crustacean with no defining features. What will you do with this /b/?
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Legends tell of a valiant herbicrustacean named Klo'tar. Klo'tar the Valiant was born upon the prosperous Spire of Blessed Fortune, high above the Abyssal Plains of Solitude, deep beneath the Great Ocean of Westreach. Klo'tar was disturbed from his filter-feeding one day by a mischievous tnurq, and noticed that it had bitten a feeding tentacle off of his brood-mother's left mandible. Outraged, he left his home on his ancestral spire to seek vengeance...
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you just got prescribed adderall didn't you
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>>719724601
Nah, never touch the stuff.

Klo'tar, however, often frequented the Turq's-claw Saloon in the lower-south quadrant of Blessed Fortune, a filthy and wretched hovel where an herbicrustacean could filter-feed the best Adderall crumblets on the Spire if he had the shells and knew the wrong sort of people.

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White girl ass is the best. Go ahead, price me wrong.
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Too thick
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my little cousin is staying at home since a month ago and my life has become a living NIGHTMARE

she walks around the house half naked, tries to sit on me when I am watching a movie, gets into my room at night constantly to the point I now have to sleep with my door locked...

basically she sexually harass me 24/7, yesterday I was super tired and when I went to my room she was there inside my bed saying she was 'scared' because some horror movie and asked to sleep with me in my small twin bed, she went super mad when I kicked her out.

I am 18 she is 16, can't move alone yet. I told mom about this and she just laugh and says "is just a kid"
what can I do, moving alone is not an option yet
pic related is her
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Have sex with her, you fucking faggot.
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>>719730011
this
it's the only possible solution
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>>719729945
Fuck her duh she wants your dick

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What else can you call a Trap?
Tranny? Crossdresser?
NEED MOAR. FOR SCIENCE
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how about her name dipshit
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>>719717441
bump
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>>719718015
>"her" name

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Have so many pics. Anyone like? Love people looking
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staring hard. GF?
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is it yr gf? bump for interest

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Dubs have to shove something up their ass, go.
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>>719719704
rollin
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He should shove those shit tastic headphones up his ass, those things are ugly as fuck and sound like shit.
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>>719720010
Send pics

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asian girls
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Deutschland Faden lol
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLpdMToxngU
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>>719715296
Bist du immer online?
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>>719716044
Die Maus ist immer wach!

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I'm in love with my best friends girlfriend. Ask me anything. Pic related. Her name is eryn
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>>719724279
Packers fan that isnt fat? I dont blame you
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She looks like a milf at 20
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Ever hear her getting fucked? Have you ever used her panties to jerk off?

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/nzg/ - The New Zealand General
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Why are IDs even gone?
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South D reporting
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>>719723923
sup fam, central here, wat up tonight

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Best full body pics | Part 2
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10/10 girl, Michael J. Fox/10 photography

new loli and feet thread
no nigger cock please

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>>719721725
Shiiieeettt

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What kind of girlfriend do you want
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The kind that shuts her mouth and fucks me when I want

Also sauce?
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>>719719922
One with a feminine penis

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Is this even solvable?
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Which door, my left or my right, would the other bird say is the door to heaven.
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> Kill both birds
> Turn 360 degrees and walk away
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Just pick a door. I've seen Labyrinth heaps of time. It all works out.

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