I just got out of prison after doing 10 years.
Ask me anything.
>>720200446
what were you locked up for?
>>720200528
Bank robbery.
Was it worth it?
ROLL:
>evens = fap to women
>odds = fap to men
>dubs = timestamp and eat your cum
>trips = go to bed or reroll
>quads = quit 4chan 4ever
>pents = boil and eat the favorite pair of pants of Mike Pence with your parents
>hexes = invent and establish new world religion/order/and/or/anarchy
hexes
>>720193969
GOGOGO
>>720193969
Roll
Face you pics you jerk off to
When I'm pretty sure that's my cousin.....
>>720197537
What's their name?
Her name is Tayleigh
drawthread
>tfw you're straight in the last drawthread
i'm late to the switch conversation, but these characters are really cute imo...
oh wow a new thread.
Let's make OP rich again. Paypal thread. Pic related. Quints thread 404'd
>>720197826
I won a few hundred dollars on a lottery ticket over the weekend and am feeling generous, if anyone gets trips I'll send OP $50
Will Kek bless OP?
Trying to show my fuck buddy off
Comment what you want and if I have it I'll post it.
>>720199267
Show her coming up with a unified field theory
>>720199267
full body pic
>>720199267
wouldn't call that 'trying'
moar like that
WWYD/Rate/Cuck Thread Cont. last one reached image limit
wwyd?
Hey everybody, lets make a rekt thread, first of the day I hope
Rekt
Bump. Let's do ths
Uhm, job secrets continued?
So is Big Mac secret sauce just thousand island dressing or what?
Legoland guy again. Just thought of something if you all want to take advantage of it. Our price tags on products are literally stickers. Stickers. The easy to peel and reapply kind. They're put on by our warehouse staff which is manned by a drunk old dude and some black guys. Not the most competent, if you catch my drift.
If a guest walks up, we scan the item, and the price on the product is different (even if it clearly states a different product on it) we have to give it to you for the sticker price, so long as its reasonable. Reasonablility depends per lead (manager), but for all of us, anywhere from $20-$40 doesnt get a blink of an eye if its a high value item. And you can still use your discounts and annual passes on it.
So basically, for the effort it takes to move a slightly cheaper sticker over to a more expensive product, and make it not look like you put it there, you can knock up to 50% off an item.
>>720196612
It is, but McDs adds a bit more seasonings too it. Essentially if you just take thousand island dressing from the shelf, and add half a packet of the dry mix, youll be perfect.
ON AND OFF THREAD. Show me your best nudes!!!
Everything on /b/ is either bait or bullshit. Does anyone here ever talk about anything real anymore?
define real
No.
My opinions are so bland and mainstream that they rarely elicit results. I am a moderate politically, everything I like is popular and I'm anti racist
Chubby/fat thread v. 3
Bonus points for nudes in public.
>>720196939
>>720197317
WE BACK
hewillnotdivide.us
lol "FUCK DID I MISS THE WEABOO"
>>720192941
ABSOLUTE MADMEN
fb ig thread
thoughts?
rate these 3
Will this man destroy the planet?
He'll drive the last few nails in the coffin.
>>720195100
nah
he'll fuck up the US's credibility a bit, but I doubt he'd manage worse than Bush in that regard
although, I don't remember Bush running his mouth as much as this faggot
>>720195100
He will destroy America.