64 names my blade
>>720241076
dickpussy
Tits
Dick cutter
Okay fags, lets do this.
We fucking flood twitter with whatever the comment of the first trips in this thread is.
>>720242494
#tyler1forpresident
#RIPStanLee
>>720243599
Fuck, close
shotato thread but instead of shotato its of instead but thread shotato
not for lewd
Drinking time /b/
What are you guys liquorizing today? Pic related for me, cheapest whiskey i can find and ginger ale.
Pretty good, pretty cheap gets you smashed what more could youwant right? I've also got a bottle of strong cider waiting for me if this day gets any worse.
Side question, when do I actually become an alcoholic?
Just finished my last exam yesterday and i plan on being drunk for the next few days, but unfortunatley all my friends seem to be busy.
A lot of the time when I'm drinking they seem to be busy; strange.
Really? Even no one on 4chan wants to drink with me?
Come on guys I need a laugh, post ben garrison pictures or something at least
>>720238744
I'm on some heavy pain meds from an infection that was removed, or I'd be raising a glass with you, OP. If you like blended scotches, though, try to find a bottle of Grants. It's my favorite blended scotch and a 750 is like 12 bucks.
Or if you're really in dire straits, you can get Benchmark bourbon for less.
Hey /b/ are these real or fake? Find it hard to tell.
Post controversial titties here!!
>>720237073
more titties at twitch /GreatGamesGalore
>>720237073
real, 100 %
>>720237073
Real
>>720237377
Slam tight piggy
>>720237482
Moar! Please! Moar!
Healthy young child goes to doctor, gets pumped with massive shot of many vaccines, doesn't feel good and changes - AUTISM. Many such cases!
— Donald J. Trump
>>720240912
He is channeling the chaos powers
No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses—one vaccine at a time, over time. — Donald J. Trump
I am being proven right about massive vaccinations—the doctors lied. Save our children & their future.
Mademy 4'10 fuck doll of a gf get gang banged by 5 very well hung black guys.
You want it?
get dem quads boys and I will show her disgrace
>fat
no wonder why blacks fuck her, no white man wants thats piece of trash
pic related pre gang bang at the bar
>>720239661
itt
>anon gets cucked and wants revenge
make it dubs faggot. shen means nothing to you now´.
Daily reminder that there is STILL no proof of any sort of russian hacking conspiracy and democrats are just being sore losers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aQ-NxEMrHU
bonus reminder: some democrats actually thought "pissgate" was real
>>720236392
How eternally rekt is that woman?
>>720236392
Well, the theory is that the Russians were responsible for hacking and releasing a the DNC emails, making Hil and the democrats look like assholes.
This in turn made Americans who were on the fence vote for Trump.
Im a republican, but I believe that this is probably what happened.
>>720236494
>don't talk to her or her biracial son ever again
Ass thread.
Roll your slav
jesus.. i might be dima minus the retard
or maybe with the retard
>>720234796
No need to roll: I'm already slav
Roll for Vasya
Rate sisters thread.
Post your sister and /b/ will r8 her.
No pedo. No swearing. Only ratings.
>>720235845
This is why you have to be careful what you post http://traineddog.club
And it's only gonna get worse under Trump.
>no pedo
>viktoria[1].jpg
Nude Game
Roll 9
>>720237523
Fff
>>720237523
Full frontal with face
>mom giving me lift to college
>my birthday is on saturday which sucks because it means I wont get a day off studying for mommy's special little guys attention day
>start screaming that it's my birthday TODAY
>mom doesn't even try, simply does a u-turn and drives towards home
>pissed off she even woke me up for this, on my birthday of all things
>piss my pants and wet the seat screaming for my birthday cake
>mom starts crying
>it's a sign she'll give in
>"ANON YOU'RE 24 FUCKING YEARS OLD YOUR BIRTHDAY IS NOT UNTIL SATURDAY IT'S TIME YOU FU-"
>baby doesn't like being yelled at
>and baby needs burping
>"burp me or I'll fucking vomit"
>"NO THIS HAS GONE TOO F-"
>stick my fingers down my throat and vomit all over the steering wheel, her hands and her lap
>"baby is all empty and ready for his cake mommy", I said through a smug little shit-eating grin
>mom gives up and drives to the cake store
>I scream "DONATELLO LEONARDO RAPH-
>she cuts me off and tells me to shutup and wait in the fucking car while she gets me my special ninja turtle cake
>well mom, baby doesn't like being told off, so baby is gonna shit his fucking pants
>She came back to the car, saw the mess baby had done all over the seats and broke down crying
>I politely asked for my birthday cake, and started shoving and stuffing my fat faggot face with it
>"Oh by the way mom, this doesn't mean you're off the hook. I still expect a real birthday cake on Saturday."
>I finished about half the cake, most of it just smeared around my mouth and face, huge chunks melting and crumbing all over my lap
>just to teach that bitch a lesson I smeared the rest all over the inside of the windscreen. that will teach her not to fuck with me
>she wiped away just a little hole to see through and cried all the way home
>"it's baby's birthday, and baby doesn't want to walk"
>and baby needs changing
Can't wait for my real birthday this Saturday.
>>720229792
Holy fuck op.
>>720229792
god damn love these threads
>>720229792
Anon who rolls 55 must rap every word in this thread.
>>720237474
It's ya boy, deep urethra.
Хуесосная мартышка
>>720237657
eating through this rap like it's a pizza