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Anyone have the water park creep vid link?

>>720491470
lurks harder and faster

>>720489831
>1.) Warum noch wach?
Weil ich gerade geschlafen habe
>2.) Lutschtst du Schwänze?
Würde ich gerne mal probieren
>3.) Wie oft masturbierst du?
Einmal täglich
>4.) Wie alt willst du werden?
60
>5.) Wieso machst du nichts aus deinem Leben!
Mal schauen was noch draus wird

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>>720489831

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1.) Warum noch wach?

Weil ich mit Ari schreibe, quatsche. Und Krabbilein.

>2.) Lutschtst du Schwänze?

Nein, bin Heterosexuell.

>3.) Wie oft masturbierst du?

1-2 mal täglich wenn es mir gut geht.

>4.) Wie alt willst du werden?

Wenn mein Leben sich zum besseren wenden sollte, alt. Wenn nicht, eher nicht so.


>5.) Wieso machst du nichts aus deinem Leben!

Keine Motivation ... Zu oft enttäuscht wurden.

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interested in this
bump

>>720483092
>be me
>walking through the city
>this hot milf and daughter in law invite me in
>start fucking them in the living room
>OP walks in and sees his mom and wife on their knees taking my hot load on their faces

bumping for interest

>>720487587
Depends on state laws, among other things.
From everywhere I've been, if they shows up on your property you can't just shoot them.
If they enter your home or other dwelling illegally though, then yes.

You have to prove that they were a threat to your life, which they could be while unarmed.

Just make sure there aren't any witnesses and maybe give yourself something that looks like defensive wounds.

>>720487746
>if they shows up
jesus fucking christ what am I 1800s southern?
I meant
>if they just show up
As in, at your front door.

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Hey there

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>I was only 9 yeas old
>I loved boxxy so mush I had all the merchandise and watched all her videos
>I pray to boxxy every night, thanking her for the life that I have been given "boxxy is love" I say "boxxy is life"
>the mods here me and call me a faggot
>I knew they were just jealous of my devotion to boxxy
>I call them a cunt
>they ban me and send me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now and my ban wasn't repealed
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>a warmth is moving towards me
>I feel something touch me
>its boxxy
>I am so happy
> she whispers in my ear "this is my thread"
>she grabs me with her hands and puts me on my hand and knees
>I am ready
>I spread my ass cheeks for boxxy
>she penetrates my butt hole with her strap on
>it hurts but I do it for boxxy
>I can feel my butt tear as my eyes start to water
>I push against her force
>I want to please boxxy
>she laughs an adorable laugh as she fills my butt with her love
>the mods walk in
>boxxy looks them in the eye and says "I don't do drugs"
>boxxy leaves through my window
>boxxy is love boxxy is life

>>720489050
Yes

>>720489050
why so small?
broke nigga.

Had my last joint new year's eve, clucked for about a week after but resisted the urge, getting a long fine with out it now.

>>720485073
animal porn

>>720485073
porn

My sister......everyday

In the beginning, there was a frog

>>720487036

friggin trips? dude, wat?

God is secretly Steve Jobs

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>>720485378
Goat?
where
are
you

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>>720485344
As with how humans have an astounding ability to place reason in favor (like SF's case) to lose is actually is to win since he cannot win the dick game, much like other submissive gays who cannot dominate.

Nibi logic is often super questionable but I have thought this for awhile.

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Nobody can touch my swag
Nobody can deal with my swag
Nobody can touch my swag
Nobody can nobody can

>>720485442
here

Yes he will

>>720487762

OP is always a fag.

>>720487762
not arsed if you do or dont

but heres a bump for you creepy fuckers who want this shit

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Can you do her please anon?

>>720483686
That would be illegal.

>>720483740

try

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Man, binary is weird.

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First

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TFW someone is selling a VFR800 for 1.5k but I can't get it due to registration restrictions.

So glad the freedom is real.