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Anonymous
2017-01-28 11:28:26 Post No.720603340
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*Wild GIGA NIGA appeared!*

singles: "WHITE BOI SMASH!" You are dead.

dubs: deals 50 damage to GIGA NIGA.

trips: GIGA NIGA gains 1000 health. You are NIGGERED INTO ORBIT.

quads: "DINDU NUFIN!!!!!!!!" GIGA NIGA is defeated and lynched and goes to his negro hide-out preparing for an attack for another day.

Anything higher will permanently kill off GIGA NIGA.

If thread 404's GIGA NIGA wins and will nignog your mother to death with his gorilla fists.

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Anonymous 2017-01-28 11:30:38 Post No.720603569
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Rull dubs

Anonymous 2017-01-28 11:31:24 Post No.720603656
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>>720603569
>singles
WHITE BOI SMASH

Anonymous 2017-01-28 11:31:58 Post No.720603709
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>>720603656
>singles
WHITE BOI SMASH!

Anonymous
2017-01-29 12:08:23 Post No.720607362
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Anonymous 2017-01-29 12:08:23 Post No. 720607362 [Report] [View this topic]

No cleaning! Show me what you got.

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Anonymous 2017-01-29 12:11:59 Post No.720607707
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>>720607362
Faggot/10

Anonymous 2017-01-29 12:14:09 Post No.720607899
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>>720607362
Gibe wallpaper plz

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>>720607899

Not OP, but I found it for ya.

Anonymous
2017-01-29 12:52:59 Post No.720611796
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Anonymous 2017-01-29 12:52:59 Post No. 720611796 [Report] [View this topic]

Roll dubs and you will have a girlfriend this year.

Roll trips and you will have your 10/10 soulmate qt gf this year

Roll quads and you are chad

Roll singles and you will not have a girlfriend within the next 2 years.

If you reroll you will never have a girlfriend.

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Anonymous 2017-01-29 12:55:51 Post No.720612080
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Roll.
and moar ?

Anonymous 2017-01-29 12:58:12 Post No.720612309
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Tfw no gf roll

Anonymous 2017-01-29 12:59:08 Post No.720612394
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Gf

Anonymous
2017-01-29 12:22:06 Post No.720608659
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Anonymous 2017-01-29 12:22:06 Post No. 720608659 [Report] [View this topic]

who else proud heal slut?

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Anonymous 2017-01-29 12:23:06 Post No.720608748
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>>720608659
Someones got to be the unsung hero

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>>720608659
You rang?

Anonymous 2017-01-29 12:26:17 Post No.720609002
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>>720608659
looking for a tank? xoxo

Anonymous
2017-01-29 12:18:16 Post No.720608286
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Anonymous 2017-01-29 12:18:16 Post No. 720608286 [Report] [View this topic]

b... I am begging you
>Please someone listen and help me.

A month ago, I went into Target with a bag, filled it up with Christmas cards and Christmas presents, & walked out. A security guard tackled me at the door, handcuffed me, and brought me into a room. They called the cops and pressed charges. Turns out the items added up to about $480, but they were not damaged and they got returned asap.

I have court Monday (in two days). I read shoplifting is punishable by up to 6 months in jail or $1000 fine. What are the chances I actually receive jail time for a 1st offense? And, do they haul you to jail right then and there from court? Or do you get a few days to prepare?

I fucked up. So fucking mad at myself. I lost my job in Sept. & I've been getting eviction warnings every month, paying JUST in time to not lose my apartment. living off my savings and scraping up money however I can every month to keep a roof over our heads. I'm in so much fucking debt. I haven't paid a single bill (lights, cable, water, garbage) since September. I've been working so hard to turn things around and I feel like it is going to get better. I even started stripping to get myself out of debt. but this really fucks things up. I really learned my lesson and I would never do it again.

The worst part is... I have someone who depends on me financially. I take care of my baby sister all by myself. It's just me and her. We have a dog, and a few fish tanks (sounds petty but honestly those fish will die if I go to jail) And I'd be devastated if my dog ends up in a shelter. I don't know anyone who would take him in for 6 months. I can't afford to go to jail right now. It will truly ruin my life. My sister could end up in the system, my dog could be euthanized, my home and everything I own will be gone. I'm just... I'm so devastated and scared. It's only 2 days away.

Any advice? How likely is it that I go to jail? That is the one thing that will ruin my life... along with my sister's

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Anonymous 2017-01-29 12:23:24 Post No.720608774
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>>720608286
Please, b. Has anyone gone through this? Has anyone been convicted of shoplifting and/or petty theft? I'm so afraid that my life is going to crumble and I'm going to fuck up my sister's life too. I need to know what to expect. Who will be there to pick her up after school Monday? I know I'm not a parent...but... what do single parents do if they go to jail? What happens to their kid??

Anonymous 2017-01-29 12:27:56 Post No.720609148
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Male or female? Canadian or American?

Anonymous 2017-01-29 12:28:19 Post No.720609184
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>>720608286

>Any advice?

You're an absolute moron for doing that, especially if you have people depending on you; lets just get that out there right away. I think you know that, though.

Other than that, just deal with it all head on. Each time a new aspect of the shitshow you got yourself in to shows up, just focus on that and only that if possible, one day at a time. you'll eventually be done with it all and you'll have some good stories when it's all over.

Remember that you, and only you, got yourself in to that situation. In the near-future, a lot of people will be complete dicks to you, but they're just everyday assholes trying to do their jobs and get home, or other people who did stupid shit. Remember that you got yourself there and be humble about it, but get yourself out of it.

As people in administrative positions as you go through this process for advice on your dog/sister. You wont be the first person to ask questions like that, and be modest and genuine. At least a few WILL help you out if they can, or at least provide educated advice on the matter.

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2017-01-29 12:53:58 Post No.720611905
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Anonymous 2017-01-29 12:53:58 Post No. 720611905 [Report] [View this topic]

I need a daddy

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Anonymous 2017-01-29 12:55:49 Post No.720612074
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Anonymous 2017-01-29 12:56:20 Post No.720612129
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>>720612074
Yeaaaah agree

Anonymous 2017-01-29 12:57:09 Post No.720612205
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>>720611905
maybe he could beat the faggot out of you

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2017-01-29 12:07:05 Post No.720607225
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Anonymous 2017-01-29 12:07:05 Post No. 720607225 [Report] [View this topic]

Drawthread
Faggot edition

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Anonymous 2017-01-29 12:08:42 Post No.720607396
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Literally replied in the last thread right as it ended, but could anyone draw a better version of me doing a pose? If it helps, search for caesar jojo pose on google.

Anonymous 2017-01-29 12:08:44 Post No.720607402
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caggot

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>>720607225
Can anyone draw her please?

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2017-01-29 12:24:47 Post No.720608885
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Anonymous 2017-01-29 12:24:47 Post No. 720608885 [Report] [View this topic]

Sluts you know

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Anonymous 2017-01-29 12:36:15 Post No.720609907
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I would worship her butthole with my tongue

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Young slut that loves dick pics
Snapchat : color_post

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Anonymous 2017-01-28 11:45:53 Post No. 720605074 [Report] [View this topic]

s/fur happens, so go ahead

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Anonymous 2017-01-28 11:54:02 Post No.720605880
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So my roommate got Alexa and I asked it to open the pod bay doors

It refused to do so because I'm not Dave, and we're not in space and she's not HAL

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Checking in.

And I know you're a very eager threadstarter. That is good. It's usually just best to wait until the thread has capped before even starting the second one. It's best practice.

>>720605880
That's bullshit.