Who was the Last person you stroked your cock to?
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People you know in real life preferably
Cousins ex /wannabe model
Time for a Sunday night watch thread
>>720731101
Of course the fucking faggot with a red camo G shock has a fucking mustang
You're definitely on the spectrum
>>720731101
nice harambe arms
what up! g-shock in the house
>only 90 days
>list of countries came from Obama, not Trump
>affects only 12% of Muslim-controlled countries
Why is everyone acting like Trump declared that no Muslim will ever enter the US again?
Oh, and yes it is legal. Proof will be in the next post and you can look it up yourself.
>>720737460
Tell me again how Trump is breaking the law by putting a hold on a list of countries compiled by Obama.
Please, explain this to me.
>>720737647
I think ppl are just crying cus they can't scrape out their fetuses any more on the gov dime, no one ever cared about muslims, sadly. Muslims, oftendon't care about muslims, this has nothing to do with that. And everyone knows it, they're just butthurt millenials who hate the word no.
>>720737460
I'm diggin these new laws honestly.
Tits thread
I have $6 and I'm hungry, /b/. Where should I get food?
Buy six checkerburgers at checkers
Taco Bell. Happy shits, fag
Cluck n Bell
Sup /b/tards.
My IQ is 163. For those of you unfamiliar with IQ, this means I have "genius-level" intelligence.
I also have synaesthesia, and absolute pitch. Things as diverse as math, music, and art come naturally to me and I get straight A's without studying much at all. I also am able to understand music at a deeper level than most people.
While most people my age spend their free time listening to mainstream music, I spend my free time listening to works such as Jerry Garcia Band's Cats Under the Stars, Frank Turner's Sleep Is for the Week and Love Ire & Song.
All this and I'm an 18 year old still in high school.
Ask me anything.
shut up nigger
>>720740276
What are you so insecure about that's making you lie on the internet to feel better about yourself
DO you like COCK
ITT: girls so cute it hurts Pt.2
>>720737621
>>720737715
moar claire abbot dump
poem contest go
Kill yourself furry fagget.
>>720737195
i want to die
hehe funny meme
men never cry
'twas all a dreme
fpbp
>>720736335
ive bust so many nuts to this girl
>>720737830
Moar
>>720737285
She's not so bad.
>be me
>toward end of junior year (college)
>become friends with a girl
>instantly attracted to her
>facebook stalk her like the introverted creep I am
>"in a relationship with..."
>mfw
>suck it up, try to forget about it. Not gonna be a douche that hits on someone in a relationship.
>friendship builds through the whole semester
>she and her bf break up
>Finals week
>studying orgo with her and another friend.
>have the great idea of eating edibles after we finish.
>All get on a very comfortable high.
>Lay in her huge bed laughing and talking.
>other friend keeps talking but her and I finally look at each other.
>heart is racing
>we kiss
>both mouths dry as fuck from the weed, pretty terrible, but we but forget the other friend is right next to us.
>He notices and quickly leave, true friend
>We both laugh for a bit and slowly fall asleep.
>wake up, other friend leaves.
>As soon as the door closes we start fucking.
>Summer hits hard
>both in the same class that summer semester and almost every night is spent together.
>feels like nothing I've had before.
>we become fairly exclusive through the semester, but my blind ass can't see she's not as into exclusivity as I am.
>Toward the end we became a little less serious, no labels like boyfriend and girlfriend... but that was okay, I still loved her and spent time with her.
>Summer ends
>She feels a bit trapped.
>She still want to spend time together, fuck, be emotionally connected, but she also wants that with other people
>She says I will always be the closest person in her life and still believe that now
>I don't handle it well
>The fall semester is a shit show
>I'm constantly trying to keep it together around her.
>I'm still her bestfriend and she likes to tell me everything.
>She wants to tell about all the people she is meeting and hanging out with, dating and even sexual experience.
>Doesn't understand why I'm not super hyped to hear about this.
Continue?
why so beta
>>720736969
Please, continue with your beta-cuck story
>>720736969
Keep going
Wtf photos
Mom / Son grain bread
>>720733842
Damn what an awesome mom
Share with /b/ your fetish(es), Anon.
>>720739943
I love fucking girls who are completely passed out. Nothing to worry about except pleasuring my own dick.
>>720740301
That's all you have to worry about when they're not passed out, too.
Come on let's do this.
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>720730200
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Claim :o
>ITT
Drawthread: EHG should draw moar anthro
Oh boy a new thread
>>720738796
imma nut inside you
>>720738702
>EHG should draw moar anthro
Maybe...
....after I battle with these Pokes....