s/fur deer edition
Trips and I pull it out.
OP is not a faggot and will deliver.
Inb4 fake. Couldn't find a pen.
Do it nerd
ROllerrrio
>>720957329
you fucking mandman..
>roll
hey there, /b/, i started telling this story last week but got sidetracked. i'm back to tell it. this 100% happened and i still feel weird about it, but hey. it's also all pre-typed, so don't worry, fast delivery.
grill in pic is just some pic i found online, but looks fucking identical to my sister, so i jack frequently to her
>be me, 21, pretty good looking, in college, close enough to home that i visit pretty frequently (for an undergrad)
>have one sister, 17, let's call her sammi; also very attractive, with a really hot friend, 19, whom i happen to be dating (i don't know how it happened, i met her while she was at my family's house hanging with my sister, we chatted after she left via facebook, got coffee, one thing led to another, at the point in the story we've been dating for seven months or so, let's call her emily)
sammi and i have been close since we were children, we hang out all the time, especially because we're the only kids of the family, hung out for at least a couple of hours every night up until i left for school
>always had a thing for her, used to steal her panties to cum in while masturbating, loved the thought of my cum all over her body
>firmest ass ever
>liked wearing yoga pants and tight tops, the dream
>four-day weekend, monday and friday off, so i'm home
>sammi comes in my room, i'm playing vidya on my gaymen computer, she's wearing running shorts and a tank top, i try not to look
>"how's school, anon"
>it's good, classes are easy, i'm drinking every night and having a good time, it's like "babysit the kids" for the professors
>"how is emily, then?"
>she's fine, we're doing well, we chill every day and spend most nights at each other's apartments
>"yeah? is she fun?"
>she's your friend, what do you think?
>"yeah, but i don't know her like you do, anon."
>i'm getting kind of annoyed now, trying to focus on game, ask her what she wants
>"i'm just talking to you, i haven't seen you in a while."
>ask if we can talk after the game
>"she told me some things about you, but if you still want to talk later, sure!"
>sis leaves room, i continue to play game, pretty flustered and unsure of what sis even wanted, or why she brought up gf, did emily think the relationship was bad? whatever.
>text emily, ask her what she's told sammi about us
>"not much, we don't talk about you that much, i promise"
>"i might have shown her a pic of your dick"
>why would you do that, emily, what the fuck
>"i dunno, whenever she gets drunk she always talks about how hot you are!"
>"she just really wanted to see what it looked like, it's not a big deal."
>i text her a "..." and return to the game, a little weirded out, but also kind of turned on that my sis was asking about my cock
>later in day, at night
>go to sis' room
>she's on her laptop, in bed, glass of wine on nightstand next to bed and bottle on ground
>she's wearing a grey tanktop, blanket covers up the rest of her lower body, she's propped up against the headboard of the bed
>tell her to hold on, if we're drinking i'm getting my gin
>return with a bottle and a glass, sit down at foot of bed
>we talk about life, she's struggling with applications to schools, talks to me about a few boy issues, she's almost finished her bottle of wine and i'm pretty deep into the gin
>decide to ask about what she meant earlier
>"oh, you mean about emily? i was just being ridiculous, i don't know what i was getting at."
>tell her that i texted emily right after
>sis starts blushing
>"oh, i mean, what did she say?"
>nothing, just that she didn't know what you were talking about either, and that you guys don't talk about me that much
>(decide to just play it cool, don't want to get into anything)
Bump, don't keep a /b/rother horny here
I think very soon EU wants its gold from WW2
With trump as chief of USA
Wat will happen
>>720941301
this gold people talk to me
>>720941301
Come and take it!
>>720941301
we gonna need it war is coming
Can we start an on off thread?
There was a video around a week ago that had a bunch of Jailb8 girls dancing to anaconda. Pretty sure it was hosted on vimeo. Someone source pls
>>720938758
nah u a gey niqqa
Bump as well
Someone has to have seen it..
>Making a 2D MMORPG
Anybody interested? I need testers right now
If enough interest, i'll post dev stream link
>>720948907
sure I'll bite
>>720949055
If there's enough interest, i'll post both stream link and dl link to client, otherwise i'd be shameless lol
I'll bite too
Best pussy I've fucked post yours
>>720946952
Go kill yourself, Alex.
>here's mine
ITT: We list reasons why /b/ sucks.
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2. The board is so full of trolls that essentially whoever gets mad first loses. That lends itself to everyone being completely apathetic about everything.
3. For every person willing to contribute content to a thread they like, there are is one willing to spam threads they don't like with spiderman/banana/gore.
4. 95% of posters on /b/ are legitimately stupid and terminally unmotivated in their lives. As a result, almost nothing interesting goes on here.
5. If you don't respond to this post, your mother will die in her sleep tonight.
I'm taking the bait, but I just want to laugh at Op and how much of a faggot he is. Hahaha nobody is responding to your post you dumbass jew
>>720949279
Op is the biggest faggot I have ever seen haha. Gayer than Elton John
>>720949279
Op here, go fuck yourself
Where are the traps?
I'm back
>>720943124
In my heart
>>720943124
She's not even a trap. No 20 year old man can look that much like a little girl.
Girls you want to cover in cum part 3
what would the world look like today if the Soviet Union would have won WW2?
>>720945208
but the soviets did win ww2
why would spain be spared?
>>720946297
resistance fighters
fluffy thread
>>720944719
yes please
pls post any rare fluffshep or artist-kun pics that aren't on the booru please
I love this shit
>>720944719
there's a pic like this where a mare is accidentally shitting on her foals, but she's either too pregnant or fat to get to them
rare pics pls
my favorite quickhorn work
the look on the stallion's face is great
stupid fucking horses
YLYL
God Tier Edition
Post only stuff you died from
>shit tier cancer
kill yourself.
Fluffy thread.
>>720950955