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Do quint count?

Don't do it anon
just eat the banana

stick it in your mouth

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no

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bareback

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>>720988714
bepis

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Hey dudes. How are things?

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>>720987643
ayy lmao

>>720987643
Not bad, getting ready for bed. Something I should've done 3 hours ago. You?

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Wich one?

>>720989580
gross

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>>720987511
Anyone want her should I send her nudes to my friend to enjoy too

share

>>720987511
Yes

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>>720985714

bumpan

wish I'd find easy girls like this. Any tips OP? Need my woody wet

>>720986571
Alright then, but don't you get emotions for these hoes

>have pristine hygiene
>smell good (Lacoste Red, Diesel (that fist bottle idk) and so on. Find your personal smell
>dress like YOU not like you're a lawyer on his way to work, those guys are pathetic
>Act and feel like you don't really like them, maybe a bit interested in knowing them but your ultimate goal of getting your dick wet is unbeknownst to them and you
>A girl looks at you? Throw a smile. If she continues go over to her
>Try your best to seem like you aren't after the pussy (this works for me, at least)
>Have a thousand other options (if you don't, pretend that you do)
>Talk to them like you would a friend, but don't go autismo talking about vidya and how your shit went down this morning
>Ask a lot about them, reveal little about yourself

This is my way at least. Short, skinny and average looking but somehow they hate/love the fact I'm not paying too much attention to them because all other guys do except me, so I become interesting.

My two cents

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> be me
> happily married, three cars, motorcycle, house, one kid
> still can't sleep at night, have to get piss drunk
> can probably count nights spent sober on one hand

What the fuck is wrong with me? I'm a lucky piece of shit and I still can't be content with life.

pretty much everytime i come on here i come back home and want to cheat on my girlfriend. way to big a pussy to follow through with it though while she's back at our place out of town.

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Should I text my ex saying sorry for how I ended things? I was a dick about it but I also feel like "oh well I made my choice I have to live with it." Recently I've been thinking about her and the only reason I can think why is because I miss having someone to talk to and since this girl is getting friendlier with me, it keeps reminding me of her. I know I could've worded it better and I've already played the different scenarios out in my head. I just don't want to seem like a bitch /b/ros

>>720986102
I almost married one, so... yes.

I don't care what race with boobs like that!

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>>720986102
They're my favorite.

bate?

>>720985574
oh shiiitt nice man

Nice bait mate

How was it?
How big was his dick?
Bareback or wrapped?

>>720976933
Did you like it, faggot?

did you cum while he was fucking you
did you feel disgusted after

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For the man dying of thirst

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Is this shota?

>>720986130
No but that IS pretty bananas heheh

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>>720986230
Wait i just found some

so thread list some of your favorite and least favorite drawfags and explain why you like/dislike them

draw donald trump fucking ted cruz while Bill Clinton watches an jacks off

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man i cant wait to eat all 40 of these pizza rolls
alone

You work your way to the top fgt

People who think the ability to fuck multiple chicks is something you're born with and not earned are never going to make it and deserve the inevitable removal from the gene pool. Train your body. Train your mind. Every day. Work towards getting that awesome job that will make you happy. Never fucking give up. We can all make it.

>>720979595
Or, realize that there is always someone better than you in your best department
and that women are cheating trash you need to pump and dump either way.

>>720979341
Cry on /b/

>>720981852
Cuck

Hes /our/ baby boy