Small tits thread. Post pics of your small tits girlfriend
>face nutted on
>either she just got a load from someone else while youre at work or she didnt clean herself from last time
She gets embarrassed but she has the the tightest pussy so I deal with no tits
>>721020849
There's like 5 fucking porn boards, 2 have a small tits general
/b/ is not a porn board so fuck off with this Cancer
>>>/s/
Has anyone here robbed a drug dealer before? I'm thinking about it not only to get drugs off the streets, but also to make extra money. Plus, would drug dealers really go to the police if they get robbed?
Pic related
Best way is to do a couple deals, find out as much as you can about them while you give them bullshit, find something to get leverage and then blackmail them.
Pro tip, do it in a city you're not from, otherwise you'll get 187d
>>721019920
It's a very high risk move that I don't recommend, but if you are going to do it...
>do it someplace at least hours away from where you live
>leave town the same day/night within 1 hour of doing it
>have real guns and be prepared to ice someone if shit goes sideways
YLYL Sesame Street "Bertstrip" meme edition
>>721025054
Shit...that's a Trump Bannon news conference prophecy right there.
Family Fap Thread. Post pics of your relative(s) you want to fuck.
>>721019732
not your family
KYS, samsap
Oh! Good morning Samsap! You threw me off yesterday with your afternoon post.... Welcome and KYS!
what d you do to my cousin?
Stop creeping. srsly
Die in bleach you fucking mongoloid socialist sandnigger.
This is a proper fuckable politician.
That thirst.
>>721022715
where is she pretending to politize??
Most fucked up manga you've seen?
>>721017351
I kinda where see where that's going.
>>721017351
Fuck off furry
>>721017351
s/fur
BURN YE FILTHY MANWITCH WHORE
>>721023043
thread song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gCjJC_INNE
racoon a cute
itt we post a tool we use at work and anons try to guess our job
>>721018520
Pixel artist?
>>721018622
promotional product designer
>>721018520
McDonalds Fry Cook
fluffy thread catharsis edition
>>721021854
>>721021854
so, why do we enjoy fluffy abuse?
Sending the first person who gets dubs in this thread money in paypal. Good luck. I'm not responsible for any feds knocking on your door.
MEEE
>>721024258
post ur pp retard
me
Who wins /b/?
>ProTip: Gorillas basically have 4 hands with thumbs.
>>721021131
Gorilla every time.
>>721021131
science has proven that brock lesnar could kill a gorilla in hand to hand combat.
i don't think brock lesnar could take a grizzly bear in hand to hand combat.
bear wins every time.
>>721021219
You are fucking losing it bud. Also:
>Ya fucking right Brock Lesnar could take a Gorilla. Fuckin DREAMIN
give me ONE reason why weed shouldn't be legal /b/.
niggers use it
Because Bernie should have won.
>>721021203
Like cars, bikes, trains, cellphones, and pretty much everything else in the world besides books?
No, your reason is shit.
So, /b/, I made my girlfriend drink my piss tonight.
And I don't mean I pressured her into it.
I've always had a piss fetish.
I know I'm fucked up, but until this point in my life, it's always just been porn on my computer, tucked away in hidden folders that no one's ever found.
>I've also got a thing for abusive and degrading porn. Frankly, the hottest porn to me is when the girl clearly doesn't want to be doing it, but goes through with it anyway.
Well me and my girlfriend have been fighting all week. Absolutely no reason, she's just being a raging bitch about every tiny little thing. Everything's a big drama storm for no reason. Today was the same way. Just bitching constantly for no reason, and this night it turned into a screaming match. And then she started slapping me, and I wound up slapping her back. we were just shoving at each other for a minute, but I absolutely lost it, and I saw nothing but red. I wanted to fucking hurt and humiliate her.
Continue the story you fucking faggot
>>721021651
TLDR
I pissed on her and she drank it
/thread
>So I slapped her again, grabbed her by the hair, and dragged her into the bathroom, and shoved her into the tub until she was laying flat on her back.
>I got in and pinned her under me, kneeling over her chest with her arms at her side, and pulled out my dick and started pissing in her face. >She reacted about how you'd expect, with a 'wtf' cringing and struggling.
>So I slapped her again, hard.
>And again.
>and told her to open her mouth, and when she didn't, I slapped her again, and she did.
>I started pissing into her mouth again, and she closed it and cringed away, so I slapped her AGAIN, just about as hard as I could, and told her to open her fucking mouth.
>I told her to swallow when I started pissing again, and reared up like I was going to slap her again while I pissed.
>She swallowed it all until I was done.
>At this point, I figure, I'm allready going to prison right?
>I lost my temper, and that was that, I was done.
>But since I'm about as turned on as I'd ever been, I figure I might as well enjoy this scene while I'm there, her hair and face wet with piss, slapped beat red, and crying her eyes out.
How will Trump supporters reconcile when the wall is never built? Will they finally admit that they were exploited for votes?
>inb4 they google the answer
>>721015985
How will OP the faggot reconcile when the time machine is never built? Will OP finally admit that OP can't tell the future?
>>721016117
Well congress won't pay for the wall and neither will Mexico so unless that orange retard pays for it himself there will be no wall.
s/fur mornin edition.
remove all fur.