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>be me, 18
>1 january 2017 10 am
>had a big party
>sleeping over at good friend's house
>i sleep on the couch
>wake up and look around
>see sister of good friend on opposite couch
>she is 16, blonde, good body
>she is on her Phone
>i tell her good morning
>we talk
>she wants the remote for the tv
>i got the remote
>i tell her come get it
>she climbs on my lap as if she is riding me
>morningwood connects with her ass
>for some reason i press it against her
>she feels it and asks if thats my dick
>actually pokes in it
>it gets awkward, she goes back to her sofa and watches tv
>i'm scared she's gonna tell her brother, my friend
>try to get her back at my couch

Continue?
pic not related but she looks like it

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ITT: aesthetic cocks

I just have this one

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Okay faggots. I hope to put this little ditty to rest, once and for all.

Masturbation literally *IS* gay. You are a man, and you are jerking a man's penis til it comes all over your belly and chest. This is gay. You are gay.


Get fucking used to it. Welcome to reality, assholes.

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This is the girl (far right) that got killed by decision of a Donald Trump to attack >>possibly<< an IS fortress in Yemen. They were having lack of intel on the position and they screwed up and killed 30 civilians by mistake. The very same position Obama didn't want to attack because not enough intel on that position. I guess this was the example of "give him a chance" that Ivnka was talking about.

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incest story's? preferably with pics.

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https://discord.gg/F8hMC
Get in here.

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Deutschfaden
Scho-Ka-Kola-Edition
1. Fresst ihr viel Süßes?
2. Habt ihr gut geschlafen?
3. Wie schnell /fit/ werden?
4. Serien (optional)

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Guess her ethnicity. Winner gets nudes

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So, apparently of all the countries our glorious leader could have pissed off, he chose Australia.

I mean, sure they're all red necks but can't all of them kill us with their bare hands or something?

We're talking about a country who hold an annual celebration about getting their ass whooped when they tried to invade Turkey.... They hold this celebration IN FUCKING TURKEY!!!

How fucked are we /b/?

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is fluffy dead?

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The Brussels Hunger Games

First 36 in

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Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:>>721094462

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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shotabread

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Are MILF worth the trouble?
>she is 39
>I am 22

So I met this milf online about 5 years ago but she used to be married, now she is single and I have been talking to her a lot lately, and she wants to date, she invited me over (dif city) but she said she wants something serious only and she wants to get married eventually and all that stuff, and she has 3 kids, she makes my dick diamonds, I have fapped to her since I met her, my guess is that she still has 5-8 years of good shape and awesome sex, have any of you had serious relationships with older women? Or do you think it would be possible to convience her to just fuck without commitment?

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Posting this whores pics cause I don't like her. Pretty simple. Info about her if you convince me.

Sloootshaming