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>>741816202
draw it or it didn't happen

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takin requests

>>741816311
Requesting to milk the cow

>>741826477
Holy shift. AH finally dropped?!? You have the rest?

>>741826477
Did we have this before?

>>741826477
>>741826804
I'd love to feed off of mommies udders but she has literally had nudes out for more than 15 years now. I don't understand the anticipation/excitement.

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Oc

>>741815875
Wow she's gorgeous. More please.

>tfw i realize the average is 5" and that every woman is living in a fantasized world

>>741819594
>every woman is living in a fantasized world
? almost everyone wants to be a billionaire
barely anyone is.

>>741818611
>tfw 7'' but don't say to anybody anymore because they all call bs, rest of my friends claim 7''+ rofl

>obligatory no homo

>>741818926
I am in the top 5% mean I am smarter than 95% of population

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>>741819450
Well it seems I am highly intelligent

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>>741818926
That's certainly something. Last time I did a real test I was at 149, and I'm not quite sure if a random online test is credible at all, but it seems accurate enough.

men sex

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Because someone asked in the previous thread, camera is a 808 cam, 720p, #11 or #18 version. Video was cropped a bit though.

>>741814571
>When you're supposed to be on your way to Jool, but the launch vehicle exploded and you miraculously survived.

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This is some weapons-grade autism.

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I am the drawing anon from the weird shit thread. Dubs or higher get drawn. Or anything else if I fucking feel like it.

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OP here

How I lost my virginity to her:

>Be a kiss less Virgin at 18
>be sad boi
>stumble across backpage during porn session
>find my city and look for hooks
>astonished at how many their are
>do my research like crazy
>most of the time too chicken shit and just bust nuts to their pictures
>sometimes call and hear their voice while jerking
>learn all the bbbj Greek day etc. Slang
>build up the balls after a month, find a super hot one
>meet 'lexa the hottest native'
>it costed me 300 'flowers' for an hour
>drive to hotel
>feel a rush, weak in the knees, butterfly's in my stomach, and dick harder than physics since before I even got into my car to drive to hotel
>get to the room, I knock
>she answers, in a bathrover and skimpy bikini
>just as fucking hOT as pics
>she strips
>So fucking hard at thus point
>she won't kiss me
>she gives me a blowjob with condom
>in fuck her in as many different positiions as I can
>keeps rushing me to cum
>play with her titties and shit
>cum into the condom while fucking her doggy
>asks me if I'm actually a Virgin
Proud
>Go home a kiss less non Virgin

I have fucked about 15 all together, some more than once. Some fat some black, some multiple, some ratchet some hot some nasty. If interest will share

>>741814448
Is that the Centre Bell?

Are you on the corner of Rue Lucien L'Allier and Rue Saint-Antoine O?

>>741815546
It's just one of the vids on her ads, she travels all across Canada

>>741818989
She let you eat it?

>>741805610
they feel pretty amazing, obviously better than the loyal right hand

Clean up is a pain, but my collection got regular use before I got married. I think I last longer in bed with all the practice I got with them. Wife is a complete nympho so they've been collecting dust ever since.

I don't get what the point is. Just use your hand and you'll be fine.

>>741802731
Id say a good 8

>>741802731
Any more pics?

Freight or home?

>>741806535
Commercial construction project manager/estimator..... $150-165k annually depending on bonus for productivity

realtor. $74,125 so far this year.