this bitch wants me to drive 2.5 hours and I still have to wear a condom
wat do?
>>722444765
uber?
>>722444765
don't go.
>>722444765
Unless she's VERY attractive, tell her to fuck off.
Hey guys, I'm back with another invention of mine. This time another infinite energy device.
As you can see in the image, my design is basically an efficient conveyor belt that carries water (or any material) up to a height, then drops it in another area. That area has a mini black hole under it, creating a really strong gravitational pull. This causes the water to fall with a much higher gravitational potential at the start of its drop. This extra energy is collected by a turbine that turns and collects in a battery.
You may be asking if the black hole will pull on the water at all times, and that's were that green line comes in. It blocks the gravityness from affecting the water. I don't know the name of a material that can do it, but I'm sure it exists. You may also wonder if the water would never return to the conveor belt once it falls, as it was be to strongly attracted to the black hole. It took this problem into account, making the basin on the floor really wide and tall. Since water hates to be compressed, water will be forced to slide to the right towards the conveyor.
What do you guys think? If it works, please credit me.
kekd
>>722446547
To block gravity you can simply use magnets
>>722446547
Black holes doesn't last forever due to Hawking radiation. Also good luck finding that material for your anti-gravity wall.
Why is /b/ so against taking in syrian refugees? I mean as long as they're good-looking whats the problem?
>>722444587
because they bring problems. Not just syrian refugees, mind you. All refugees are bad, especially the “refugees” coming from safe countries.
>>722444587
>as long as they're good-looking whats the problem?
They aren't, don't worry.
>>722444587
>because not all the ones getting let in are qt3.14 like pic related
Seeing my girlfriend tonight, and we may do the dirty.
But obviously, I'm a virgin.
How do I not nut within a minute, and what other stuff should I know?
Try to relax and think of this
As in-fun as it sounds, when you're fucking her, don't think at all about your dick. Think about her, and making her feel good, but until you're ready to come, don't think about your cock for even a second.
>>722444100
Dude wtf?
Kid: Will you help me find my daddy?
Man: I can be your daddy little pup.
How does this scene make you feel?
>>722446574
Why are their dicks blue?
>>722447628
Couse they got blue balls
>>722446574
Dunno... It makes me think on open the van's door, grab the neck of the guy and slam him against the van's floor, watch out for his hands or legs before knock him unconscious. Then take the child out and put him safe before going back to the van and take out the trash.
I am well educated and a redneck.
What are you?
Not a redneck
Better educated and not a redneck
>>722443611
you can't be educated and be a redneck.
She's all yours for valentines day. She's tied any way you want.
...How was that again?
OP, you shouldn't put pics of yourself online
>>722443768
thats some sad rope work
Post anything that sums up your life
OH GOD, WHY IS EVERYTHING ON FIRE?!?!?
>>722445234
checkem
Hello /b/ tonight I have been presented with a unique possibility, a drunk 16 year old love starving nympho wants me to sleep with her, what do? 15 is the age of legal consent here as well so no worries there, I am 19.
Pic related, means "favorite shirt is on"
Fuck her already.. like bro what are you waiting for just do it anon i believe in you
Don't do it. Go home and touch yourself.
Can i have her snapchat to test her :) i am also 16
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>>722445590
sorry i really love porn!
Lmao "this is your computer, stop watching porn"
>>722445590
shouldn't you be shooting your programming into another organism?
hey /b/
i've decided i wanna stop living, what are some painless ways to kill myself w/o being inconveniencing others? i dont wanna jump off a bridge and land on someone's car and ruin their day
>w/o being inconveniencing others
jesus my grammar sucks sorry /b/
>>722446525
Either nitrogen or helium. just be careful with helium because if anyone catches you mid-attempt they wont be able to take your suicide seriously
bumping with sad gondolas
valentines day treat
>>722446587
MOAR!
I had planned to make mine post on /b tonight, but she is with some friends. Maybe tomorrow, so not the 14, too bad
like that :)
This guy is the scum of the earth.
FB: Caleb tellier
Skype: calebj0101
East coast
>>722446694
I'd fuck
Also nypa, but what's wrong with him
Horrible personality. likes to DDos people for random little shit. acts like a twat muffin.
>>722447164
OP are you sure you didn't post your own info?
Deutschfaden
>Warum seid ihr alle so passiv? Sind es wirklich immer nur dieselben die einen Faden eröffnen?
>Sterben die Avatare langsam aus?
>Bin ich schwul weil ich Asti Spumante trinke?
>Auch wenn das der einzige Alkohol ist, den ich gerade habe?
Bewertet meine Aidsglatze
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tLpdMToxngU
>>722446118
ich hab ihn verpasst? schade.
Love taking pics of my girl when she's drunk, anyone want moar and post some oc as well.
>>722446167
moar
>>722446275
kys
>>722446275
Any requests, will post if I have