should Texas be aloud to succeed from the union??
discuss
Thats the chilean flag fag
>Texas
>posts a Chilean flag
>>722468739
You had 1 job OP
Wifes sexy lingerie for valentines.
Taking one for the team. Someone's got to keep the ugly ones busy. GG OP
>>722469782
40 year old virgin reporting in
>>722469377
bump
There's gotta be at least one of you out there
Hawaii thread motherfuckers
>>722469342
I forget Hawaii exists most of the time tbh. What's it like to live there?
>>722469474
Like if Japan and Socal did the fusion dance but everyone was poor
>>722469661
>but everyone was poor
Isn't cost of living there high as fuck?
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>>722468824
Add sharecu1
Add sometopkek
Add Boii Bebe
I'm stoned AMA
>>722469084
I am OP; and I am a faggot
>>722469084
did you inject it?
dubs if op is fag
Ohio nude thread
419 reporting in.
937 has just arrived Cap'n
any 513 and/or 614 anons?
Valentine's Day greentext thread?
Valentine's Day greentext thread.
>be me
>19
>have a 9 year old sister and a 7 year old female cousin
>parents want me to take them to buy some Valentine's chocolates and toys
>we walk to nearby convenience store
>look at the store's items for a few minutes
>us 3 talked about store's items, sorta
>sister keeps yapping
>me and cousin exchanged quick eye contact and smile
>cousin whispers "Anon you're so cute!"
>boner.jpg
>sister misheard the whisper and asked what cousin said
>sister assumed cousin said I'm cute, which is true
>cousin laughs it off and says jk
>she wasn't jk, which was proven sometime later
>fast forward
>me and cousin alone in bedroom
>she wants a kiss from me
>we made out for a few seconds, cautious about anyone catching us
>great tongue, just overall a great and fun experience
>she's my Valentine <3
AMA about my Valentine's Day or share your own.
>be me
>lonely
>no Valentine
>kill me
>be me on V-day
>sick as shit
>no one in my life anyway
>watching Futurama and posting on /b/ between running to the bathroom
>yayyy
>>722470818
me.
I'm just a normal anon, like you, except that I ask questions.
Is Donald Trump using your the White House to have sex with his daughter? Probably not. But how can we know? I don't want my tax dollars going to father -daughter incest. What else is he putting inside his daughter? What would be the point? I'm asking questions.
This is not the America we grew up in. The America where fathers only love their daughters emotionally.
>>722468103
I'd say the chance that Trump has banged Ivanka is 8.5/10
>>722468409
Seems conservative.
discuss without calling each other an idiot
That's a boulder dumb fuck
That's not a rock, that's a jpeg image. Idiot.
>>722466594
Its clearly a stone.
How old were you when you realized black women were the solutions to all your problems in life?
>>722470119
>How old were you
20
>>722470119
How much to buy a fresh one these days?
>>722470119
When I realized that the wrong side won the civil war
Trap Thread. Show me your best.
>>722467448
NYPA
Suck my dick, take a shit, check my quads and go to sleep
>>722470003
"NYPA"
Faggot oml what are you retarded? What else are we for?
>>722470003
Damn, nigga. So close. But so far.
Almost epic. But, like OP. You're a candy ass roody poo.
>>722469911
If it's real, report them to NCME or Interpol or something.
So what's everyone's take on this Russian spy ship 70 miles off the coast of Delaware and the Russian violation of the INF treaty? Anyone else think that Putin is angry over the "resignation" of Michael Flynn?
I've been thinking about it and this shit is getting very VERY strange, and concerning. Look at the US right now and the division's growing. Everyday it seems to get worse and worse, and tensions flare up more and more. I have a bad, bad feeling Putin may already be taking advantage of the situation and we have the wool pulled over our eyes. We're so focused on Trump and pc culture that it seems like no one cares that there's a RUSSIAN SPY SHIP in US international waters. It's supposed to make its way up to a naval base in Connecticut and turn back. But really, why is it here? I'm just saying, there's some shady shit going on behind the scenes right now and I don't know how anyone could deny that at this point.
>>722467551
I'm not necessarily shocked. I saw this coming miles away, literally and figuratively. The moment we started talking about nuclear treaties, is the day any form of doubt left my mind.
People wanted the Reagan era back. Well, guess what? They got it. The shittiest part of it.
>>722467551
Why are people acting like russia is our biggest enemy? Beside the obvious "hacking" or "tampering" with our election but before that I thought Russia and us were friends. I feel like they want another Cold War or something
IT'S TIME FOR A GREENTEXT THREAD
>be me, male, turned 18 recently
>flashback to tumblr days and I roleplayed on tumblr as a mortal kombat character
>girl from this tumblr roleplaying community talks to me again
>add her on skype
>talk to her on skype once
>stop talking
>messages me (actual message)
>"Y'know, we haven't spoken in a while (read: ever). Wanna remedy that?~"
>FUCKING SAYS THIS
>"Well, Skype gave the alert "anon is online", I thought "oml who is that" then turns out it's a cool dude who I hadn't really spoken to much beforehand~"
>ya sounds cool
>today
>"So I kinda did a thing today, I bought some tights, cut them down, and made thigh highs"
>!!!
>Ask her to show me
>shows me several amazing photos of her legs
>cosplaying
>She is fucking hot as fuck
>Instant boner
>"D'aw, all of this excitement over li'l ol' me? Also, my legs are pretty much my greatest asset (other than my fashion sense). Also, yup, happy Valentines Day, hope you like your present~!"
>super excited
>bunch of pictures of her in a pair of boxers and black thigh high stockings
>"So, I have three highly suggestive cosplay pics, two are essentially the same (but one is in darkness, the other's in a messy room), and one is the aforementioned Creative Use For Jotaro's Hat~"
>Send her pic related
>she sends me 4 pics of her laying down in thigh highs
>tell her that I'm fapping to it
>tell her i want to rip her boxers off
>"Hehe you're so kind~<3"
>amidreaming,jpg
>continues to tease me with revealing pics
>see one pic with her hand in her boxers, I think I can see her pussy
>ask to call her on skype to mutually masturbate
>SHE AGREES
>she lives in england so it's late
>I sit there awkwardly praising her and worshiping her
>sends me another pic
>I'm waiting to see her pussy
>one more pic
>sit there awkwardly
>she's grabbing a bulge in her boxers
>sit there awkwardly for five minutes
>SHEHASAPENIS.JPG
>ask her with MY VOICE "is that a penis"
>she says yes in chat
>AWKWARD
Continued?
Cont please
Why OP?
why?
>>722465577
>checked
cont
>I change my mind
>wasn't in the mood for cock, I wanted to watch a girl rub her clit and see some tits
>not even straight
>feels bad to me
>talk to her for like 20 minutes about it
>HOLY SHIT AWKWARD
>still looks good in thigh highs
>feels good man
>pic related
>not posting any more sorry dudes
>never see her uncut british cock
>she's trans
>"OwO"
>pic related
>ramble about how bad people are
>ramble about how a girl with a pussy wouldn't do that for me probably
>she thought I was hot or cute or something
>tell chick with dick to go to bed
>nighty
This all happened minutes ago. Post your greentext stories.
How did I not see the bulge earlier? I think it was that I was convinced from the start that she was a girl with a pussy, not a cock.
BONUS
>she mentions traps
>"It's not gay if they're cute"
>giggle
Do you think you'll be able to fall in love again?
>implying I've ever been in love
No and I don't want to because womyn are not worth it.
>>722470175
yes... it's called Vodka, and it's a wonderful thing