lmao, is that true that in U.S. white girls are taught to only have black babies and white boys are taught to to hate themselves for being white?
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>w-what's that? you want to cum inside me anon?!
>>722674220
Yes now bend over, keep the skirt on
>>722674220
Allow me to introduce you to Ted the Head. He is a sculpture modeled after my own head, and was one of my most challenging builds. I originally intended the head to be all yellow, but I ran out of yellow bricks. So I decided to make hair from black bricks! But then I ran out of those. Then I tried to make a hat with blue bricks, but ran out after the shade on the hat was made. After that I finally finished the hat with white bricks, and I also added a nice T decal on it. Hence the name, Ted the Head. His chin was a lot of trouble also. How do I make it the right size, but make it look like an actual human chin? It took me about two days to finish this model. A lot of people may think that is very short, but I did work long hours in order to get it done.
I SAID BEND OVER, BITCH
>Be me 26, work/live alone
>Feelsgoodman.png
>Coming home from work tonight i stop at the local market for some things.
>Outside the market sits a nearby bus from all girls Catholic school
>They sit and eat inside an adjacent Wendy's, and i cant help but sit and watch these 15 year old girls in school girl skirts eating cheeseburgers.
>Start fantasizing about Catholic school girls. Thinking it's not so bad, they're not that young?
>Sit back for 10 min and watch about 20 girls eat their dinner.
>deposit4spankbank.gif
>Start my car then to suddenly realize one of the school nuns is smoking behind the bus
>Wtf.jpg
>Windows down as i roll past her she gives me a look of utter disgust as she calls me an asshole
> a fucking nun called me an asshole
>dead.kek
>Never in my life have I ever fantasized about pedophilic shit. I've always bashed loli boards and other pedos related shit on /b/
>That bitch called me an asshole and all I can think about now is diddling some little catholic girls
>Mfw i am a pedo
every man is or he is a liar. embrace your inner being faggot
>>722675012
How did you embrace your inner faggot?
>>722675407
lol wat
who would like to see me killing myself??
streaming my suicide on twich
imma hang myself f4ggots
i don't even fucking care about my life anymore, this is so strange because i did care about it yesterday
HEY GUYS I GOT INVITED TO A DISCORD SERVER AND NOW YOU'RE ALL INVITED!
CHAAAAARGE https://discord.gg/rdASS
>>722675065
I'm chargin!
If you want to join a real server and chill tho, join this one https://discord.gg/ArepDsX
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invite expired fag
Hey /b/ I'm in following situation:
>girlfriend of 4,5+ years leaves me in august because 'feelings were getting weaker'
>totally heartbroken, haven't talked to her since
>felt like shit first, but it was getting better towards october
>was using tinder on sunday evening, got a match
>she'scute.jpg
>write with her and stay up until like 4AM
>she's amazing. While writing she asks me if I can come around on tuesday evening.
>sends a few signals that she's willing to sleep with me.
>fast forward to tuesday evening
>I'm at hers, cooked something for her, chilling on the sofa
>start making out, it's amazing
>nice body, cute face
>have the best time of my life since august. Her blowjobs are amazing, sex is great.
>totally lose every single feeling towards my ex, hate or sorrow, dont give a fuck anymore.
>yesterday morning, the girl asks me if I can come back after her work. Around 10PM
>"of course!"
>we hug, kiss, spend the whole morning in the bed.
>leave her house together, final kiss, go home
>fast forward to tuesday, 10PM
>she said she waited the whole day for me
>make out again, have sex the whole night.
>this morning we wake up way earlier than expected, shower together, have fun til she leaves for work with me
>we write for the whole day when she isn't busy working
Now comes the bad part
>just a few hours ago
>recieve a long text from her
>"she is confessing I guess"
>she told me that she is living in an open relationship which allows friends with benefits
>whatthefuck.jpg
>I haven't fallen in love with her, but few feelings started developing for her
>she apologizes, says she didnt mention it because she didnt expect to find someone so amazing on tinder
>totally confused
>I might want to fuck her more often, on the other hand it feels cheap
>she was, in a very sneaky and lowkesy way implying I'm doing much better than her current bf
>don't fall for this crap, she's just trying to keep me warm.
I told her she can't expect me to be the same she met before
She gave me lots of compliments when I spent time with her, and always said she wanted to cuddle and wanted to be kissed by me. We were hugging and holding hands in public, I felt like I was doing great again regarding my life until she wrote that text. I can meet her soon again since we planned a new date in a week, long before she told me the truth.
I think I can handle the whole thing without developing way too many feelings towards her, but it's still not the same for me and probably never will
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One of the things she also wrote afterwards was something like
"If we would've met before we could have been something amazing together"
As I said we only know eachother for like 4 days now and I haven't fallen in love with her.
>getting attached to someone where fucking was the first major thing you do
W E W L A D
the only thing that keeps me holding on, that keeps me from killing myself, the only thing that gives me joy is /b/
thank you guys for being there for me. if it wasn't for you i would have been dead long ago
kys
>>722672016
nobody cares, kys
the only reason i clicked on this thread is beacuse of randy
Mac demarco thread
This old dog
how are his live shows these days?
I;m thinking about going to a show in a couple months
Gi Gi bungsue, makeout tapes
Fleshlight thread
Has anyone tried the new Kendra Sunderland Fleshlight yet?
fleshlight.sjv.io/c/331325/302851/4702
Should I get Kendra's or Stoya’s?
>>722673552
>Should I get Kendra's or Stoya’s?
buy stoya Destroya. i've had it for a few months now and it's worth every fucking penny.
>>722674172
>buy stoya Destroya
That's the one I was eying, good looking out
>>722673552
Pssshhh, why tarry with humon females?
https://us.fleshlight.com/collections/freaks/products/alien
If you cut sandwiches like this then fuck you.
Whats wrong with cutting them that way?
>>722675061
Because it's not like his mommy cuts them.
>>722674986
>pushing the knife forward instead of pulling it
I agree it's retarded.
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>722670859
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>poi is shipfucker
>Most importantly, have fun!
Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
http://waifuforum.boards.net/thread/12/second-wf-waifu-claiming
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3
Avatarfags get out of my thread
Gas dogfuckers
Stab me homu :o
>>722674370
>Gas dogfuckers
Finally something good in that list.
These threads get better and better
Ok audio fags i have tmj and common headsets hurt my fucking face what is a good set of in ears i can use for gaming/music that around 50-100 or cheaper
shure se215
in-ears are the worst variety of headphones. get open-backs unless you live with people who will bitch about hearing even a hint of sound.
skullcandy smokin buds
any pair of sennheisers
sony makes good earbuds
house of marley smile Jamaica earbuds
btw dont get beats they suck donkey dick
JUST
>>722673416
YOU CAN ONLY DRAW ONE CONTINUOUS LINE
I FUCK MY STUFFED DUCK IN THE ASS
>>722673416
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Wewlad i lost my autism
The hottest girl you have.
Post her.
i'm not posting my girlfriend
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