>be me
>IB student
>Stayed late one day and went to water fountain
>Walk past room and hear noise sounded like an angry Lou Ferrigno stroking one out on helium
>Listened in horror for a few minutes before janitor comes over and listens with me
>A few minutes pass and janitor knocks on door
>noises stop
>Try and open door
>locked
>Janitor unlocks it with his keys
>open door
>Instant wall of stench hits us
>stinks like the waterways of Mumbai
>inside were 2 down syndrome students on the floor, naked and one of them is elbow deep fisting the others ass
>giant puddle of liquid shit on the floor
>Janitor and I walk out and make a mental agreement not to speak of it again
>Never see the shit fisting downies again
>Occasionally nod to janitor in hallway.
If they literally had Down syndrome, why were they at a school? Where I come from we just let them put the groceries into the bags at store.
>>722695009
Part of the school has a very well funded after school special ed program
I'm not gay
>>722692729
God has abandoned us
Niggers are people
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:
>>722674348
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>oversexualised content
> RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
http://waifuforum.boards.net/thread/12/second-wf-waifu-claiming
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3
Avatarfags get out of my thread
Gas dogfuckers
Stab me homu :o
Where my florida fags at?
>>722692584
321 reporting in
Probably in Florida
>>722692584
ex 904 here.
now I live in LA so I guess I'm a filthy traitor
>Spend DECADES destroying Latin America using the CIA
>LOL why don't those stupid spicks just fix thier shitty countries??
>Now the CIA is going to overthrow America's own elected official
Like pottery.
I have no sympathy for you Americans . It's about time you got a taste of literally your own medicine.
They wont overthrow the US ov.
The CIA's job is to protect America. Trump and his gang are Russian puppets, and are a danger to America. The CIA will be protecting America if they remove them.
>Like pottery.
>>722694698
This guy gets it
Dubs decides
Give me the good succ succ
>>722693783
Can I use sour cream as lube
This her
Friends sisters/sisters and other people you know you shouldnt get off to but can't help yourself to spank the bank to them
sister
>>722686971
>>722686971
I can't help but jerk off thinking about fucking summers sweet mouth with those eyes looking up at me choking on my cock then fuck every tight wet hole of hers every way possible way till i filled every hole with cum then finish by titty fucking her big perky tits till i came all over them too.
And do that over And over again every day lol
"We defeated the wrong enemy." George S. Patton, 1945.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NX1CpOEi4Ds
>>722689096
>>722689096
>>722689096
Who Is she?
TELL ME
lurk more faggot
>>722690593
I just want to know
Do u ever jerk off at work
>>722690090
yeah, 3-5 times a week
>>722690090
my job is jacking off
>>722690624
Livin the dream
Think my teacher is a slut? Pic related
every girl is a slut
>>722687606
What grade does she teach?
Looks slutty, info pls.
Bruce the Tard (Part 1): Intro and Background
>This part isn't a tard story per se, but before telling her actual stories I wanted to paint a vivid picture
of how damn scary this is. Also, I will describe myself and my crew (important for the stories later on)
>Let me introduce you to Bruce, the scariest tard ever
>Bruce is a female
>About 6'1 (possibly taller than that)
>Roughly 300 pounds or so
>Her mere presence sent a shiver down my spine
>So large and aggressive she had to wear a helmet at all times,
>And had to have 3 wranglers constantly within arm's reach of her
>Even her wranglers looked terrified. Whenever Bruce reached only a 3 on the tardometer rage scale, they would nearly panic.
>She usually hit about a 6-10 on the tardrage scale.
>Bruce wasn't the typical sack of potatoes, however.
>She wasnt't the kind of tard who talked on and on about random things like Pokemon or Spiderman
>In fact, the only time she vocalized was when someone was about to be nearly killed
>By Bruce
>If you were close enough to hear her scream, you were in the Radius of the Damned.
>Her tard strength was literally unparalleled even by most of the tards I read about on this thread
>Screams so loud they would be the sensory equivalent of several flashbangs exploding in a small tunnel
>Facial expression so disconnected that she seemed to be half-living
>And that is Bruce
>>722689932
ohh tard stories, it feels like it's been forever since i saw one
go on, OP
Bruce the Tard Part 1 (Cont.)
>Now here's me and my crew.
>We call ourselves "The Four Amigos"
>Consists of me, my older brother, "K" and "R"
>we all lived next to each other
>Went to the same highschool in (semi)rural Florida
>We were the types to go fishing, shoot guns, drink from time to time, smoke Black&Milds, and generally give zero fucks.
>Above all, we liked to have fun
>Usually chilled outside (important later)
>Our families knew each other really well too.
>Me and my brother met "R" when I was in 8th grade (long long time ago) and met "K" about a year later
>We don't see each other much these days, we are scattered in different places across the country
>Recently The Four Amigos met up again in our old stomping grounds after years of being apart
>The tard tales and debauchery we reminisced upon will be in our memories forever
>Over the next series of parts, you will relive those harrowing yet hilarious tales with us
>Our harrowing experiences with Bruce, The Tard
>>722690553
consider me hyped
Poll time get in here!
Fuck Trump by fucking up his biased poll, just give a real sounding name and a fake email. Feel free to put shit in under the Other boxes.
https://action.donaldjtrump.com/mainstream-media-accountability-survey/
>>722687689
Stay mad for the next 8 years faggot.
Alright dawg i fucked it up. But who cares in the end because nobody reports real facts anyway. The media just gives people what they want: bullshit and fearmongering. Politicians are all whores: paid to say whatever the established dollars want. I lean left but people on the extreme left are just as fuked as people on the extreme right. What can a young person do but ignore politics? Nothing matters anyway just masturbate!
>>722689371
The next 8 years will be the best America has ever had
Get in here faggots and watch porn with me. rabb.it/r/wm3fr7
Bump where's B at? Lets do this.
It's lonely with only 40 people more. MORE PEOPLE>
Fuck yeah it's getting hot
Hey /b/, I could use some help adding to my freya crescent folder. Any good pics?
>>722690865
So, this is a thing...
And I now have the weirdest boner