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Want to get my first dildo tomorrow and go crazy any advice on what to get ?
>>722707288
bad dragon all the way
>>722707288
Adamandevedotcom is a pretty good place. Got my first dongo for like 15 bucks, solid toy but found out I'm not as into anal play and my fantasies would make me think that shit just does not give me any pleasure at all.
>>722707573
As my*
>be me
>call behavioral health facility i was in last year
>gmail account
>push 1 for admissions
>initiate deep whispering Indain accent
>"theres someone inside me"
>"my genital" & "my genital is hard"
>"i see you do you see me"
>"Im having an orgasm, come watch me"
>woman claims to have reposrted my number to the police, this is an emergency line etc
So can they trace the number? Will I get v&?
For a prank call? No. You're an idiot
bump. iwill post pooper sharpies
>>722709562
are you sure? it was obsence?
Why is cbd oil so expensive? Should I just get medical marijuana or get the oil that way? I'm using for ptsd
PTSD is a bullshit diagnosis. Just say you're a pussy and be done with it. I'd go with the bud though, fam.
>>722708911
It's like 20 dollars for a little bottle that u use once .. Like u can get weed and smoke it for at least a day or two or w/e how ever it gets used but still just seems like a rip off
>>722709068
love me some teen psychiatrists
Gayest thing you've done, /b/?
Fapped to a trap thread
Trapped to a fap thread
Fucked a few traps in my time
HUNGER GAMES
MEDIEVAL ROUND 2
FIRST 36 TRIBUTES GO IN
-Spanks
Blue Screen of Death
Spanks Tan
Elmo.
Alright kosers, getting a new phone should I rather go for an iphone 5s with 200mb data but 120 free calling minutes and free texts, or should I get the 2017 samsung a5 with no calling minutes or texts but 350mb data, heres a hot junkie for your all knowing godly input /b/
What the fuck country are you from with such shitty deals
>>722709138
would not fuck such a skank
>>722709220
>>722709220
For real, who the fuck chooses between those two lmfao? Six lines here for under $300 a month with unlimited text/call and something like 20 or 30gb data monthly #Murica
Dick rate thread lads
Not this again
Rate
Who wants to see more pics of this slut
I'm in
If we're being honest with each other it's because I have a raging stockings fetish so if they don't include those you can count me right back out.
>>722709193
Yes
forced my sister to fuck me:
http://www.andregu.de/wincest
pic related
>>722708019
i wanna fuck my cousin no fair
>>722708019
holy shit im tripping
>>722708019
pretty good
If your name gets called, you go to sleep.
Goodnight, Austin.
Night John
>>722707438
night gary
Daniel you here? Not any more motherfucker
Can someone photoshop her into a mmf threesome? /r/ never works. I can post more if someone can help me or at least photoshop something. I can provide more pictures.
I love The Office.
>>722709302
Hahahahahaha same dude
What about this one?
how do i avoid drama?
no matter where i go pr what i do there are always people willing to fight or argue over anything and its really getting to me. i just want to live alone so i can have peace of mind and be free of criticism and violence. but idk hiw long it will take to reach that point.
Are you American?
>>722705105
yes.
inb4 over privileged
>>722705282
I'm American also- I'm 48 and some of the stuff I'm seeing lately is far and away some of the weirdest shit I've ever witnessed. I honestly believe that a lot of people are brainwashed. CNN ect. is literally telling people what to think.
Rate my religion
>>722704137
fake and gay/10
>>722704137
I'd join that cult
>>722704679
you're already a member? don't you remember when you were 6 months old? that's when you joined.
Video Games you played as a kid
>>722706578
>blatent cumming penis front and center