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Do you honestly believe in the "Big Bang"? There was absolutely nothing and then in a few trillionths of a second, all the matter and energy in the entire universe suddenly came out of nowhere?

Topkek! Think about it anon, it's so ridiculous.

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Anonymous 2017-02-17 08:42:09 Post No.722713198
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>>722713089
i beliv in jeebus now pls go

Anonymous 2017-02-17 08:44:22 Post No.722713339
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If it wasnt big bang, then what else?

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>>722713339
jeebus

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Anonymous 2017-02-17 08:48:42 Post No. 722713609 [Report] [View this topic]

>Uhhh, daddy? I need to ask you something, and promise me you won't get mad...? Okay so, today in recess, I was with my best friend Tyrone. And, he and I were getting along just fine and talking as usual. And first, I want to stress here that he and I are more mature than you think; mommy said so. And, well, since mom's not here, I figured I'd ask you instead, since you seem to know more about this subject. And, er, can you also promise me that you won't ask any questions and get mad? Because, uhm, well, this is really awkward, but... Can you get pregnant doing mouth stuff?

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Anonymous 2017-02-17 08:51:12 Post No.722713770
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>>722713609
>My daughter is 13

Buckle the fuck up Tyrone you goin to jail.

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>>722713609
Gr8 b8 m8 r8 8/8
Tyrone bones ur seed

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>>722713609
>''milk will make you grow big and strong honey. dont worry about it''

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Anonymous 2017-02-17 08:58:05 Post No. 722714145 [Report] [View this topic]

Fuck you.

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Anonymous 2017-02-17 09:15:45 Post No.722715088
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Eat shit, and die!

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Anonymous 2017-02-17 08:56:53 Post No. 722714081 [Report] [View this topic]

never seen any of these movies, so which should I watch?

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Anonymous 2017-02-17 08:57:53 Post No.722714136
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>>722714081
wick if you like action, rim if you like comic book movies

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>>722714081
both, they're worth a watch

Anonymous 2017-02-17 09:26:28 Post No.722715662
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>>722714081
Both if you can but I'd say John Wick first.
Just got back from the second one and that is definitely worth a watch too.

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Anonymous 2017-02-17 08:44:44 Post No. 722713357 [Report] [View this topic]

omg bro

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Anonymous 2017-02-17 08:46:54 Post No.722713494
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That always sucks man. Copenhagen is the worst for it.

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idk why are you showing a can of chew

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>>722713357
cuz its so good man

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Anonymous 2017-02-17 08:59:44 Post No. 722714216 [Report] [View this topic]

Can we do it, /b/?

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Anonymous 2017-02-17 09:12:21 Post No.722714906
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Would be nice, but it won't happen.

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Anonymous 2017-02-17 09:21:17 Post No.722715405 [Report]

We could if /b/ didn't turn into normie fag shit.

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Anonymous 2017-02-17 08:49:04 Post No. 722713629 [Report] [View this topic]

Hey /b/ so it looks like I'm gonna have to face the music soon. I'll green text it for you guys. I might not reply back because I'm ready to bounce. No way my parents are ruining my life. I'm headed as far north as I can go. Anyways here you go

>be me 22
>normal Michigan guy
>mess around with sister starting around May last year
>she's younger than me and interested in sex and stuff
>started off with kissing
>eventually moved into foreplay
>last three months she started to suck me off
>first bjs weren't great because she used too much teeth
>eventually she got better and swallowed
>I was living the life
>ff to November last year
>home alone with sister
>she offers me a bj
>sure why not
>I'm on cloud 9
>I'm enjoying it so much I don't hear my mm return home
>mfw I forgot to lock my door
>I'm home anon, what would you like for dinner
>door opens
>mom sees me deepthroating sister
>recordscratchfreezeframe.jpg
>WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!
>sis spits out muh dick
>we both are deers caught in headlights
>mom drags sister out my room
>YOU SICK FUCK!
>holyfuckwhatnow.jpg
>hear my mom on the phone downstairs
>contemplating an hero
>about an hour later hear a car pull up to our driveway
>ohfuckitsthepartyvan.webm
>turns out its dad
>he rushes into my room and beats me
>full on prison beating
>yelling at my the whole time
>spend the night crying and fixing my busted face
>silent treatment for next 4 days
>my dad finally talks and says mom and him have decided to send me live my aunt and uncle in California
>ff to now
>be me 23
>bags packed and ready to run

I overheard my uncle talking to my parents over the phone. Sounds like my parents want me to move back. My life is ruined so I'm out /b/. I'm taking a ride share to Oregon and from there I might keep moving North or see what I decide to do. See you faggots on the otherside

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Anonymous 2017-02-17 08:51:43 Post No.722713800
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>>722713629
How old is sister?

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>>722713800
My sister is 16, 17 in two months. Idk why my parents overreacted. I've heard of siblings messing around before

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>>722713993
Save up some money first and then move to Guam. It's nothing but a smaller scaled Hawaii and is a U.S. territory.

I've been stationed here for the past two years and I really like the place: decent night life, scenic hiking trails, beaches all around, Asian pussy for days, it's all good here.

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Anonymous 2017-02-17 08:45:57 Post No. 722713436 [Report] [View this topic]

what's the quickest workout to get rid of man boobs?

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Anonymous 2017-02-17 08:47:03 Post No.722713504
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Suicide

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Dying

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>>722713504
>>722713541

what a well thought out and original comment

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