Hey /b I don't know if you like stories like this, but here it is.
Right now I'm twenty years old, I'm writting this from a hospital bed. I have one brother and one sister. For the most part I've lived a pretty average life and I won't bore you by describing the boring shit. I live in the north-east part of the USA, I still live with my parents (yeah I'm a loser I know), anyways my parents were pretty religous but they were always nice when it came to helping me out with work, they helped me find a few of my jobs. Back when I turned 18 my parents had incouraged me to go to college. During the summer I needed a job so my mom wanted me to take care of her mother. I don't know why I had some trouble getting a normal job, I think I just didn't try hard enough. Me and my brother were supposed to stay at her house for a month and do cleaning, yardwork, you know that sort of thing. So I drove up there. My brother was 16 at the time.
>>722800470
My mother had told us about what to do, she said her mother had mental problems such as schizophrenia and dementia. she told us that we didn't have to wipe her ass or anything but we did have to do a lot of work. My mom did want me to move out soon though if I didn't choose to go to college, I just kind of wanted an easy job.
>>722800470
I should mention a few things about me and my brother. I don't want any misunderstandings. My brother is pretty normal, he has friends at school and has had a girlfriend. He is not super-stitious or religous like my parents are and neither am I. I'm a little bit more shy than most. I don't get bullied and I get along with most people fine but I only have a few close friends. Again we are mostly normal people.
>>722800470
From the outside the house looked normal, but when we first got in the door the first thing that struck me was the smell. The smell was so damn bad. It wasn't rotting corpses bad, but it was pretty bad. Me and my brother knew that if we were going to sleep here we needed to clean this place up. It was already late when we got there so we had to clean almost all night to make it bareable. There was rotting food inside the refrigerator. There were bags of garbage inside, we threw them in the outside bin. There were dead rats everywhere. me and my brother were never clean freaks but we did a pretty good job making the house nice.
You think I could take care of myself in a fight with this dude if he started shit?
He's always talking like a badass on FB and he always used to try to bully me in school.
Him: short hair, 180, 6'0"
Me: long hair, 170, 5'9"
>>722802287
its usually not about strength you tard itcomes downt to who knows what the fuck they are doing.
you already beat him because your pants are around your waist and his are around his ass cheeks like a nigger, don't waste your time
>>722802287
look at his crooked teeth and shitty posture, judging by your jawline you should just fuck his mom because I know you can pull that off.
FB/IG fap 9000
dakota, have a lot of her
More??
Cool
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>>722799107
This pleases me. Absolutely Halal.
What is the best way to get back at someone in 2017 without going to jail /b/?
>need to teach a fucking SWJ a lesson
>faggot cuts me off and others that don't have anything interesting
Better yourself
>>722801414
>faggot cuts me off and others that don't have anything interesting
Well you've already admitted you've got nothing interesting to day, who cares if he cuts you off. You sound dumb
>>722801597
let me rephrase, don't have anything interesting by his standard, meaning if it's not about him, it's nothing important. Basically a narcissist
Can someone americanize these measurements for fucking retards like me
Grams you fucking idiot
>>722801944
>>722802251
Lol he really is a retard..
I hope this is bait.
last one died
>>722799773
Is OP a faggot
>>722799773
my future wife will be a cute darkskin with the same interests as me
>>722800058
a cute brownskin black girl then?
Sup /b/tards, im taking valium with a mate tonight, last time he took xanax he had a mild epileptic fit. what do you know about valium and how hed go on 20mg?
also general drug thread
im aware that valium is not xanax i just mean that when he took xanax shit happened after it wore off
20mg? Shit he will prolly have a seizure lmao
>>722801808
Xanax actually prevents seizures, and does nothing to cause them.
This story makes no sense.
Pussy, ass, mouth?
>>722802201
Why do you fags always like these anorexic 14 year olds?
Jesus.
Would babysit/10
>>722802455
>Why do you fags always like these anorexic 14 year olds?
no clue.
Offensive photos what's the most fucked up thing you got.
>>722802675
Still normie though
Why did my GF say I have a baby dick?
>>722799417
inb4 you have a GF
>>722799417
lol is that even erect?
Why did mom try to stick a USB charger in my face?
I was molested as a child and honestly no matter how much it fucked me up as an adult at least part of me feels at least I was once sexy enough that someone wanted to put their dick in my pooper.
well that's a strange post to read before i go to sleep
farewell gay op
It wasnt because you where sexy it was because its taboo to fuck a child.
No one ever loved you
that's an interesting way to think about it, OP.
Okay, who would honestly likes this chunky wife?
>>722799244
>who would honestly likes this chunky wife?
if i had to guess, i'd say her husband.
Cumshot rate thread
This vids old as fuck, why pretend its yours?
>>722803582
it's me, I have just been too lazy to make anything new lately
Who is this???
>>722802653
Don't care.
>>722802704
/thread
your mom