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bamp

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wwyd

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Scoop their brains out with a rusty tablespoon and burn the bodies in the dumpster behind the abortion clinic.

No fuk u

QWR//
Remember know

Don't screw with me guys, come on.

0.1 BTC to anyone who helps.

>>722850108
yea

>>722850108
provided it was clean.

But probably if it wasn't.

I would do more than lick it.

anon mit der wohnungsbesichtigung hier

die wohnung war top! die vermieterin war 26 blond und hab bei der meinen charme spielen lassen

meine mutter war dabei, das hat der bestimmt noch bisschen sicherheit gegeben

die sucht halt einen für anfang märz aber wäre auch nicht so schlimm

>>722849224
>hab bei der meinen charme spielen lassen
also kriegst du die wohnung nicht?

>>722849362
guter versuch anon

weiß ich nicht ich kam mmn überzeugung rüber, sie wollte jemand der nicht rauch, keine haustiere und ne festanstellung hat.

kann ich alles bejahen

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Yes I need this

>>722850521
She got the tiddies

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What is a thot, anyways?

>>722849930
OP is a fag - CHECK!
OP is really whiny little bitch - CHECK!
OP needs to shut the fuck up - CHECK!

Meanwhile in OP's house he is being raped by multiple ex - con niggers

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>>722849930
Yes, I voted for him and you bet your ass I still support him. The man is a gift from God. He's keeping his promises and doing what is best for this country. You can think we're a joke, those who supported him, but in case you haven't figured it out we jokes hold the power in this country. We put him in the White House to do exactly what he's now doing. You can kick and scream and piss yourself laughing like a toddler all you want, but the adults took this country back this election and President Trump is making US proud. America is greater at this moment than it's been in a very long time. Just because you see the appearance of a farce in your simplistic little mind doesn't mean he's not doing a damn fine job. Every leader of every other country and every citizen of every foreign land--they can all think we're a joke, it doesn't matter. President Trump is doing what's best for America and we are getting stronger because of it. Trust me kid, you'll see, very soon.

>>722849930
>HURDUR: Trump is responsible for Chicago's warm temperatures.

Idiot.

>what is the jet stream?

Also, sea level has risen 400 feet over the last 20,000 years, but the last few inches are man's fault right?

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I can't feel my body anymore.

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My fingers want cheese all the time.

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>>722849822
That seems like a personal problem, anon. I think you need to seek the attention of a therapist.

>>722850539
What's that from?

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sry, i myself have sadly no more saliva, but i can dump some other loli femdom

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>>722850860
https://exhentai.org/g/735114/167210d831/

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Hitler wore the best eye shadow

>>722850727
Seems like a nice accepting fella

>>722849557
i would like to scoop out his eyeballs with a spoon and force them down his anus, then i would shear off his retarded ass hair and shove it down his eyesocket's

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>>722849639
Like this?

>>722849557
Hi, I'm 20ft tall but I only have a 1 inch dick. Not really! My DICK is about 6 feet long but thats way too big to put in a woman! Or, hey, A MAN even. I've only ever met one person over 15 foot and he was a total shit, I would NOT put my SIX FOOT PENIS IN HIS GAY AAAANUS! Anyone under 13 feet tall is basically a pedo, so if I see YOU, watch out! I eat people whole like a magic fairytail character. I can't get a job! I got drunk and shat out a short bus in the morning! Argh, my knees! And I'm going bald. Cynthia left me for a guy who was, like, 3 foot 2 with a less than average penis. I ate them both but, get this, shat them out alive! They send me passive aggressive christmas cards! All my bones and muscles hurt and don't work properly ! I KILL YOU, I'LL KILL YOU ALL! BIG IS BEST! MY TOUNGE IS LIKE AN ELEPHANTS DICK! I HAVE NO FRIENDS BECAUSE ALL MY SELF WORTH IS DERIVED FROM MY HEIGHT AND ALL I TALK ABOUT IS WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE 20 FEET TALL! THAT IS ALLLLLL I TALK ABOUT! I'VE GOT NOTHING ELSE! I'M! SO! FUCKING! LONELY! I'LL FUCKING RAPE YOU MANLET BITCHES! 10 FOOT TALL IS LIKE A BABY TO ME! I ESCORT 10 FOOT TALL PEOPLE ACROSS THE STREET! FAGGOTS. WHY WON"T YOU TALK TO ME! I'M 20 FEET TALL!

>>722849638
Baltimore?

niggers will be niggers

>>722849638
monkeys always fight in troops

Leg, it'll make me loose a little weight too.

definitely a leg, you can still live a regular life with a protesis, while losing an arm is way more crippling imo

>>722849958
What would you rather have as a pet? A polarbear or a chimp with the mind of Adolf Hitler.

Dont abuse this or share it so it gets patched!!

it works but don't share it everywhere so it gets patched

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^ stop lying

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More

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>making breakfast cakes without syrup traps

you have never heard of waffles...? LOL Americans so stupid

>>722850124
>>722850264
>american
>not hearing about waffles
Clearly neither of you are burgers

>>722849023
w

>>722849023
My window closed, help?

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>>722850304
Thanks for no cheating.