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>>742319725

>>742319823
does she beg you for cum?

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>>742319897
Yeah main reason i dont get hand jobs any more because she always wants me to cum inside her

One too many "just in the nick of time" moments

>>742315638

Yeah

did anyone else loved the scene when Jon ran back to khaleesi at the moment where the night king was about to throw the other spear?

https://soundcloud.com/gilgafrank/oops-i-did-it-again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkqZSZjSU7w

Tell me how you like it.

Cash / NiN: Hurt.

Siouxsie Sioux / Kraftwerk: Hall of Mirrors.

Jeff Buckley / Leonard Cohen: Hallelujah.

>>742306009

>Never fight, hate violence.
>Subjected to far too much as a young child.
>Attacked by this jock/teachers pet last year in high school.
>Not a prayer for me.
>Girlfriend abso-fucking-lutely destroys him.

You know who's a keeper? A woman that will slam a guys head into his car and, once he's on the ground, stomp on his face until two teacher pry her off.

All to protect you.

They called me Sophie's bitch for the rest of the year.

Quietly.

When they were sure Sophie wouldn't hear them.

>>742306628
diamonds

>>742306009
Yeah once.
Me and my friend joined in since 2 guys were beating on our friend. Then like 4 or 5 of theirs friends joined in..

We got the shit kicked out of us. Good times.

maddie
jj
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foy

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>>742314866

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Bird

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>>742314089
>it was sitting in there for a couple weeks
honey why
why was pizza sitting in your freezer for that long?

>>742314264
I had eggs sit in my fridge for eight months before

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>>742303161
I sell pizza for nudes

kekekekek

>>742303161
I'm interested...

>>742304760
Fuck no

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Fuck yeah. Hell I want to dress as Harley Quinn for Halloween. Be fun as hell. What's the difference between that and 1000 other costumes where you dress as something you arent?

>>742304760
I would. And I would record him and show it to his friends in middle school.

>>742302509
where did i leave my mom keys...I got a date tonight and I cant kind the car keys

Any proof?

>>742302597
In the trunk

>>742307071
>picture loads past crotch
O-oh, how romantic

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>>742302293

>>742304372
cute

>>742302180
Such an amazing album!

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>>742302254
One of my favorite. Brave New World and Powerslave are also up there.

>>742302455
Piece of Mind is my #1 over here

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>>742298328

Don't be so hard on yourself, OP.

Well you see they are a few hundred thousand years behind us evolution wise and they only try to fit in to get their welfare benefits etc