diaper
I put my diaper on already
its me i Love diapers
The Earth is Flat you Monkeys
>>722879545
>>722879545
>>722879545
So why nobody felt from the edge of the World yet?
ITT post your weirdest sexual fantasies, other anons point out plot holes in them
>I'd like to fatten up my girlfriend by bringing her load of mcdonalds whenever she came over and make her buy something else fattening on the way home
>I'd like to have a loving and caring relationship with a girl both intelligent and cute, who actually cares about the relationship.
I can point out the plot hole myself: girls like that are impossible to find.
Sweet butt.
Fuck a cripple.
when did you realize you had a foot fetish b?
probably around 4th or 5th grade, when girls would wear open toed shoes i couldnt resist staring at them.
started smelling my aunt feet while she slept when i was like 4-5
Before I knew about how sex works. Literally kindergarden age.
ES IST DEUTSCHFADEN HIER
Ist das Angebot "vom Kreuz" noch am Start?
Und... er ist tot, jim
Any takers?
>>722881433
any more?
>>722881433
I'll take her. Post more + info.
Why is there no ylyl ?, I need my daily keks
you gonna post anything dumbass?
I'm tired of not knowing what to eat. What is the best single meal to eat that I can eat 3 times a day and eat only that? I want to eat healthy but I don't want to buy a shit ton of different foods to waste the years of my life I'm gaining by eating healthy. A random fruit with some chili/stew/soup.. maybe a sandwich or pizza that I can toss everything I need on/in excluding the fruit/water. What is the most efficient to get the daily crap my body needs through food and not pills?
Well the thing i do is buy a shitload of veggies about once a month, some ground beef / other random meat, chop it up and create a mix in tupperware boxes. 90% veggies, 10% meat. I freeze those, and unfreeze them when i want to eat one - this way nothing spoils. I fry it and add ramen.
Voila - cheap / healthy and relatively easy food.
>>722881252
sketti bog sauce
>>722881252
I know you said food and not pills, but this isn't really pills. It's like that Soylent stuff.
ITT post your favorite murderer
teddy
>>722880465
He killed them all, of course.
>>722881625
This is my favorite as well.
/b/ what the fuck kind of stone is in this ring? It's yellowish orange. Do I have a magic demon summoning ring of power or no?
Sorry you have a citrus, can be used to improve the quality of an armor
>>722881832
Can confirm, it's citrus. MAYBE topaz if you're lucky. Shit gems are shit.
>>722881630
Citrine
Claim a country game.
Roll and name a country, first person to get dubs on each is now King/Queen of that country.
After someone successfully claims a country, you can either:
-If you're from there, reply to that post and hail your new leader
or
-roll again to commit a coup. success = you're the new leader, fail = you're executed
>>722881633
Rolling Dominican Republic
>>722881633
roll. USA
>>722881853
Reroll
>Be me, 16
>Madly in love with bf
>About to make a year together
>Been having sex about 6 months now
We wanna do something special. We're beginners into sex, we have only done "average" stuff. Any recommendations/tips?
both kill yourselves and do a favor to your parents
>>722881282
This.
>>722881224
get him into cross dressing.
What is wrong with her fucked feet?
weird shoes and all-you-can-eat buffets do that do you
>>722880867
that dudes head looks edited on
When you got a date with base at 2 but you gotta be at your scuba diving lessons at 3
What do you guys smoke?
>>722880586
Smoking is for weak willed loosers.
If you smoke you're the cancerous tumour of society and you deserve to be killed with holy-water, for it'll incinerate your sinful flesh.
weed
Dubs gets name, twitter, and kik.
>>722881661
Rolling
>>722881703
winrar, op must deliver
>>722881661
dubs get