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> 5:00 AM
> alarm goes off
> get out of my double-king sized bed
> walk downstairs and microwave 5 “HUNGRY MAN” masculine testosterone burgers
> blend up my favorite protein powder
> turn on Fox and laugh at how liberal it is
> 5:30 AM
> Oh shit I’m gonna be late
> Get in my lifted Trump style AMERICAN MADE truck that gets 0.5 mpg
> TakeThatEcoFucks.jpg
> Go to gas station and fill up with some Premium American Freedom Liquid
> Only $5 a gallon thanks to President Trump’s incredible dealmaking
> Decide to get back in the car and continue driving
> Huge Truck Nuts swinging wildly in the breeze, have to remind myself how manly masculine I am
> See some idiot racist BLM eco protestors blocking the highway
> Deploy the TRUMP PORTABLE WALL and run them over
> Feels good to exercise my 1st amendment right by silencing people I don’t like
> MFW stupid liberal media will probably just report on how I killed people instead of all the good stuff I do for the world
> Feeling low on protein
> Pour some milk powder directly into my mouth
> 6:01
> Finally arrive at work
> Boss is livid at me for being one minute late
> Had to give up unions years ago because they infringe on our freedom
> Boss tells me I can keep my job, but my healthcare plan is terminated
> It’s OK, I don’t want obummercare. Prostate cancer heals itself, right?
> Start my shift and plunge into the coal mines God Trump has fought to protect
> Elevator cable snaps midway and we plunge into a free fall
> It’s okay, thank God we don’t have regulations hurting coal companies
> happy to die for my company
> plunge to my death
> mfw
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>>722882282
5$ a gallon? Wtf its only $1.70-2.00
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>>722883484
>price of gas
Out of all the things this is the only one you commented on.
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Upvote ⬆️
would you still drink it?
screech*
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>>722883607
I NEED IT
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>>722883607
not sure what the fake latin gibberish is about, but tequila is a no
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im a drunk OP i'll drink almost everything
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teamviewer raid
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wuh
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explain
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NEW TV
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Who is this porn star. I need too know.
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>>722883687
Flabby Notits
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Kylie Quinn
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Sounds like Gemma Atkinson
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That fucking dog.
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>>722881913
God damn. So would that be your moms brother or her brother in law? Either way that sucks so close to her birthday. Tell her your friend Sam says happy birthday and I hope that things get better for her this year.
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Also you should make sure Anne is taken care of. That's some traumatic shit and it's easy to feel like an outcast after something like that.
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>>722881913
try to make her birthday as best as possible with that current situation. got a new cake?
Pokemon fused with dicks thread?
Pokemon fused with dicks thread!
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pussy anal mouth pick for each
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names? kiks? any info on these?
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>>722884169
wwyd
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>>722884085
Ass
Mouth
Pussy
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Frag nen BA was du willst
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>>722883336
Gibt es bestimmte leute die dich am meisten anpissen und wer ist das im Normalfall?
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Ich werde nach Vermittlungen bewertet; wer nicht abeiten will was ich vorschlagen nervt mich
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>>722883336
Warum glaubst du Leute zwingen zu dürfen ihre Arbeitskraft zu verkaufen während wirklich Tausende Jobs grade sowiso durch Maschinen ersetzt werden?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2bawYUM-E8
MAJIN BOO VS BASIL LIVE BATTLE!!!
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>>722884285
IT STARTED NOW.
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Guess who had a threesome with these 2 last night?
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>>722883384
Google.
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Not OP.
/thread
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Not you because op is always a fag
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HILARY duff IS a LESBIAN
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@722882649
Your retarted
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>>722882649
id still put a few more babies in her.
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>>722882649
OP is a FAG
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ITT: We attempt to type Arnold Schwarzenegger with your off hand WITHOUT looking at your keyboard. No Cheating.
arnajedsfggs awarttesgbvdtgm
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Almond schartnigger
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Arnold ifuckedthemaid
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arnopd schwarzneggar
Clothed/Unclothed thread
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>>722882351
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>>722882386
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>>722882479
swap on kik?
TITS are those real or fake?
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>>722882496
One's real one's fake
Prove me wrong
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>>722882496
one more
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>>722882496
better one
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Revving up a chocobo thread...
fluffy I mean.
Let the autistic and psychotics rejoice!
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none of you are psychotic, just faggots.
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there ya go faggot