I'm 18. I live at home with my mum and sister and I'm a nudist. AMA.
eurofag
>>722888265
are they nudists too?
boi or grill? it really makes a difference in this case
>>722888265
Are they nudists too, or do you just like walking around the house naked?
just fuckin rate her.
>>722889931
7/10 areolas too big
>>722889931
No face = No rate
I've just rinsed a hundred quid on weed in 4 days. This isn't sustainable or healthy.
Been going on similar to this for too long. What steps should I be making not to be such a stoner piece of shit? A crap person because due to smoking. Need to change before its too late.
>>722889651
stop smoking.
>>722889651
and go seek help, its hard to do alone.
Don't worry too much, I've been in the same boat,
Just DO SOMETHING, like during the day, then smoke when you get home, it'll last you longer, unless you're just smoking blunt after blunt
feet thread?
>>722889346
How does your penis feel when you do Anal Sex?
Like Eddy murphy
>>722889906
but when your penis is inside how does ti feel?
>>722889854
Depends on the girl...one was ok ( a little dry but got better with time), the other one was awesome. Hit that thing for over an hour.
Ylyl thread no Cancer
Meow
>>722889280
>No cancer
>First 3 posts cancer
This place is dead.
So how do you actually hang yourself?
I read that you pass out after a few seconds.. I tried it out by going slowly but it just hurt my throat and nothing happened.
Get help anon.
Now, If you are serious the objective is to dissemble your vertabrae through excess force, not slow suffocation. A quick and easy death is not too much to ask for.
You need a rope, and a tree. Hanging yourself indoors is asking for a slow suffocation.
You can find out how to tie a noose, and use 4-6 loops for strength, but not too much friction.
The drop length is based on your weight, but give it an extra 10% to be sure, don't overdo it though, or you WILL decapitate. Use this to find the length, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Official_Table_of_Drops
And for fucks sake OP, get help, or spend all of your money on crack and heroin first.
>>722887627
already booked my last trip, will spend my last money on booze and hookers though. Other drugs give me panic attacks
is my coworker fuckable? How would you fuck her?
i'd punch that ugly bitch in the face and take off with that pizza, fuck it then eat it
>>722885222
I don't fuck chix who eat meat but nice trips
ITT: we discus and attempt to summon felix kjellberg
How often does he browse?
What threads does he participate in?
Call him a faggot, u know. B stuff
Who is Felix irl? Who is under that mask??? Is he a nazi?
Has he dumped nudes of his gf? What about nudes of his mates?
>>722886429
Is that moot?
I think I remember him from 2004, (I'm an oldfag).
I didn't know his real name was Felix.
Praise Felix! (Moot) lol XD
Felix!
Come forth, we summon you!
How do I get my cousin to fuck me
>>722885944
Ask him nicely.
>>722885944
more info on your case so that we can provide advice
APOLOGIZE
>>722886307
OH GOD WHAT IS THAT?
>>722886353
Harambe
>>722886307
Has mike brown come back from the dead
If someone gets dubs I show my dick. If someone gets trips I shove this up my ass
Quads and you put it up your urethra
Op come thru
>>722887799
omg im a winner
Get in here!
Post or be kicked
No rules obviously
Pizza is in hot demand
Add Donomatter
>be me
>whatsapp a girl
>arrange to meet
>be today
>day before we meet
>get message
>"okay i'll be ready in 30 minutes, just need to walk my pitbull first. can't wait for you two to meet!"
she has a big fucking dog
how the fuck do i deal with this? i never had much experience with dogs and certainly not big fucking dogs.
>>722886778
>kill girl
>rape dog
I don't see what you're worried about
Smart girls in the city tend to keep big mean dogs because niggers. Accept it, be kind and gentle with it, they are generally good pets.
>kill girl
>rape dog