first person to make me laugh gets keys for Syberia 1 and 2 on Steam
>>722902947
the fact that you think those are good games
/thread
To think he's a nigger faggot
>>722903596
thats why i'm giving them away, they look like shit, i got them in bundle.
really funny thread guys, definitely deserving of 2 shitty bottom bin games
NEW new Cringe Thread
High Quality Cringe ONLY
literally just came across this on my newsfeed
>>722903548
Jesus, OP, really setting the bar low, eh?
Here. Some ACTUAL cringe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcicOBS9mBU
>>722904290
The guys not that bad and that editing was hillarious
ITT:Try to write Benedict Cumberbatch with only one hand and with two eyes closed.
Benuoiouuydrweqesgcvjhjyr
Cumjihuvghvgcfxfdseqweqesfxcvbnbmkuitersf
I'm calling immediate bullshit on you OP
Unless you're retarded, why would you press that many keys? Benedict Cumberbatch only has 20 characters, 20 key presses. 22 including Shift.
Benifivt cukhrtbatcy
benduct cumberbacg
Why's everybody so mean?
Read this tinder conversation I had with someone
>>722903336
>>722903406
>>722903440
Rate my new $15,000 Rolex faggots
are you jelly?
>>722904881
paid 15k for an ugly green watch
yeah i'm dead jelly
>>722904881
no. i don't need expensive trinkets to give my life meaning or value
>>722904881
Mines worth more
Post celebrities you'd suck a dick for to have sex with
>>722902809
>>722902809
ITT: God-tier albums
>pic related
>>722904694
>Dream Theater
>Good
pick one
>>722904835
Hey, Kevin. It's your brother Ben. Get off your iPod Touch and go to bed. You should be asleep
Is this what heaven looks like?
>>722903867
Sage
>>722903682
Close your eyes, that's heaven.
sir i'm going to have to search you for any illegal dubs
Nothing to see here officer.
>>722903811
Welp
wot iz doobs?!
My little brother started to dress up like a girl 2 weeks ago and he wants people to start calling him "Ciara".
I mean like WTF
What should i do /b/?
I don't want my brother to be a trans faggot.
>>722903247
Encourage her.
you should stop being a cuck accept your sibling doing whatever the fuck they wanna do. even if you're transphobic, let the kid explore.
>>722903403
>>722903770
Wow, if i want to get these kind of reaction i just go to tumblr and plebbit.
The fuck is wrong with 4chan today?
/b/, serious question here. I recently got a grillfriend, second time we fucked I couldn't cum. I had this issue a few times before fucking other chicks, like I last such a damn long time but the only position I can cum is if she's doing reverse cowgirl and if I focus hard. I mean it doesn't help this is her second time ever having sex, so she's still an amateur at it and could use some work. Anyways, like it's like I don't feel anything at all, the head of my dick only has the sensation if it gets rubbed right, other than that the rest of my dick I can't feel. I'm on prozac, slowly getting off of it so I'm also guessing that's the second half of the cause (known side affect is delayed orgasms in men) So should I smack off less? Any tips to fix this? I feel bad cause she was blaming it on her, which it's my fault really.
Whack off less bruh
I get the same issue, i can last for hours it seems but not cum
Idk why but jerkin the gerkin causes this
>>722904441
Prozac is definitely the main issue here. SSRIs in general cause anorgasmia. I used to be on one and I could beat off all fucking day without cumming, even if I hadn't cum for a week. It fucking sucks so much man that's why so many people don't take anti-depressants.
>>722904699
Yeah guess I got my dicko wired on cumming only if I jerk off.
Meme thread bois show me your best Offensive or racist idgaf
What is your connection speed b/ ?
I saw an ad for google fiber and now I feel like I live in Africa with my shitty 10mpbs, 200ms connection
I get around 300 down, 200 up on tests, but in real use its still pretty fucking slow and i dont get it, around 15 mbps down on steam and it bounces all over the place
>>722900366
Probably electric interference.. try changing to optic fiber and it should be more stable.
300/30 Cox subscription On WiFi. S7 phone and Asus 5300 router in an apartment complex.
Daily Most Enjoyable Berserk Thread.
Come one, come all, and come read a few chapters with us.
It's not porn, but it's still pretty good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBRYS92RBWI
Links to read Berserk online:
http://www.mangareader.net/96/berserk.html
http://mangasee.co/manga/?series=Berserk
http://www.evil-genius.us/
Links to Berserk torrent:
http://bakabt.me/162057-berserk.html
http://bakabt.me/164536-berserk-720p-bluray-yellow-flash.html
http://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=466995
It's a manga that's been running for 20+ years now, and it's pretty incredible. One of the things that's most interesting about it, is that the author has basically reinvented himself in his style several times throughout the series, while still keeping it true to its roots. During the first 10 volumes (referred to collectively as the "Golden Age" arc), it's basically gritty 80s style manga of purely dark medieval warfare, becoming borderlined historical fiction. but in volumes 11-12+ literally hell opens up and pours itself onto earth evil dead style but in a completely serious manner. Over the next ~5 volumes you have every bit of bad in his world corrupted and risen to full blown demonic rape-fests; corrupt priests burning everyone at the stake, packs of roving goblins kidnapping women, raping and impregnating them to make more monsters, an evil god-emporer who tries to take over the world etc. It then turns into a traditional swords/sorcery fantasy where Guts assembles a team of rag-tag heroes to destroy the five God Hands of hell, one of whom was his best friend and rival during the Golden Age.
> 5:00 AM
> alarm goes off
> get out of my double-king sized bed
> walk downstairs and microwave 5 “HUNGRY MAN” masculine testosterone burgers
> blend up my favorite protein powder
> turn on Fox and laugh at how liberal it is
> 5:30 AM
> Oh shit I’m gonna be late
> Get in my lifted Trump style AMERICAN MADE truck that gets 0.5 mpg
> TakeThatEcoFucks.jpg
> Go to gas station and fill up with some Premium American Freedom Liquid
> Only $5 a gallon thanks to President Trump’s incredible dealmaking
> Decide to get back in the car and continue driving
> Huge Truck Nuts swinging wildly in the breeze, have to remind myself how manly masculine I am
> See some idiot racist BLM eco protestors blocking the highway
> Deploy the TRUMP PORTABLE WALL and run them over
> Feels good to exercise my 1st amendment right by silencing people I don’t like
> MFW stupid liberal media will probably just report on how I killed people instead of all the good stuff I do for the world
> Feeling low on protein
> Pour some milk powder directly into my mouth
> 6:01
> Finally arrive at work
> Boss is livid at me for being one minute late
> Had to give up unions years ago because they infringe on our freedom
> Boss tells me I can keep my job, but my healthcare plan is terminated
> It’s OK, I don’t want obummercare. Prostate cancer heals itself, right?
> Start my shift and plunge into the coal mines God Trump has fought to protect
> Elevator cable snaps midway and we plunge into a free fall
> It’s okay, thank God we don’t have regulations hurting coal companies
> happy to die for my company
> plunge to my death
> mfw
>>722900244
dubs dont lie.
>>722900244
>mfw
>picture of a truck
Well? What's your face faggot?
>>722900244
at least live in Eurabia