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If his asshole comes within a mile of me... I mean its over right there and then

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I've never seen anybody from the 337 area code.

I think I'm the only one.

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I have a couple of questions for you /b/
Im 32yo and Im in the difficult proccess of first dates/text messages with a possible girlfriend. I know she is the chosen one and I dont want to fuck a single thing.

>What should I answer when she asks me about my sunday? Saying Im alone at home playing videogames and watching stupid videos would make me look kinda pathetic.

I dont really have social life, just 1 friend and thats all. Should I lie a bit? Tell her Im going for a walk with 2 friends or so?

Tell me about what lies you tell to possible girlfriends which make you look a good bet for them.

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Who the fuck is this? Waking me up at...

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post your car and your

>age
>job

>22
>frontend developer

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husband left his jeez in wrong place. whose will join me in a mission to get this bitch pregnant.

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non-porn webm

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I finally did it /b/ I finally sold of my Xbox One what a fucking realief I found the whole world was on my shoulder for having this console in my house I sold my Xbox one for $5 it was very difficult to sell it for that price obviously when you buy a $400 shitty console we all need to make some sort of money off of it you're definitely not going to sell it for free it took me 4 months to sell this console to someone people wanted in for free because it has no value on the market so I found this guy that was willing to buy the console off of me and he told me you sure you don't want $20 that's the maximum amount I'm willing to give you I'm like take it for $5 and leave with is useless cancel my Xbox one was literally sitting in its mum pin corner doing nothing I turn that I'm so alone and turn it back off that's how boring it was westinghouse was just read it was like a vacuum cleaner but they didn't need to turn it on I feel bad for the guy bye bye my Xbox one I don't think you will be able to put a biscuit the Xbox one disc drive it's filled with Herring ask if you heard something about to be that you shouldn't be buying an Xbox One Playstation 4 is the real gaming console to buy don't tell me you don't want to play

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Asian amateur thread

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Hi /b/,

I've been in a coma for the last 3 years, but awoke to hear that something tragic happened in Sweden. What happened? Can't find any info.

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Odds = sleep
Evens = fap
0 = do something else

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R8 me

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dubs decide what i eat next

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Is there a moment or an action that made you realize that you hate yourself?

Pic related it's me hating myself

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New wwyd thread