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>>722959559
jajaja

>>722959559
but im not the same guy as you also this thread sucks

>>722959593
ok

Put him in a K hole, bury him alive in concrete wearing a gas mask after putting a plaster of paris cast around his chest to prevent the weight of the wet concrete from preventing him to breathe and then fap to the heart monitor when he wakes up in a dried concrete grave unable to move.

>>722959419

>inb4 shitlog, creamy warm log, etc etc

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>>722960755
https://shitlogof4chan.wixsite.com/logofshit/log-of-shit-news

just be glad that there's no flaws in the floor

>>722959657
Too old

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You're hotter than your sister.

Fascism is a successful form of government

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I support feminist.

Cancer research UK pls. Also grats on your lack of autism.

>>722959833
donate to SENS

>thinks hes autistic
>world view is shattered when he finds out he isn't
Funny stuff, idk donate to some cancer kids or something idgaf

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The only porn I have
>The only porn I need

>>722959449
nice, name ?

i got 820 gb of hd videos

fat ugly fuck

Used sjw milf

>>722959675
/thread

>>722959991

I don't like letting other men fuck my wife, so Bernie isn't for me.

>>722960411
what does that have to do with accepting father Sanders?

>>722960773
The only people who have accepted him regularly let bigger more alpha males plow their wives and raise the resulting children on their own. I don't think that this practice is for me.

WHAT?

>>722960147
ki pasa bu anto djais

>>722959698
I bet he smashs all kinds of underage pussy

the reason you think he acts 12 is because he looks and sounds so young. your perception of him will always be as a young person due to this. he's just a goofy guy and he's really cool irl.

>>722959698
Watch his twitch streams, he streams his everyday life. Cool guy

>>722959572
keep a calories intake diary (any decent APP for smartphone)
Your daily intake should be 2100 o keep your weight.
EAT 500 KCAL LESS, which mean, eat no more than 1600 KCAL
Lose 2 KG per month.

Probably, considering you have a lot of fat, you should eat even less than 1600 KCAL.

Can't do sport? Get a second handed stationary bike, and do 20 minutes a day of vigorous effort. EVERY SINGLE DAY. That' around other 400KCAL.

"BUT I WANT TO STUFF MY MOUTH"... GO AND BUY A BOX OF APPLES; AND EVERY TIME YOU ARE HUNGRY EAT 2 APPLES YOU FUCKING PIG.

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>>722959572
>how do I lose weight anons !!1!1!

Look as everyone has or is going to say, calroies in and calories out. You have to stay dedicated.

>what about exercise?

Your In luck. Let me present to you the quick and dirty of:

Sir Anon Ace's Guide to being a lazy Exerciser!

Cutting to the point I know your fat and you probably don't want to commit as much as the other guys. That means no gym, no equipment and no hour long routines right? I'm right. So we have a few options left, walking, cycling, running. But your fucking lazy and fat. Your not doing any of that. So instead I'm going to give you the best way to burn fat and calories.

Stair Climbing.

Climbing up and down a flight of stairs is your ticket to losing weight. It's tough the first couple of times, but once you get into it, it's easy. Let's break it down.

Walking up and down a staircase for 10 minutes (at a reasonable pace) burns 100 calories. To compare, walking burns 100 calories in 20 minutes (1 mile), running burns 100 calories in 10 minutes as well (1 mile.) so tell me anon, would you rather run for 10 minutes, or just walk stairs? It's the stairs.

100 calories isn't huge, but it is something. 10 minutes a day you simply burn that much. When you get stronger you can then run stairs, which burns 100 calories in 5 minutes. Or you can amp it up to 20 minute stair climbs for 200 calories, which is double that of walking.

>but muscles.

You will be working and building 5 major muscles, including the largest muscle in your Body. The glutes. And as we all know, sloots love the glutes.
As you build these monsters they will help you burn more calories, both when exercising and during day to day life, giving a nice snowball effect.

But you have to do it everyday, and you even if you feel tired you can't stop, you have to do the full 10 minutes even if you have to slow down.

In short, climbing stairs is the best way for a fatty like you to lose wieght. Don't give up.

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>>722959803
>biking
>vigorous exercise
>400cal.

>>722959953
Knife gets stuck in back. Pool of water around you. Detectives will laugh at what a loser you are even in death

>>722959953
It takes more than balloon to life knife and axe. Looks like a prolonged way to die.

awful

>>722959237
you got played

lol thats like $3 of ditch weed

because you're a gay cuck

u are just different,where is the problem?

>>722960184
gonna need sauce on that asap.