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FBI is on the way. Anal is only legal from 18 onwards.

>>723055325

You committed statutory rape
With a boy
> fuck I love being Aryan

>>723055325
Age of consent is 16 in uk

>>723056017
I am Legend

>>723056048
Not quite picture is related

>>723056017
John Wick

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>>723055353
More of that girl anon

bang her

Fuck, sorry Mom. I didn't know you were in here.

Hang on, didn't you die back in '06?

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM ZOMBIE MUMMY MOMMY!!!

>>723054459
Gouge my eyes out.

>sex

>>723054790
>be me
>have sex
>feelsgoodman.jpg

>fat
>dont get around with girls
>turns to animu shit and masturbate

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Nah lets discuss more important stuff. Any updates on the snake?

I would help her et the psychiatric help she needs to get her life back together and become a happy person filled with the love of life and excited about the potential of an amazing future.

Then hit her with a shovel, I guess.

>>723054479
i mean christ, i could author a billion fucked up ways to let your twisted minds imagine a brutal death.

In order to author something that was brutal, I'd have to draw your mind to connect with the image being presented, then I'd utilise elements from the imagery, such as the esoteric/indian psychedelic tapestry and relate the suffering the victim would have to be directly tied into the symbolism that the victim chose to display. Then, I'd humanise the torturers by claiming that they did this to balance out the material realm and that they're aware that this ritual has to be performed again.

The reason I'm not going to attempt it is because I'm lazy as fuck and in all honesty, I've taken no steps to hide my identity whilst stumbling upon this post so I believe that this information can be skewed to portray me in a negative light. Unfortunately, I'm not Stephen King, I have no history of being a writer or pursuing the artform and thus it would be very hard to argue that this is just a form of art in court.

Call me paranoid, but I think the less of the depths of my mind I share, the better, you should probably consider this perspective yourselves, fellow anons.

>>723055810
Hah i know her

>>723054481
When normies try to escape their illness by using our spicy memes on reddit-tier sites

>>723054481
HAHAHA VIDEOGAYMES!!!1!!! I'M SUCH A NERD BECAUSE I GOT THE REFERENCES!!! XD

>>723054481
lmao

>>723054699
nope, you should hang yourself.

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>>723054699
>She was hot

>>723054699
No, it's not normal. I look at extremely young girls the way I look at young boys: I'm just not interested until they grow tits, at least.

>>723054775
You are going to a bdsm club, what the fuck are you expecting to happen? Of course there will be people fucking.

> What can I expect? Are the people really going to have sex/play there openly?

Sex? probably not.
Play? possibly. wouldnt be surprised to see a sub tied to a chair or two, maybe a spanking doing on etc.
actual penetrative fucking tends to be disapproved of.

>>723054948
Hmm okay.

I have to say that I'm really kinda looking forward to it.

Use a lot of lube and prepare her anus before you go. It's a muscle and like any other muscle it should be trained. Play with dildos, smaller then bigger, then you can go for the dick.

My gf's ass relaxes more when I've gotten her worked up with rape play. Not saying you should do that, but definitely start by giving the pussy attention. Fuck it like you're going to finish in it, and when she's all hot and dick drunk, fuck her ass. Use plenty of lube just in case, and always use fingers first

>>723054561
Eat that booty like groceries. Tongue her asshole, that will get it nice and loose

>>723054715
kill yourself

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Good morning! :3

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>>723054715

>>723054530

I'd fuck her. Is that what you were asking?

>>723054530
Yes that's a girl op.
Congratulation.

good tits. Why the fuck have you stopped?

>>723055024
bumperoo

Wtf is this shit

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>>723055024
Yeah I fell asleep a bit earlier but the last 3 emails have been weird as fuck. I know the original puzzle led to bee movie but I don't know what to do with this

White power!!!!!!

>>723055038
More like white genocide