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guys, you have to understand something, the only thing women love more than being sexually abused and treated like pigs in bed is not being told the thing they love most is being sexually abused and treated like pigs in bed (or generally speaking, contradicting men and not being told anything at all by us)

so we just have to let them pretend they are free and not being bossed around and they will naturally submit as the whores they are, but because "they want to", not because "they have to". let them believe their whoredom is an act of free will and empowerment

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Ok seriously. It's been almost 5 years. Does anyone know how to solve the fucking Mount Chiliad Mystery or what?

Someone please break their NDA and at least give some actual clues.

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DRAWTHREAD: Sneak The Tip Edition

>STTE for you go go action 90s types.
>Cozy but not mine, subdivision.

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Sex Stories Time

Bonus points for Hold the moan Stories (Hold the moan= situation where you were almost caught or fucking in a place where someone can easily walk in on you, like parents house or a Dressing room.)

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What should I comment?

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Are you getting one?

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Drawthread
Daddy edition

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See this. What do?

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Chubby Indian girlfriend. I like sharing her

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Yo /b/ros, I just shaved my dick for the first time, it itches like hell, what to do...?

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Not sure if anyone was on this thread last night, I was wondering if anything else developed with the guy after the threads ended

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Alright so lets just start this shit by saying that Canada has its immigrants and refugees
>My highschool tried to get a few exchange students to appear higher on the board of education or whatever the fuck they call it
> we already had a few before, mostly mexican students. Always at parties or on acid, chill boyohs.
> then we have these new refugees.
> they think they're so special because their country is utter shit and no one can touch their asses.
> come to school saying all types of stupid shit about allah
> me and friends shrug em off
> fast forward to a month later
> this one dickhead refugee who well call Slapper (you'll know lates)
> thinks hes so good because he is in a swimmin team, managed to make it into inprov with his cancerous attitude, gets cocky one day and starts talkin shit to people.
> be in geography class, start of semmester, teacher starts talking about people who died in the war.
> poor little girl tries to stop the teacher from talking about it because her big brother died serving a year ago.
> slappy here thinks its good to say "good, thats what he gets for fighting."
> thinking it through, decide not to start shit with lil fucker cause I mean fuck just imagine what would happen.
> friendo didnt fuck around bullshit, dont have time to think, grabs hugest fucking geography book and slams it across slappy's face.
> Slappy gets mad, gets in some sort of fight position, open hands ready to slap a fucker.
> right as about 4 people stand up to bounce the lil shit. Dude takes a swing and goes off running
Did I mention teacher was gone to get photocopies for some excuse to get social worker probs after he heard what slappy said.
> teacher comes back, not knowing what the fuck went down. Goes lookin for slappy. Slappy invents bullshit story about how we bullied him first day he arrived.
> that was the kickstart of the race war.
> present day. Everybody is saying racist shit about one another at caf.
cont?

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25 sissy faggot CD here /b/
<<me in OC pic related
Would you fuck my mentally ill brains out daddy?

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Let's make a song, /b/.

I'll start:

Oh say can you see

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