20 year old retired millionaire looking for a chick to cuddle and keep him warm at night. I'm in Maryland. kik me zihkid
>>723112154
You'll be broke by Friday.
>>723112154
Send me 1,000 dollars, please? I'll be your friend. I'm also 20
[email protected]
I'm not a girl sorry
>>723112633
im not that dumb
>>723112867
i would but see ive got plenty of friends
My friend hosts a movie night once in a while. A couple of us go, bring pizza and alcohol.
he gives us the go ahead to come over, and on the way there's a call. His girlfriend is crying because of her period, and he says he's staying in with her
what do
go to your house and have pizza night
>>723112646
apparently not go to a movie night at his house... why is this even a thread?
>>723112808
I meant tips on how to teach his girlfriend not to blood rain on our established nights.
Eveyone is just going to say reverse image search.
Does anyone know here name?
I am more than aware of the site, but not haivng actual luck finding the girl.
>>723110527
Bump /b/ro,
Sorry idk the girl
>>723110527
reverse image search
>>723110691
teach me /b/ro
peach thread
if you post lewd i will ban you
>>723112118
Baka
Anybody got some good pokemon porn?
>>723110682
Fuck off
Ask a kid that just got offered $62,000 to study computer science at WPI anything.
Enjoy your handicap money for being a nigger. Let us know when you do something worthwhile.
>>723113281
DELICIOUS white tears mmmmm
Black medical student here
about to start my clinical years
What do you study, white boi?
Gender studies?
>>723113281
>>723113494
Same guy here, just wanna add that white tears taste just like coconut milk
Consider yourself lucky that i dont find white women attractive.
Girls who get posted on b that you jerk off to...thread.
>>723110787
that baby sitter shower creepshot one
>>723110706
so hot, post more pls!
Okay /b/ since For Honor has come out it's sparked a lot of controversy. In real life who would win in a fight: knight, viking, or samurai?
Obviously the Knight would be the best at pinochle.
The best fighter and/or the luckiest fighter.
>>723113155
Knight. Every time. Heavier armor, stronger arms and a fairly refined fighting style.
Does any anon know how and where to buy drugs online?
no thanks fbi
>>723113517
buydrugsonline dot cum
>>723113517
Nice try, DEA...
Leaking girl that sent nudes in a Game Community in 2014
Go on...
Aaaaaaaand?
one pic does not constitute nudes...
Good evening, Anonymous! How was your weekend?
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hello reimu, how are you tonight?
I can't post in both places at once.
I'm here, but I'll probably be in Alice's for a bit longer, which will be depleting my picture reserve.
>>723113416
We'll see.
Oh god I just ordered pizza for the third night in a row. I'm scared the same guy will deliver. Will the think I'm a pathetic loser??
>>723112535
No he will probably think you are either hungry or stoned or both hungry and stoned
>>723112535
No, the fact you are worried about that makes you a pathetic loser
i saw the same delivery dude a couple times, we talked about battlefield 1 a bit, nice fella.
>Obama played more golf last year than Tiger Woods. we don't have time for this. we don't have time for this. we have to work
>plays golf six times in his 1st month as president
white people are so fucking stupid, you voted for a retard
>>723111680
And there's no need to thank us for the entertainment. Just sit back and watch this motherfucker work the world over.
Good times.
More latinos voted for him than hillary, faggot
Meanwhile, entitled spics are taking off work because they are lazy pieces of shit that want more free things from the country they are illegally in.
New MILF Monday Thread
More of her please
Pic related
>>723112682
>>723112682
>>723112969
>>723112682
Sup faggots, got some spare time on my hands, one dubs can tell me what to draw. But I only have 10 seconds to draw and I've never taken a drawing class in my life.
>ITT Shitty-ass Drawthread
the mona lisa
Salad Fingers
Waiting for some dubs