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rate me /b/

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Shortstack qt GF will come to you this year but only if you reply to this post with

Deus Vult, Sarah

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If you could have any superpower what would it be?

Would you use it for good or bad?

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My feelings were hurt. I'm sorry. I thought/think you're out to harm me.
I'm sorry.

I can probably write more but don't really feel like it.

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Itt: We wait

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Can someone cum tribute this beauty?

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87 names this puppy

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I think counting to ten would be easy, won't it?

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Autistic weapon thread

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Russian pricks thread!

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>Autistic piece of shit
>Finally have enough Good Boy Points
>Autistic fucking sister has more Pretty Princess Points than I do GB points
>Seeks to gain more GB points
>Goes to local Catholic priest
>New priest named "Chad"
>Looks sketchy as all hell
>Says he'll "clean out my gutters" and "unclog my pipes"
>Goes to my house and cleans out the roof gutters
>About to make his way to my bathroom, when I tell him all my shit and piss are stored in bottles, and I rarely use the toilet
>In actuality, I never use the toilet, but I say rarely so I don't looks like a complete disgusting twat
>Father Chad bends me over
>Tells me to succ his dick for GB points
>I open my mouth for Chad
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Chad
>And GB points, I'm not a fucking faggot
>Still not enough GB points
>Skank-ass sister offers to share her points with me if I perform a few "favours"
>She pulls open her weeb-ass school girl skirt, and I lick her period-stained vagina
>Start fucking her belly button with my 2-inch chode
>Finally have enough points
>Feelsgoodman.ogg
>Goes to cash in my points
>Whore-ass mother tells me she's not buying chicken tendies this week
>Has mental breakdown
>Aim my sister like a Magnum Machine gun
>Sister starts pissing all voortrekker style on whore-ass mom
>Mom leaves the house and comes back with my beloved chicken tendies
>Yes.png
>Enjoying my lovely chicken tendies
>LAPD unit breaks down my door and tears my ass open
>Entire squadron shoves their pulsating dicks down my uncircumcised penis
>Too high on heroin to notice my tendies getting stolen
>Mohammed loves you

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i was trying to be funny and get on one of those super cool YLYL threads atlas i have failed im sorry it wont happen again


RIGHT IS RIGHT LEFT IS WRONG

> be me
> go to local super of markets
> walk up to super of markets worker
> ask for Extract of malted barley is
> thats MILO for you poor people
> super of market worker point to aisle 4
> with his LEFT hand
> in shock cant believe what i just saw
> slap the man with my right hand and leave

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super funny indian pictures
plz contribute

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Why are niggers so niggerish?

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